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Talking about the feelings of drying children in a circle of friends.

1, if you are not good enough, you won't meet them.

2. My child, I wish you to take off your innocence and delicacy quickly, raise the sail of creation, sail for maturity and sail for the Gold Coast.

3. Hello, everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!

4. The comedies in the world can be filmed without money, and most tragedies in the world cannot be separated from money.

5, when you have the backbone, you can live in the town, and you shouldn't be able to hide in peace. Will love, will care about people, will care about people, but will not pester people; Have thoughts, ideals, rationality, humor, and dare to laugh at themselves; I will be willing to lay down my body for the person I love, but other than that, I can move freely without looking at anyone's face; Have the enthusiasm and motivation to learn, make progress every day, but no longer expect praise from others. 66

Baby, you are talented, beautiful, optimistic, lively and lovely, but which parent doesn't praise your baby like this? So, if you grow up to be really good, don't be complacent. If you really have these, it's nothing. What my mother wants to tell you is that mature rice is bent over. Without its own efforts, it is difficult to have a normal heart and talents.

7. What a wonderful sentence it is to arrive as scheduled. It is hard to wait, but it never fails.

8. I hope the baby will grow up healthily. The future is bright.

9. Sharing can't control sharing? Don't take many baby photos, try to make an electronic photo album and send it to close friends to share.

10, don't bother him, don't want to share everything with him, don't be full of blood and only be embarrassed.

1 1. If it is true love, don't let go. If money is gone, you can still earn feelings, and you can't get it back in your life! Please cherish the people around you and don't forget, or you will regret it yourself!

12, in the process of growing up, there is happiness. There is joy. There is sadness. There is anger, of course, there are worries, and among these emotions, no one can live without anyone, just like seasoning in cooking. Without seasoning, it is not a successful dish. The trouble of growing up is only one of the spices, and it is also essential for growing up.

13, there are some things that we know are wrong, but we must persist because we are unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

14, as long as you choose your goals, don't think too far, keep your feet on the ground and work hard every day. Life is endless, and fighting is endless.

15, don't suddenly care about me. Not every time you show up, I feel happy. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process. I don't want to humble myself any more, and I won't always be a bitch. All right, scar, forget the pain. I won't do this anymore. If you don't love, please leave. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you. In fact, nothing can't be let go. If you are sad, you will naturally let go.

16, when a man pleases you by self-mutilation, you must not be moved by it. Such people are usually violent. Cigarette butts burn on him today, and you may be burned tomorrow. People who dare to do it to themselves usually dare to do it to others.

17, women think men are playboys and have no charm, while men think women have no strength in reality.

18, no feelings that don't hurt people's hearts, more or less, big or small, will leave scars on your soul. These scars will be exchanged for emotional joy at the expense of scars and scars. In this world, there is no feeling of not going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart. Yes, we can't go back, so we have to go straight ahead.

19, the best thing in life is to find someone who knows all your shortcomings, mistakes and shortcomings, but still finds you attractive.

20. The original quiet life was broken by the baby's crying. From then on, young parents will open a new chapter in their lives. With the baby, even the brush strokes have become so soft and warm.

2 1, I was born and finally met my husband's lover in his last life. She is more beautiful than me!

22. Mom wants you to be happy forever. Today you are proud of your mother, and tomorrow your mother will be proud of you.

23. Life without stress will be empty; Youth without stress will wither; Life without stress will be miserable.

24. Be strong after breaking up, and don't cry. Moscow does not believe in tears, and neither does Beijing. Don't do things that only fools do, such as tearing photos, burning letters and destroying diaries. Believe in love, believe that good men still exist and still look for you in the vast sea of people.

Congratulations on your daughter's happiness. I wish you the joy of brick by brick, and you will be more radiant and colorful when pearls are collected. I sincerely wish your daughter health, happiness, intelligence, beauty, boundless and beautiful life.

