Hao Jian is happy today 1 line.

Allen: Dajian, Dajian, what are you doing? I stepped on you. Shen Teng: Where's your wife? Allen: I'm out. Shen Teng: Let me tell you something, Deng Xiaoliang. Do you think you are a tiger? You said let me help you play who is not good for you, let me help you play your son is not good for you. Can your daughter-in-law trust you with this stupid trick? Unless he is also a tiger. Allen: My wife will believe it! Shen Teng: Mai, you and your wife are so close. Allen: Isn't he suffering from prenatal syndrome? He always said that he was unhappy when he thought of one thing after another, and he was angry when he was angry. Shen Teng: Aren't you going to light her up? Allen: Hao Jian! Shen Teng: Hey! Don't worry, my name is Hao Jian. You can call me Xiao Hao or Da Jian, so don't call me Da Jian. Hao Jian Hao Jian revealed my character! No way! I really can't help you. I'm leaving. Allen: Hey! No, you go! I'll call your daughter-in-law now and tell her that you go to the bath center every day and don't take a shower afterwards. Shen Teng: Didn't I get another job bathing people? I won't give people a bath to eat! Allen: Hey. . I can't imagine what your wife ate. . Hao Jian! Just watch me play with my brother and help me. Shen Teng: What do you mean? Huh? Insult me with 200 yuan? I owe you two dollars? I just got paid, too You are deliberately alienating our brothers. You didn't do that. Boxwood: I saw you play once! Allen: I'm back! Id card? Shen Teng: Yes! Allen: As planned! Hide in the refrigerator! Shen Teng: Hidden in the refrigerator. I'll pay you back! Boxwood: Don't let me see you again! Allen: What is it, daughter-in-law? Had a fight with someone? Boxwood: No! Allen: Ah. Boxwood: Follow the dog! Allen: Can you argue with a dog? Huang Yang: I chat with my children. I said, baby, it's not easy for your mother to conceive you. Don't forget your mother when you grow up. It barked at me! Allen: You didn't bite it? Boxwood: It didn't bite me. Can I bite him first? Then I have to stand up! Allen: Atmosphere! Do good for dogs! Huang Yang: Husband. Allen: Huh? Huang Yang: You said we would leave one day. How lonely this child is in this world! Allen: Don't cry, don't cry. No, when we leave, take the children. Huang Yang: You are a fool! Ah! Watch others praise their husbands! It is said that your husband is really capable, your husband is really promising, your husband is really talented, praise me, your husband is really tall! Allen: Yes. Boxwood: You take off your apron. No adult can walk around the dining table all day. Allen: It's a little short. Huang Yang: You should pack your things and go back to your mother's house. Allen: Huh? Wife? Huang Yang: Me. . . Allen: You gave it to me as soon as you listened. Hello? Shen Teng: Hello? Is it dad? Allen: Who is it? How polite! Shen Teng: I am your future child. I'm going to visit your parents in 2042 through time and space. Boxwood: Liar! You can starve yourself to death by cheating like this. Shen Teng: Dad! Allen: No! Ancestors! You can take anything valuable at home except my daughter-in-law! Huang Yang: Especially after you don't take the TV away, I dare not watch it! Shen Teng: Is this my home thirty years ago? That's so sweet. Allen: Ah! Wife! Wife! I told you to hide in the refrigerator! Shen Teng: Hiding the refrigerator? I thought I had a cold. Allen: Then you can't come out of the TV either. Look, you're scared by my wife. Shen Teng: I think getting out of TV makes me feel more thorough. Allen: Are you pretending May 4th? Shen Teng: Then Emperor Ama hid in the refrigerator. He was cold! Allen: What happened to my TV? Shen Teng: No, I changed it for you when I stepped on it this morning. Huang Yang: Husband! Allen: Wife. Shen Teng: Mom! Don't be afraid! I am a child in your belly. Boxwood: I believe it! Put it back first. Shen Teng: Come on, Mom! I managed to get through it. Allen: Wife! Don't faint until you hear him out. Shen Teng: Mom! For thirty years, I have been looking for the starting point of my life. The purpose of my visit is to see what a great woman can give birth to me. Boxwood: Accidental gestation. Allen: Alas. Honey, you said you were my son. What's your name? Shen Teng: Dad, get up now. I'll call you as soon as you get up. Allen: Eyeballs! Shen Teng: Dad! Look before you leap. Every hasty decision you make concerns my future. Give me a personal name. Allen: Only eyeballs! Shen Teng: Mom, my ID card! Huang Yang: Deng eyeball! Allen: It's my son! Did not run! Shen Teng: Mom! Stop arguing. My mom and I really. . Of flesh and blood. . Boxwood: Deng Xiaoliang! It really is too much of you. Allen: Honey, let me explain. Huang Yang: You can't pass on such a high advantage to your son! Allen: Blame me me, blame me! ! Boxwood: Baby! Shen Teng: Mom Huang Yang: Mom has been imagining what you will become when you grow up. Mom overestimates you. Shen Teng: Oh dear. . Mom, hug. Allen: Alas, alas, let's split up. You've squeezed you out as a child. Shen Teng: No, I want my mother to hold me like this and never part. Allen: Break up! Boxwood: You separate! Baby, tell mom what our family will be like in the future. Shen Teng: My future father is amazing. He is a great entrepreneur. Boxwood: Really? Shen Teng: He is on the American clothing list. Allen: Forbes! Shen Teng: Yes. . Forbes was published later, so how can he be published by my dad? My dad kicked him down again! Huang Yang: Honey, you really didn't let me down. Allen: Hey. I have repeatedly stressed that how can a woman win the world if she doesn't keep her word! Huang Yang: What do you do now, son? Shen Teng: Huh? Dad? We haven't discussed this before. Allen: What are you discussing? Just say it casually. Your mother doesn't know anyway. Shen Teng: I rubbed mud and ashes together. I study