Looking for jokes for kids to make sentences with

1.__________, I feel haggard because of Yixiao

Classmate’s answer: You will never regret it if you take off your clothes and belts (the correct interpretation is “As your clothes and belts get wider, you will never regret it”, I admit this is There is a problem in thinking)

2. Asked where the canal is so clear, __________

The student answered: There is a clear spring in the heart (the correct interpretation is "only the source of living water can come", we still agree with The water stuck to the edge~~~)

3. Why should *** cut off the west window candle? __________ The classmate answered: The couple sat together until dawn

(The Chinese teacher laughed while marking the paper I was dizzy. After I mentioned this in class, I got dizzy again! The correct interpretation is "When it rains at night in Bashan")

4. The earthworm shakes the big tree, __________ The student answered: Not moving

(The correct answer is "ridiculous but not self-aware". He is motionless and impressive, which is very consistent with the facts)

5. The beauty of a gentleman as an adult, __________ Student answer: The villain wins the love of others (directly dizzy Death)

6. If you are poor, you will be alone. __________ Classmate answer: If you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines (correct answer: If you are rich, you will benefit the world)

7.__________, no one in the world will recognize you Student’s answer: As long as he looks like Saddam (Khan|||…)

8. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, __________ Student’s answer: Iron rods can also be ground into needles~~~~~~

(The correct interpretation is "Three thousand favors in one body")

9. Having a colorful phoenix with two flying wings, __________ student answered: A plucked phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken

Another classmate answered: The husband and wife both returned home (the correct interpretation is "the hearts are in touch")

10. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, ______ classmate answered: Fighting at the end of the bed and another classmate answered at the end of the bed : Get into the wrong sedan chair and marry the right man

11.__________, the wife of the poor will not go to bed. Classmate answer: the husband of the married woman will not go to bed (the Chinese teacher is furious!)

12. I hope people For a long time, __________ Classmate’s answer: A heart will last forever

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it is quite classic.

The correct answer is "Qianli *** Chan Juan")

13. Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, __________ student answer: turtle crawling by the river in Dongcun (that's right, quite neat)

14. I urge God to cheer up, __________ classmate replied: God roared at me three times

(The correct interpretation is "to send down talented people in an eclectic way", Gong Zizhen)

15. I am born with talents It must be useful, _________ classmate answered: He showed his magical powers at the critical moment. Another classmate answered: the son of a mouse can dig holes

(The Chinese teachers in the entire office laughed wildly without any image)

16 .If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old. __________ Classmate’s answer: People are not romantic and their youth is wasted!

(The correct interpretation is "If the moon has no regrets, the moon will be round" Li He's "The Golden Bronze Immortal's Farewell to the Han Dynasty")

17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, __________ classmate answers: Please don’t tell him (the correct interpretation is "A heart of ice is in a jade pot")

18. The couplets in the final exam, the first couplet is a hero The second line of the third grade student's response to the treasure sword is: My mother's charm is especially beautiful

19. Good medicine is bitter and good for the disease, __________ classmate replied: I would be a fool if I don't take it

Who has never had this problem in life since ancient times? Death, __________ classmate answered: It’s just that people die in sequence

20. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, __________ classmate answered: Li Bai sleeps sweetly

21. A leopard can be seen through the tube, __________ classmate answers: scare me One jump (hahaha! The correct answer is "can be seen")

22.__________, fly into the homes of ordinary people. The classmate answered: Konka Caiba TV

23. Grape wine luminous cup , __________ classmates answered: Lots of money and beauties

24.__________, A masterpiece by a first-year junior high school student: A ghost knocks on the door in the middle of the night

25. There is another test on Tao Yuanming "I can't bend my waist for five buckets of rice", the classmate filled in "Just give me six buckets of rice"...

26. I am the old man and the old man, __________ The classmate answered: My wife is my wife and my wife is the man's wife

(The teacher later commented that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha)

27. I think back then, when we were strong and powerful, __________ students answered: Look at today, they are stalking each other. < /p>

(Made the invigilator and the principal outside laugh)

29. The students in the first grade of junior high school said to each other, "Climbing the city between the white clouds and taking in the mountain scenery into your arms, __________"

Classmate’s answer: I went to the hotel to hug the lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood and died on the spot)

30. If the love lasts for a long time, __________ Classmate’s answer: It’s time for the two to get married< /p>

31. Thousands of sails passed by the side of the sunken boat, _________ classmate answered: There are many ways to spread the peacock's tail

32. When the books are used, there will be less regrets, __________ classmate answered: There is not enough money to spend by the end of the month< /p>

33. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old. Classmate __________ answered: If a person is sentimental, he will die early (the correct interpretation is "If the moon has no regrets, the moon will be round")

34. Who has been in life since ancient times? No death, __________ Student answer: Is there anyone who poops without paper (no words...)

35. Once I was tested on Li Qingzhao’s Ru Meng Ling, “Do you know? Do you know?___________”

Student answer: SORRY I, DON'T KNOW... (the correct answer is "It should be green, fat, red and thin")

36. Once I was asked about a sentence of Mr. Lu Xun: "___________, I My blood splashed Xuanyuan." The student answered: He stabbed me with his knife

37. In the Chinese language exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the fill-in-the-blank section: "The door for people to enter and exit is locked, ______________[/ft]< /p>

, a voice shouted: _______________ I long for freedom, but how can a human body crawl out of a dog hole..." Student answer: The hole for a dog to crawl out is also locked/ Damn it, All locked!<

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38. There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers. ___________ The student answered: Can you give me one more?

(The marking teacher said right: Love is love, and points are points. More You can’t even give me one copy)

39. When I was in the first year of high school, during a monthly exam, I heard the sentence “Look up to the sky and go out laughing. (Correct answer) How can I be a Penghao person?”

Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the previous sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, (correct answer) nature removes the carvings

". Some people wrote, Lotus roots emerge from the mud; others even more brilliantly wrote: Heroes emerge from troubled times

40. When asked how much sorrow you have, classmate __________ answered: Just like a pot of Erguotou (the teacher commented, "You drink again" Too much...")