Want the most classic joke, short, must be "cold" to the end! ! !

1。 One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

2。 There is a penguin, doing nothing, plucking and playing. He said, it's cold.

Sequel: There is a polar bear with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said that penguins are right.

3。 There is a chairman of a hide-and-seek club in the school, but he hasn't found it yet.

4。 One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon.

5。 Two bananas walk together. The banana in front suddenly felt very hot and began to undress, so the banana in the back stepped on the banana skin and fell down.

7。 Once upon a time, there was a lovely little boy who asked you to pinch him and died the next day.

8。 On a hot afternoon, a matchstick scratched and scratched and then burned himself to death.

12. The diver's movements are difficult. He turns three times, then somersaults three and a half times, and then somersaults for a month.

13。 There are two tomatoes walking, a car flies by, one is squashed ... the other says, dig haha! Tomato sauce!