Xiehouyu should have homophonic words, and jokes should have homophonic words.

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept screaming.

Devil: You can scream loudly. No one will come to save you.

Princess: Broken throat, broken throat.

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you.

Devil: Speak of the devil.

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Demon: Wow, I saw a ghost.

Ghost: *! Someone found out.

*: Ghost, you can see me.

Oh, my God.

God: Who called me?

Who: Nobody called you.

Nobody: I didn't? Play dumb.

Garlic: Who is pretending to be me?

Who: Me again? You're looking for trouble

Trouble: who wants to see me?

Which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here.

Many people: I just arrived ... who are you?

Which one: I'm not who.

Who: He's not me.

Princess: Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun.

Lively: What am I looking at?

God: It's none of my business. Let's go first.

Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? I am a demon.

How did Wang play?

Go on: Why don't you be a good devil and play with me?

Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go.

Nobody: If I play the devil, how can I let you go?

How come: I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.

Lively: What am I doing?

What: You want to fuck me? rascal

How dare you: I didn't.

Me: What's it to me?

Demon: *! I'm going crazy. ...

*: Why did you call me! ...

Crazy: What do you want me to do?

You want me to: I know nothing!

I know nothing: I don't know!

I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me?

Someone: I didn't call you!

I didn't: Who called him?

Who: Wrong ... I didn't. ...

I didn't: I didn't wronged you. ...

You: I dare you.

I dare you: who says I dare not! ?

Who: Please ... I didn't say anything.

I have nothing: what do you want me to say?

I'm nothing: you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?

My long-lost brother: Gao ... My name is very long ... I will be called.

ah ...

Who: ... I want to leave this troublesome place as soon as possible

True or false: So this is my territory. ...

I am nothing &; No: Stop arguing. We're talking. ...

Leave us alone: I won't talk. ...

I didn't: I didn't speak! ...

I am nothing:-_-\ \ "... Let's go out and talk. ...

Go: I'm sorry ... (wriggling)

I have nothing: it's none of your business ... leaving ... (two brothers go out angrily)

None of your business: whoops ... why did you kick me out? ...

Why: I don't want to kick you out ... Be obedient ... Don't cry.

I didn't: Oh ... What does it have to do with me?

None of my business: what? Did anyone call me?

Someone: Who wants to call you? ...

Who: I really have to go ... T.T.

Go: I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v * (\ \ "who \ \" folds)

It's none of your business: aren't you my cousin?

It's none of my business: cousin ... long time no see. ...

Long time: I'm not here. ...

Devil: Are you finished?

Endless: he doesn't have me.

You: I don't have him.

Me: Who said that?

Who: What should I do?

Really? Do you want to fuck me?

You: I won't fuck him.

Me: Who said I wouldn't?

Who: Wrong! I didn't say ...

Say: What am I doing?

Really? You two are shameless!

You two: I want it! I want it!

Face: Who wants me?

Who: I don't want it.

Demon: Hurry up, or I'll kick people out.

Somebody else: Kick me out? Looking for k

Kathy: Who wants to see me?

Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again!

He: Don't blame me.

Me: Who wants me?

Who: I finally caught one. Kill it. ............

One: Don't arrest me.

Me: I've had enough, too. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!

Who: Look at my eighteen hands!

Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws!

Eighteen palms of the dragon: what do I want to see?

Jiuyin Bai Gujing: What do I have to see?

What's there to see: Brother, I finally found you!

Interesting: Brother, let's talk outside.

Devil: Oh, my God! This is an engagement party. ...

From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia ...

The towel said to the coin, son. If you put on a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

The "ruler" said to "do": Sister, the results have come out. You are pregnant with twins.

The minister said to the giant: the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

Lu said to Chang: Compared with you, my house is a fence.

"Zi" said to "Mu": Did your company lay off staff?

"Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why not wear a straw hat?

"Man" said to "Man": Unlike you young people, you can hardly walk without crutches.

"Do" says to "Do": Balance is the last word!

"Bing" said to "Qiu": You see how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown off!

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"Dan" said to "Dan": timid, but also hire bodyguards?

"Da" said to "Tai": It's actually very simple to do hernia surgery.

"Tian" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.

Man said to Cong: Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?

"Earth" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing a shawl will look good, but it is still old-fashioned in the bones.

"Inch" said to "Guo": Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?

"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?

Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beautiful woman.

The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?

Words somewhere a county magistrate with a strong accent to the village for a report:

"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )

"Don't be pickles, I pick up a shit to lick for you. . . "

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . )

Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person, I am a pig (Personnel Bureau) and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended the briefing of the county government. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?"

So the participants signed up one by one:

"I am a wild boar (Public Security Bureau)."

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."

"I am a pig (post office)."

One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because there was no Geely license plate number in the garage. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" !

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it).

Is this all right?