26. It is not enough for a person to have this life. He should also have a poetic world. Wang xiaobo

27, strong body, grow up quickly, the longer the cuter.

28. You don't seem to lack me. How can I hold you affectionately?

29, Heaven rewards diligence, there is no genius who doesn't work hard, I hope you work hard day and night and become a useful person as soon as possible!

I hope my dream will never wake up, so that I can always see you.

3 1, the wind determines the direction of dandelion and you doomed my sadness.

32. Sometimes when I want to talk to someone, I just look through the phone book in my mobile phone over and over again, but I don't know who I can text or call, and finally I press Clear. Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start. Finally, I won't say anything. Tell yourself that tomorrow will be better.

33. Bow your head on the uphill road of life and rise on the downhill road of life. Life always likes to tease us. When you are desperate, a spark of hope flashes for you, so that you can't give up; When you are calm, you will suddenly get hit and make you unhappy.

I thought you were the starting point of my happiness. I thought with love, I would never leave. I was full of fantasy, thinking that I could walk hand in hand with you to the distant horizon and walk with you for the rest of my life. Now, how do I pick it up? A wave of your hand at the corner of the years is a permanent departure. What you gave me is just a starting point, but I can't see it. Friends circle talks about daquan

35. The three most difficult things in the world are: keeping secrets; Forget what others have done to you; Don't waste time.

36. Believe that dreams are the source of value, that vision determines everything in the future, that success is more important than success itself, that there are setbacks in life without failure, and that the quality of life comes from erin brockovich's belief.

37. Being interested in the other person and not saying it is the highest state of love. Because at this time, both of them are enjoying the glad eye, the fiery psychology of eye contact and the thrilling feeling when touching their fingers. Once you say it, the taste will be much lighter, because after two people agree, all behaviors have been recognized, and with psychological preparation, they will gradually become numb in the end.

You have a pair of wings. Fly tenaciously, not convinced by the wind and rain; Fly sincerely, don't be intoxicated by sweet honey. Towards a clear goal, fly to a better life.

39. Glory and death are dreams, and worrying about happiness and forgetting worries is Zen. -Bai Juyi's "Send Li Xianggong, Assistant Minister Cui and Mr. Qian Scheeren"

40. Dongdong, parents' baby, we love you forever!

4 1, sometimes I don't understand, I just don't want to understand. Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it. Sometimes it's not that I don't understand, but that I can't do anything, so I keep silent. Some words are suitable for hiding in my heart. Some pains are suitable for forgetting silently. A lot of things, as long as you understand. Many changes, you don't need to say it, just understand it yourself.

42. Some people hate to see people around them unhappy. When people frown, they will always habitually review whether they have done anything wrong. This kind of person is not kind, but stupid. I like to pay for other people's troubles, but I find myself unhappy every day.

43. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day, weighing * Jin, and the mother and son (daughter) are safe. This is good news!

If you all depend on others, you will never be an independent person. The so-called choice of road is not necessarily the choice of safe and secure road. What's wrong with it? Even if it's late, try to the end. -"Doraemon"

45. It turns out that the world of love is so big that it can hold a hundred kinds of grievances; It turns out that the world of love is very small, so small that three people squeeze to suffocate; It turns out that the world of love is very big, and there is still a gap in how much happiness is stuffed; It turns out that the world of love is very small, and it will become ruins when you step on it.

46. Life is as deep as a vast ocean, and there are countless miracles in its unfathomable depths. May you be a brave explorer of these miracles!

47, we are all like children, fooling around because of dependence; Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

48. Darkness will pass and dawn will come.

49. The stalled Ferris wheel broke the previous oath. Scattered all over the sky, tearing up previous promises.

Unfortunately, I have been with you all my life. Oscar Wilde

5 1, if you want to define a good life, it is pleasure. If you want to define comfort, it is three or five confidants, talking and laughing.

52. If light is the first object of love in life, isn't love the light of the heart?

Friendship is like flowers, it is best to be faint. The weaker the fragrance, the more attached it is, and the longer it lasts.

