If you are in a bad mood, come and tell stories or make jokes.

1. Watching TV at night, dad: "Baby, can you help me get a drink from the refrigerator?" Daughter: "Do your own thing!" After a while, the daughter wanted to eat an apple. Come and find Dad to wash. Dad: "Didn't you say you have to do your own things by yourself?" Daughter: "You have to help others do their own things!"?

2. "When my wife sees that the child is not eating well, she will talk to the child." Said: Good son, if you eat this bowl of rice, my mother will reward you 2 yuan. My son agreed. At this time, I opened the door and came in. My son held the bowl and whispered to me: Dad, if you eat this bowl of rice, I will reward you. You a dollar”.

3. One day I was riding a bus. A beautiful woman in front of me got on the bus and said to the driver: "Master, I didn't bring any money today. Can I kiss you and treat it as a coin?" The driver said yes, The beautiful woman kissed the driver and sat down in the back.

The other female man could see clearly from behind. After getting in the car, he held down the driver and kissed him wildly. He raised his head and said, "I didn't bring any money. I kissed you so much. Just treat it like I put in coins." !” The driver was so frightened that he cried, “The one in front of you is my wife!”

4. "One day in class, my classmate secretly played with his mobile phone. He happened to be discovered by the class teacher who was patrolling outside the classroom. The class teacher took out his mobile phone and sent a message: Why don't you listen carefully to the class? My classmate was confused. He replied: Who are you? The class teacher sent another message: Look out the window. My deskmate glanced out the window and replied: Thank you for reminding me, we will talk later, our class teacher is staring outside the window.

5. "Don't name your dog haha. My neighbor has an old lady who has a husky. She thought it started with ha, so she named it haha. Today her dog got lost. The old lady I was so anxious that I searched around the community, calling the dog’s name everywhere, just haha, haha, hahahahahahahahahaha.”