Any funny jokes?

1. If Tuantuan falls, several weightlifters cannot help him, so he can only be hoisted by a crane

2. If the ball falls, it will look like a rubber ball. Roll from one end of the room to the other

3. The round bed and chairs are made of three-inch thick steel plates...

4. Children ride on marshmallow balloons Flying over

5. Talking fast and dressed up, flocking like floating clouds

6. Unparalleled in the world

7. Yesterday I called my mother and asked How is mom doing at home lately? Mom said there was nothing going on at home. Mom said a family came to ask for money for fertilizer. My mother said this about their fertilizers: You still had that two years ago in the first few days of plowing with fertilizers. I picked one up, loaded it into a gun and killed a bunch of rabbits.

8. The vast sea is covered with hundreds of feet of ice, and the gloomy clouds are thousands of miles away.

9. When the big insect saw that it could not catch him, it roared, like a thunderbolt in a long time, shaking the mountains. Moved

10. The stream flew down three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Milky Way had fallen into the sky

11. Thirty thousand miles of river east entered the sea, and five thousand mountains reached the sky.

12. I rolled up my sleeves, put the pot to the faucet, filled it with water, then opened the "Tathagata Divine Palm" and gave it a move of "Reverse the Universe", then "Darkness of the Sky and Darkness of the Earth", and finally a "Strangling Soul". After all the hard work, I was so tired that I was "out of breath".

13. The five ridges are meandering and the waves are rolling, and the Wumeng is majestic and mud balls

15. The classroom is so quiet that you can even hear a pin drop

16. She has no appetite at all. She is full when the food is not in her mouth.

17. Reaching out for the bow, the arrow was already whistling and hitting the target

18. My heart felt like a knife being twisted

19. It started to rain in the sky Big raindrops.

20. Under the scorching sun, the asphalt road almost melted.

21. This orange is so sour that my teeth are about to fall out.

22. He was so hungry that he could eat an elephant.

23. We jumped three feet high with joy.

24. His family is so poor that they can’t even open the pot.

25. The glass is so clean that it can be used as a mirror.

26. His voice is so unpleasant that it can shatter people’s eardrums.

27. A banquet is held in a place as big as a palm?

28. The class was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

29. A plane as big as a cloud flew like a rocket in the blue sky.

30. The plane ran wildly on the blue sky track at the speed of a flying saucer.

31. A MiG aircraft carrying a pair of whales was flying as fast as a snail in the blue sky covered by dark clouds, where you could see the size of a sesame seed.

32. There was a rumbling sound, and when I looked up, I saw a huge silver-gray monster appearing above my head. The front body is high and the wings are stretched out, just like an ancient eagle hovering in the blue sky.

33. If he falls down, several weightlifting team members will not be able to lift him, so he can only be lifted up by a crane.

34. This land is not as big as a palm, how can we build a house?

35. A drop of Taibai wine, the fragrance of grass and trees for ten miles.

36. The plane as big as a cloud flies like a rocket in the blue sky

37. The plane runs wildly on the blue sky track at the speed of a flying saucer.

38. When it comes to being thirsty, I am really thirsty. My throat is smoking and my face is burning. I can drink a river from him. I can drink a river from him.

39 The whole auditorium was so crowded that not even a pin could be inserted.

40 Dr. Li was treating a patient, but the disease was cured by three points without prescribing any medicine.

1. Exaggeration:

In order to achieve a vivid and humorous effect, we often artificially exaggerate the characteristics of things, making them higher, stronger, faster, more, and even overwhelming. Earth-shaking magical effect.

Let's first look at the use of exaggeration in "Jingyanggang": "When the big insect saw that it couldn't catch him, it roared, like a thunderbolt in a long time, shaking the mountain." The text describes the tiger's roar vividly came out. We can often see traces of this kind in ancient poems; "Flying down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way has fallen into the sky." "Thirty thousand miles of river east enters the sea, and five thousand mountains rise to the sky." For example, in "I Can Do It" "" I rolled up my sleeves, put the pot to the faucet, filled it with water, and then opened the "Tathagata Divine Palm" to give it a move of "turning the world upside down", then a move of "twilight and darkness", and finally a move of "stirring the soul". . After all the hard work, I was so tired that I was "out of breath."