54. Good news and bad news: The good news is that I have a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

55. If flowering is a warm happiness, then falling flowers should be a melancholy touch. That is, knowing that spring is gone, there will be a spring return, so why wait in vain? In other words, we know that the time has passed and we can't go back. Why should we only grasp the incomplete shadow of the past and live up to the good times of the future? Between people, I am used to seeing from a distance, and I won't feel too sad when I finally become a stranger.

56. What others say and do can never determine who you are. What you say and do to others can determine what kind of person you are.

57. Use tricks. If you want to be a stone forest in the sky, you will be a pillar in the future. Congratulations on your victory. I sincerely wish you all the best, Fu Wei. Su he Lin Xi. And pay tribute to Lian.

58. I have asked myself countless times, what are your advantages that fascinate me so much, and what is your charm that fascinates me so much? I can't get rid of it, and I can't let it go. Thousands of questions and answers are exchanged for shaking your head again and again. Yes, I don't know, so keep this mentality! Don't break the emotional window paper, and always maintain a hazy beauty.

59. From some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else's husband. I want to be happy to serve, wash, change clothes and take a shower.

60. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, and it is only because of expectation that you will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful. -Zhang Xiaoxian's single bed is in the pocket.

6 1, there is a kind of lens called poetry. We are on the road, singing softly.

You said it was just a play, so why did you act like you made me forget that you were just an actor?

Dear child, you have the most enviable age, and the road ahead of you is golden. May you grow up quickly and have a bright future.

64. Don't think that there is something better behind, because what you have now is the best; Don't give up because the distance is too far, love can travel with you; Don't give up because the other person is not rich, and work hard to make yourself rich; Don't give up because your parents object, you will find that giving up love for this reason will be a lifelong regret.

65. I'm so happy for you. You're already parents. We believe that this little angel will bring us more joy in the years to come!

I don't know when it started. We are no longer moved by the splendor of the starry sky and the changes of clouds. We met a beautiful wild cat by the roadside and a record store on a noisy street corner. The feeling of being passivated by life still believes that there will be an unforgettable love, which may be our last belief.

Sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting for you to speak first. Sometimes, I really want to talk to you, but I'm afraid you will make me angry. Sometimes I just need someone to talk to. Sometimes, I really want you to understand me, even if I say nothing. Sometimes, there is always an impulse to cry, but I don't know why. Sometimes what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn't say.

68. Smile and hug every day and be a woman as warm as a sunflower.

69. Children, dear baby, you are the crystallization of mom and dad's love, the best works and the most beautiful pictures in mom and dad's life, and the inexhaustible treasure in mom and dad's life.

70. Keep your life simple, and you will be a happy person. Sharing the happiness of life with the person you love is a gift and the happiest thing. As long as you firmly believe that there is love in ordinary life, then this love can make your life shine; As long as you get happiness instead of sadness from this love, then you get a love that suits you.

7 1, extra: * * and * * * couple successfully advanced, and * * * kg cowboy (girl) was intercepted in * * hospital on * * this month, and the mother and son (girl) were safe.

72. At noon today 12: 23, in XXXX Hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. The tiger weighs XXX and is XXX cm long. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

Live not to please the world, but to please yourself with your own way of life.

74. A person has two me, one is awake in the dark and the other is sleeping in the light. Gibran

75. Say I love you out loud if you want to. Say I love you, though it's sweet.

76. Some injuries can never be forgiven. Some pains can never be healed. Some wounds never heal. Some scars never go away. Some debts can never be made up. Some pains will never be forgotten. No matter how hard you try, no matter how hard you force yourself not to mind, no matter how loudly you speak, it will hurt, and it will always hurt.

77. Not every spray is directed at the beach, not every star is directed at night, not every drizzle is directed at wheat seedlings, but your lovely baby is happy for you! Congratulations!