the human epidermis. Huang Yang: Oh, medical students. Shen Teng: Human skin dirt! Huang Yang: Oh, mom listened to so much prenatal music for nothing. Shen Teng: I didn't listen for nothing. Every time I remove dirt from someone, I give him a set of drums. Come on, big brother, look at your hands! Inside, the first card, I am the leader of the band, the first card. Euonymus japonicus: God, you scared me. I thought he was taking a bath. Allen: My son is both civil and military. Come with me! Huang Yang: Honey, you are great! Shen Teng: He is great mainly because he has a good buddy. Huang Yang: Good friends are very important. Your father is not successful now. He was dragged down by his good friends, especially Hao Jian. Shen Teng: Who? Boxwood: Hao Jian. Shen Teng: Isn't Uncle Hao Jian my father's best friend? Allen: Honey, I won't allow you to sow discord between me and my partner. Huang Yang: Didn't you say it yourself? You said you felt sick when you saw Hao Jian. You also said that Hao looks like a person, but he never works in the personnel department. Your father also said, said. . Allen: Go ahead. There's still half a cucumber in the fridge. Boxwood: Yes. Allen: Stir-fry four dishes for children. Boxwood: Oh. Shen Teng: Your family treats guests extravagantly! Allen: Come and give me a hand, and you're done! Let's leave now. Shen Teng: Wait a minute. What did you just say about me? Said I looked like a person, but I never did anything about personnel. I want to know why I look like a person. What makes you say I look like a person? . . Be carried away by anger. . . Allen: If you coax my daughter-in-law, will you take it to heart? Here, here's a hundred dollars, mental damage compensation. Shen Teng: What kind of mental illness is valued with 100 yuan? Allen: No, are you finished? Shen Teng: Oh dear? You gave me a big fall, mom, mom. Boxwood: What's the matter? What happened? What's the matter, baby? Oh, this, this, this, this. . Allen: Son, why is the ground so cold? Get up quickly. Shen Teng: Dad. . I'm here to see you again. Huang Yang: What happened to your father? Shen Teng: That's why my future father had a heart attack. The heart is a bridge. After filming, the doctor was stunned. Isn't this the famous Xizhimen overpass? Don't stop me, mom. Your echo floats in the hospital corridor every night. Just take my dad's apron and keep shaking it. Husband, husband, husband, father-in-law Huang Yang: Honey, I can't afford the happiness you bought with your health. I still like you. Allen: Hey? Hey hey hey! Shen Teng: You can both do it. All right, I'm leaving. Allen: Wait a minute! Just you. Look at your mother. Can you come empty-handed? Shen Teng: You, you, you know, I came here in a hurry. Allen: Then you can't go in a hurry, have you forgotten? You said you put it in your pocket. Shen Teng: I have my compensation for mental damage in this pocket. Allen: I have an inner pocket. Shen Teng: This pocket is my own salary, even if I give it to my mother. Huang Yang: A son's filial mother must hold it. Shen Teng: Mom, you. . . . Allen: Come on, son, let's go home this time. Shen Teng: Who is it? Me? I just got back, ah, ah, dad. Huang Yang: Son, come and see that your mother has returned the money to her. It's bad for her not to take it. Come and put it back on her son. Shen Teng: No, Mom, it's too crowded to wear it back during commuting hours. Huang Yang: It's time for you to go back and take care of your father. Shen Teng: Do you need nursing? Dad. . Allen: Hmm. . Why not let him watch him bask in the sun? Put it back on his TV. Huang Yang: No, his grandmother doesn't have a TV. Allen: Ah. . . That's it. Shen Teng: Didn't you just give up on me? Boxwood: Son, which station did you wear it from? Local TV station or CCTV? Shen Teng: Ah, Dad. . Select a channel. Allen: Put it on. Shen Teng: Raw? Allen: I can't help it. Shen Teng: You mean your TV will die with me. Allen: You put it on first. I've been trying to figure it out since you put it on. Shen Teng: What else can you do? Just take it out when I'm dressed! ! Boxwood: Oh, yes, son, take this wine with you on the road. Shen Teng: Anything else to drink on the way? I will drink it now. It hurts to wear it in the future. Huang Yang: Son, you came here to let your mother know that happiness is actually very simple. Don't always think you have nothing, think more about what you have. Shen Teng: Mom, if you really want to understand, just think about what was in your son's pocket before he came. Now it's gone. Allen: You two are talking about two different things. Huang Yang: Put it on, son. Shen Teng: When I came here, no one told me that I could go back and forth. . Mom, I can't bear to part with you. Huang Yang: Mom can't bear to part with you either. . . Shen Teng: I can't bear to part with myself. Allen: I hate TV, too. . Huang Yang: Honey, if you really can't bear to wear it with your son, son, take your father to wear it with you, and let your mother open her eyes. Shen Teng: You opened your eyes. We have already left. Dad, the elders wear it first. Allen: What are you wearing? Look inside your mother. Huang Yang: Acting, you can't finish what you started, can you, Hao Jian? Allen: Hao Jian! Honey, I was wrong. I shouldn't have lied to you. Huang Yang: I have prenatal syndrome, but I'm not stupid. I can tell what is cheating and what is love. Allen: Wife! Huang Yang: Husband! Shen Teng: Or what? Why don't I invite you two to take a shower? Huang Yang: Hehe, Hao Jian, I also want to thank you. I will pay back the money. . . Allen: What happened to my wife? Shen Teng: Coming! Allen: What should we do? Shen Teng: To the hospital. Huang Yang: Hao Jian, this money, this money. . . . Shen Teng: What kind of money is it? Think of it as a gift for children during the Chinese New Year!