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Wear glasses and send a message to a circle of friends.
2. Since then, she has also become a four-eyed little sister.
3, shooting a video to hit people, the sadness of myopia, no one can be seen on the screen.
4, broke the nearsighted glasses, this idiot came for the first time! Being despised is like that idiot choking himself to death with his back to her husband.
5. What is the experience of myopia? Today, a man stood about 150 meters away and said something to me. I didn't catch what he said, and I don't know who he is. I took a closer look. Ah, it's my dad.
6, heavy rain, riding an electric car soaked, heartache! The most important thing is to pity my myopia, and my visibility is zero.
7. How to wear sunglasses for myopia? I don't want to wear contact lenses!
8, myopia probably comes with a filter to see yourself blurred in the mirror is always different from the lens.
9. I can't see what it is when I eat it! It's too painful! I'm always obsessed with things I don't like.
10, I really didn't see it clearly when I saw you deliberately didn't say hello.
1 1. Is there anyone like me who can't hear what others are saying without glasses?
12, I really miss that when I don't like you, I don't need to set up an independent group, special care, mobile phone control and myopia. When you get home, you can sleep peacefully when no one cares about you. I hate myself. "
13, people with good eyesight can never understand the sadness and pain of a person with 700-degree myopia when painting eyeliner.
14. For a nearsighted person who can't wear contact lenses, a small bag can only hold a pair of sunglasses, a pair of glasses, a card and a key.
15, now I regret my myopia! ! ! ! Why is my head so low when I do my homework, and my mother doesn't hit me? Why should I lie down and read a romance novel with the light on! ! Why am I nearsighted!
16, myopia, I said: 2 meters away, regardless of sex, 10 meters away, regardless of people and animals.
17, myopia can't see far, presbyopia can't see near. I will be blind when I am nearsighted.
18, a nearsighted friend said, "I can't hear clearly without glasses."
19, now I finally feel it. I'm 400 degrees nearsighted and I can't see anything clearly. I didn't realize that my cell phone was off until my eyes swelled. Oh, it's still convex For the first time in my life, I feel too inconvenient.
20. People who are still angry about myopia should never look for anything, because you will definitely not find it. Even if you do, you are angry with yourself.
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