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

79. What is the best love? I won't assert that you don't love me just because of an unanswered text message, an unintentional remark and an indifferent friend. But when you cross forests, mountains and oceans, I will let you fly away with confidence. No matter what you think, do or say, I know you won't leave me. You are mine after all.

80. Some people are thinking about someone, some people are waiting for someone, some people are sensitive to rejecting anyone, or I am used to someone. I can't tell whether you are a friendship or a missed love. Friends circle talks about daquan

8 1, I don't contact because your indifference hurts me, and I don't take the initiative because I can't contact you at all.

Please don't fall in love with an immoral person. A moral person is far more expensive than a villa or a car. Money can bring you enjoyment, but it cannot bring you happiness. Please don't fall in love with a man with ulterior motives Too clever is cunning. Cunning people want to cheat others, and at the same time, you are cheated.

83. You are a boat moored in the port of youth. May you raise the sail of faith and sail for the vast ocean with a dream of hope.

84. The older you grow up, the more you understand that life sometimes really needs to wait. Come if you should, and leave if you should, without demanding or retaining. What you can't see will be relieved one day, and what you can't get will be given to you in another way one day. Don't worry, don't complain, just look at what kind of answer time will give us. Maybe the answer doesn't matter. Looking down, nothing is the most important.

85, gave birth to a son, as handsome as his father, please rest assured.

86. Every day now is the youngest day in the rest of my life.

87. Real lovelorn is divided into three stages. In the first stage, of course, I lost my self-esteem and felt very painful. When I hear his name, I will jump. In the second stage, I pretended to forget and avoided mentioning my sadness, but my heart ached. At the last stage, his name was the same as that of passers-by, but it was a nominal name with no special meaning at all. -Yi Shu's "Jing Hua Yuan"

88. How many people are saying that I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you change your mind; I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you are willing to be with me; I will wait for you, waiting for the day when you leave that person to come to me; I will wait for you, wait for you. However, do people ever know that few loves in the world can really stand the wait!

89. In fact, every corner and every knot has a secret mark. At that time, we were at a loss, but when we looked back, we suddenly found that everything was vivid. We just smiled and understood the pain and sadness.

90. You can fly only if you have a dream, no matter how dirty the reality is, no matter how bleak the sky ahead is; Dreams are gorgeous flowers that bloom in the heart, so that people can finally get rid of boredom and ugliness, so that people can see unique green mountains, cypresses and blue seas and blue skies. First, you're not wrong. It's my mother.

9 1, anger-is to punish yourself with the mistakes of others; Worry-is to torture yourself with your own mistakes; Regret-is to destroy yourself with helpless past events; Worry-that is, scare yourself with virtual risks; Loneliness-is to imprison yourself with a self-made cell; Inferiority-is to use the strengths of others to destroy yourself. Give up these, maybe you can be happier!

92, the process of life, whether it is Chun Xue, vegetables, tofu, I have to taste what it is, so as not to waste this time! Cluster hair

93. People are not afraid of being humble, but they are afraid of losing hope. The essence of life is to appreciate the scenery along the way and reach the distant destination. The secret of life is to find a speed that suits you best. Don't be overwhelmed by illness, and don't waste your life because of slowness. The happiness of life, go your own way, see your own scenery, surpass others' dissatisfaction, and others will surpass without losing their ambition.

94. May you be as firm as a pine and cypress, as flexible as a willow and as charming as a flower.

95. Tomorrow is a beautiful, brilliant and colorful charming word. May your tomorrow be infinitely beautiful, brilliant and charming!

96. Maturity is not that a person's heart grows old, but that tears can still smile. If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

You should not only know how to live, but also learn how to live.

Baby, your healthy growth is the greatest happiness of our family.

99. The teacher asked me what I want to be when I grow up, and I said happy people. The teacher said that I didn't understand the problem. I told the teacher that he didn't understand life.

100, no matter how high the sky is, standing on tiptoe is closer to the sun.

