Who will tell a joke to make you laugh?

1. Why do you want to wash two pots of clothes? One afternoon, I felt sleepy. So I went to the water room to wash my face. As soon as I entered the water room, I saw my friend monkey fighting fiercely with a basin of clothes. Seeing how carefully he washed, I said hello and began to wash my face under the faucet on his left. I looked up, damn it! I don't know when this guy jumped to my left and washed another basin of clothes. I was impressed at that time and washed two pots of clothes! I looked at him in surprise and was about to speak when he suddenly turned around and said with a sad face, "I just washed the wrong clothes!" " "2. Untitled My girlfriend once said," My wish is not high. My husband doesn't need much money. Just drive me to and from work when I am pregnant. "Later, later she married a taxi driver. Freshmen in our class of law schools are often late because they are not familiar with the location of the classroom. A professor was particularly dissatisfied with the students' lateness and made it clear that he would not accept any reasons. One morning, a classmate was late and we were all worried about her. The professor looked unhappy and asked his classmates why they were late. "I went to the queue to buy the new textbook you wrote. She replied. Hearing this, the professor turned to the other students in the class and asked, "Then why aren't you late?" 4. Comfort yourself. I heard that my homework may not be handed in, but I may not have written it myself. If I had written it, I might not have passed the exam. If I pass the exam, I may not be able to graduate. If I graduate, I may not find a job. If I get a job, I may not find a wife. If I marry a wife, it may not be my own. Oh, my God! Why do you have to hand in your homework! Then I won't hand in my homework 5. Just graduated: Brothers, see you later; One year after graduation: brother, there will be a wife in the future: in the future; Brothers, regret having a wife: Later: Brothers, there will be a stepwife: Finally: Brothers, regret having a stepwife. 6. The winner has been decided. Ducks and crabs race to the finish line at the same time. It's hard to say who is the winner. The referee said, "Come and cut cloth with stones!" " Duck is furious: black whistle! It was cloth when it came out. He always comes out with scissors! 7. Female students in the class are afraid to go back for self-study next night. Later, each of them brought a flashlight. In this way, whenever you meet someone who suddenly jumps out of the grass, just calmly take out a flashlight and shine it on your face, and everything will be safe. 8. What will happen if you are locked in a cage with a wolf? If you live in peace, you are an animal. If you cry, you are an animal. If you can't beat him, why do you ask? It's just an animal! 9. I said I was so handsome, and God slapped me from the fifth floor: "How many times have I told you, don't tell such disgusting jokes before meals!" 10. Just pull open the pull ring of Coca-Cola, I don't know which villain shouted: "The hole is on fire!" I can't believe I threw a coke at the crowd.