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What if mom says she's an alien?
Probably one day during my summer and winter vacation in junior high school, my grandparents talked behind closed doors in the cabin. I didn't eavesdrop, but I overheard a sentence when I passed by, which startled me.
My grandfather said to my grandmother, "Besides, you are an alien ..." I was so shocked that I couldn't hear the rest clearly. My grandmother is an alien! My grandmother is an alien! Moments are like watching a movie. All the great leaders, rich people, stars and scientists have disappeared, replaced by space travel and wonderful life in the alien world! At that time, I had an impulse to break into houses and shout, "Grandma, take me to another planet." Then I held back. I first revealed the fact that my grandmother was an alien to my uncle. My uncle said he didn't believe me. I must have misheard you. Finally got the answer from grandpa.
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In fact, what he said was: people with foreign surnames.
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