Children eat ice cream and bask in the copywriting of friends circle.

1. If you are free, can I have ice cream with you?

2. [I am not afraid of selling out my favorite ice cream, and I am not afraid of being hurt. I'm afraid you gave your hug and shoulder to someone else. ]

3. When I went back to my hometown, I found that there were milk ice cream in the shop, wrapped in transparent oil paper, a simple cuboid with a stick in the middle, which looked like a classic ice cream. Pick one up and take a bite. Soft and fragrant. Is authentic milk ice cream, long-lost milk ice cream.

I like eating ice cream so much that I think I was an ice lolly in my last life.

The first ice cream in summer is to love your style.

6. Air conditioning+watermelon+ice cream+computer +WIFI+ mobile phone+someone who loves you = a whole summer.

7. Wear new clothes when it is cold, and eat ice cream when it is hot.

8. Eating ice cream for the first time in two years, Wuyang's cone tastes like a melon. How delicious!

9. My love in hot summer-ice cream.

10. The first ice cream in summer is a little cute and super happy.

1 1. Waiting for ing, the first ice cream in summer.

12. Ice cream is the best representative of summer.

13. You are my favorite person. Even with sweet ice cream and chocolate, I love you best.

14. I really want to eat watermelon, ice cream and ice cream every day as I was a child. How powerful my stomach was when I was a child!

15. I can't stand it because I want to eat sugar when I am sad and ice cream when I am angry.

16. All beautiful things are the same, such as ice cream in summer, coat in winter, stars at night, and you in this world.

17. Love is when I send a message in summer, and you can come to my house just to send an ice cream.

18. I went to the refrigerator and saw all kinds of ice cream in it. I look for my favorite ice cream in the refrigerator. When I picked up my favorite ice cream, I couldn't help rushing home with it. When I got home, the ice cream melted.

19. In hot summer, it melts from the mouth.

20. We are divided into classes, so I can't go to the toilet with her anymore, and physical education class can't eat ice cream and chat with her. . .

Chat in a circle of friends

1. If living is the greatest life God has given me, then living without you is the greatest gift God has given me.

Second, I want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

Third, childhood is perfect only when it appears in memories.

Fourth, living is everything, living is happiness, living is also bitter, but suffering is also joy; Like a leaf, when I was supposed to be born, I came alive, grew my green color and showed my shape. When it was time to fall, I left happily, allowing other leaves to regenerate from my scars.

Fifth, whether you have a family property has little to do with whether you have a tutor.

6. Men are naturally affectionate, but they will be affectionate to a person.

Seven, don't envy others more mature than you. That's because, along the way, they met more bad people than you ~-that's right!

Eight, the dream-like past haunts my mind. The rain and water in June lost all the vicissitudes of life, and the moonlight lingered in the depths of memory, heartbreaking all over the place.

I heard that the ideal life is: a clean circle, a regular life, and someone you like.

I thought you were a kite, and I held that thread in my hand. Wherever you fly, I belong to you after all.

11. If a person is weak, he is his greatest enemy; A brave man is his best friend.

Twelve, the watch on the other side is the touch of this shore; Accompanying thousands of miles is inner wealth.

Thirteen, years, burning emotional trajectory; Time, record beautiful moments; Days, brewing sincere friendship; Time, witness the pure friendship; Greetings warm each other's heartstrings.

Fourteen, those busy and unwilling to take a curtain call, there is a flower that will never bloom.

15. Ambiguity is like 90-degree water. Before it boils, it will boil with a low fever. It is calm outside the table, but it is undercurrent inside.

16. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know that every sewing will also encounter the pain of puncture.

Seventeen, why do we always have to wait until half a life, always wait until we retire, only to know that what we have given up with our own hands will never be encountered again in the days to come.

Every time I miss you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to chat with me, you would have said so.

19. There is always unexpected warmth that brings us endless hope. The important thing is not to have everything, but that everything you want is right beside you.

