Ask for a crosstalk of seven people. It is best to have access to the campus. Please, masters.

Comedian ... for a minute ... I really heard it. Whether there is a joke in one minute! I recommend the Lao Guo project to you. Both men and women say, okay.

(text)

A: People outside pay more attention to safety. Dangers are everywhere, including going out to eat, and we should also pay attention.

B: Should I pay attention to my diet?

Ah, just like a bar. Last week, several of our students went out to eat and ordered food. The waiter said (pointing to B).

Say what?

A: Your fish balls are rough (school McDull). Tell the waiter that the wood surface is rough. What about the rules of protecting the harbor with fish balls?

B: Online and offline, our Springfield Flower Kindergarten.

A: There is nothing left. Finally, I recommend a delicious one for you. The waiter said that we had a good turtle soup and then turned right. After a while, I came. I drink this soup very well.

B: Yes.

A: At this time, the waiter said, tortoise soup.

B: You can say that!

I was angry, too. Look, there's another turtle egg. I said waiter, order it.

B: Yes, we can eat separately.

The waiter looks at you and talks. You are eight people and seven assholes.

B: Hello.

A: urgent, urgent. You will see more dangers.

B: This is an example.

A: So, pay more attention to safety from home. People only have one life, so cherish it. You don't like cats. It is always said that cats have nine lives and people only have one life. Always pay attention.

B: People have nine lives and so on.

A: People have nine lives. For example, you have nine lives.

B: I'm not afraid of anything.

A: Yes, find a train lane first and tell a lie!

I am your life!

Oh ... the train passed by and died.

Well, I have nine lives.

A: a:/kloc-the carriage of the 0/0 train!

B: Yes. ......

(End)

(Because I sincerely ask for it, I recommend a self-made one for reference only, hehe)