2. Minimization and exaggeration

Minimization and exaggeration are the opposite of expansion and exaggeration. This type of exaggeration deliberately makes general things smaller. He said, make it lower, weaker, slower and less, achieving several times reduction effect. For example, "The classroom was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop." This is an exaggeration. Another example is that Chairman Mao wrote in "The Long March": "The Wuling Mountains are meandering with thin waves, and the Wumeng Mountain is majestic with mud balls." We regard Wuling Mountain and Wumeng Mountain as thin waves and mud balls respectively, and despise their smallness and prominence. The tall and glorious image of the Red Army. Many film, television and literary works make extensive use of shrinkage and exaggeration, even shrinking people into people smaller than ants to unfold magical stories.

3. Time exaggeration

Deliberately say that something that appears later appears first, or something that appears first appears later. This seems unreasonable on the surface, but through exaggeration, the content is emphasized. For example: Dr. Li was treating a patient, but the pharmacy was not open, and the patient was cured by three points.

Emphasizing Dr. Li’s superb medical skills.

Heavy raindrops fell in the sky.

Under the scorching sun, the asphalt road almost melted.

This orange is so sour that my teeth almost fall out.

He was so hungry that he could eat an elephant.

We were so happy that we jumped three feet high.

His family is so poor that they can’t even open the pot.

The glass is so clean it can be used as a mirror.

His voice was so unpleasant that it could shatter a person’s eardrums.

1. If Tuantuan falls, several weightlifters cannot help him, so he can only be hoisted by a crane.

2. If Tuantuan falls, it will look like a rubber ball. Roll from one end of the room to the other

3. The round bed and chairs are made of three-inch thick steel plates...

4. Children ride on marshmallow balloons Flying over

5. Talking fast and dressed up, flocking like floating clouds

6. Unparalleled in the world

7. Yesterday I called my mother and asked How is mom doing at home lately? Mom said there was nothing going on at home. Mom said a family came to ask for money for fertilizer. My mother said this about their fertilizers: You still had that two years ago in the first few days of plowing with fertilizers. I picked one up, loaded it into a gun and killed a bunch of rabbits.

8. The vast sea is covered with hundreds of feet of ice, and the gloomy clouds are thousands of miles away.

9. When the big insect saw that it could not catch him, it roared, like a thunderbolt in a long time, shaking the mountains. Moved

10. The stream flew down three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Milky Way fell into the sky

11. Thirty thousand miles of river flows eastward into the sea, and five thousand miles of mountains reach the sky

12. I rolled up my sleeves, put the pot to the faucet, filled it with water, and then opened the "Tathagata Divine Palm" to give it a move of "Reverse the Universe", then "Darkness of the Sky and Darkness of the Earth", and finally a "Strengthening the Heart". After all the hard work, I was so tired that I was "out of breath".

13. The five mountains are meandering and the waves are rolling, and the clouds are majestic and mud balls

15. The classroom is so quiet that you can even hear a pin drop

16. She has no appetite at all. She is full when the food is not in her mouth.

17. Reaching out for the bow, the arrow was already whistling and hitting the target

18. My heart felt like a knife being twisted

19. It started to rain in the sky Big raindrops.

20. Under the scorching sun, the asphalt road almost melted.

21. This orange is so sour that my teeth are about to fall out.

22. He was so hungry that he could eat an elephant.

23. We jumped three feet high with joy.

24. His family is so poor that they can’t even open the pot.

25. The glass is so clean that it can be used as a mirror.

26. His voice is so unpleasant that it can shatter people’s eardrums

27. A banquet is held in a place as big as a palm?

28. The class was so quiet that you could even hear a pin drop

29. A plane as big as a cloud flew like a rocket in the blue sky.

30. The plane ran wildly on the blue sky track at the speed of a flying saucer.

31. A MiG aircraft carrying a pair of whales was flying as fast as a snail in the blue sky covered by dark clouds, where you could see the size of a sesame seed.

32. There was a rumbling sound, and when I looked up, I saw a silver-gray behemoth appearing above my head. The front body is high and the wings are stretched out, just like an ancient eagle hovering in the blue sky.

33. If he falls down, several weightlifting team members will not be able to lift him, so he can only be lifted up by a crane.

34. This land is not as big as a palm, how can we build a house?

35. A drop of Taibai wine, the fragrance of grass and trees for ten miles.

36. The plane as big as a cloud flies like a rocket in the blue sky

37. The plane runs wildly on the blue sky track at the speed of a flying saucer