The most painful distance is that you are not with me but in my heart.

Twenty-one, [My mind won't get wet even if it evaporates into rain]

Live with a tolerant heart. No matter how crowded the world becomes, ordinary life becomes full of sunshine.

Twenty-three, the appearance is used to let others know you, and the inside is used to let others remember you.

Twenty-four, if there is no connection, it is casual; Deep or shallow intersection is a tacit understanding.

Twenty-five, one piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, thinking about you piece by piece.

WeChat friends circle has photos of children with words and feelings.

1. Smart people do things tomorrow today; Lazy people do what they did yesterday. Stupid people, put off what happened yesterday until tomorrow. May you be a clever boy and master of time!

2. When God gave you to us, luck was with you!

3. Thank you, baby. Because of you, flowers are blooming and fruits are fragrant, and all hope comes with you!

4. My child, I wish you to take off your innocence and delicacy quickly, raise the sail of creation, sail for maturity and sail for the Gold Coast.

Sustained and profound love will turn you into a driving force for learning and help you reach the other side of your ideal. I wish you health and love forever!

6. Empty joy is cloudless in Wan Li, and the sunshine bathes the earth happily. My happiness means that you receive my warm blessing: May the baby grow up healthily and happily and have a wonderful childhood. Happy teenagers and promising young people will have a comfortable old age after success!

7. The flashing silver light in the air surrounds colorful dreams. I wish you all the wishes made with your hands folded!

8. Bright season welcomes you. The world has changed because of you.

9. Son, mom didn't leave you, so she hid in your black eyes.

10. Beautiful pictures, you need to describe them with strokes. No matter how difficult it is, I will accompany you with my love.

1 1. The road ahead is still long, but you let hope grow on my wings. Willing to take you to fly.

12. Son, your arrival has lit up our lives and given us new meaning.

13. May you, like a seed, bravely break through the sand, put green shoots out of the ground and point to the sky.

14. Mom has three wishes: First, your father works smoothly; Second, family members are healthy; Third, you grow fast.

15. You know what, son? When you were born, your mother thought she was the happiest person in the world!

16. Baby, seeing your happy growth, we sincerely feel that no matter how many hardships you go through, it is worth it.

17. My child, I wish you to get rid of naivety and delicacy quickly, raise the sail of creation and sail for maturity and gold coast. The thought of your little hand stroking mom's worried face makes my heart full of flowers.

18. When you grow up, I hope you don't think I nag about trivial things. No matter how difficult and tiring the growth process is, you should not give up and retreat easily.

19. Thank you, baby. Because of you, flowers are blooming and fruits are fragrant, and all hope comes with you!

20. Little pudding is really mom's intimate little cotton-padded jacket!

2 1. Baby, I can't help kissing you hard after watching you sleeping countless times. It's a feeling of happiness beyond words!

22. Taking care of the baby alone, early education is a good place to kill time, and I am not tired when the baby is having fun.

23. I hope the baby will grow up healthily. The future is bright.

24. Mom only wants her baby to grow up healthily, happily and safely! Baby, mom loves you.

25. May you be the wind with white sails; May you be a boat, breaking waves. Life smiles in front of you, take a brave step forward and embrace colorful life.

26. My child, don't be timid, don't look back, take bold steps and move forward!

27. Come on, smile, baby. I just feel that your first cry when you came into this world is still ringing in your ears. Your babbling is still coming from far away. Blessing song, your birthday last year, is still haunting. Dear baby, I miss you every moment of every day!

28. you have wings Fly tenaciously, not convinced by the wind and rain; Fly sincerely, don't be intoxicated by sweet honey. Towards a clear goal, fly to a better life.

29. Dear Baby: Everything is better because of you. Dear baby, welcome to this beautiful world. I wish you healthy growth and happiness on this long road of life!

Dear child, you have the most enviable age, and the road ahead of you is golden. May you grow up quickly and have a bright future.