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Don’t look down on people with humble status

1. A person who did not understand etiquette when he was a child, does nothing when he grows up, is old and useless but still drags on, wasting food in vain, such a person can be called a thief.

2. A person who is strong, decisive, simple and does not speak easily, his quality is close to benevolence.

3. A gentleman acts based on morality, acts according to etiquette, expresses with humility, and achieves things with integrity.

4. If a person is rich or powerful, even if he does a lot of evil, there will always be people vying to praise him, and it is rare to see anyone criticizing him openly. If a person is poor and has no power, even if he is respectful and cautious, He will also be regarded as hopeless, and few people will praise him.

5. When dealing with rich and powerful people, even new acquaintances will become closer and closer; when dealing with poor and powerless people, even old acquaintances will become closer. Becoming more and more distant.

6. People who deal with wealthy and powerful people can easily gain a good reputation in society, and will also receive material and financial benefits in private. People who deal with poor and low-status people People, from a large perspective, tend to spend money to help others, but from a small perspective, they also suffer the loss of having to lend money and materials to others.

7. Precious people may not necessarily be worthy of attention, and poor and humble people may not necessarily be despised. In other words, a person's wealth or status cannot be used to determine the level of his moral integrity.

8. People with high moral character are prone to slander.

9. If you praise a person without exaggerating his advantages, the listener will not be happy; if you slander a person without exaggerating his shortcomings, the listener will not be satisfied either.

10. For a person, nothing is more likely to lead to failure than having too many selfish desires.

11. Those who reveal their inner plans to others will inevitably lead to failure. Those who take much from others and give little to others are bound to face decline.

12. Those who are happy when they hear slander and are angry when they hear advice will surely perish. Those who can keep their duties safe will be safe, while those who covet other people's things will inevitably suffer losses and harm.

14. There are six reasons and situations for changes in human feelings. If a person's wishes are fulfilled, he will be happy; if a person's wishes are not fulfilled, he will be resentful; if he flatters himself in front of others, others will hate him. If you can be humble and willing to be inferior to others, others will like you; the more you hinder him from getting what he lacks, the more stubborn he will be in his preference. Accusing others of their hobbies with a disgusting attitude will lead to mutual jealousy and hatred. Talk about contempt

1. Inner demons cause harm to others. If a man does not love himself or his female body, if a man has lost his self-esteem, how can he have a peaceful life and a soul? What is the reason for a small life but no wealth? Don’t leave karma. When he reaches the heart of the Dharma, Lord Tathagata shows no mercy, presses the magic fruit to pierce his body, restores the appearance of human beings and gods, and orders his yang body to throw sinners away.

2. Don’t you think that when I was giving up on you, you suddenly said to me that you like me? This was a very ironic statement

3. My beloved Qingguo Academy The teacher will not scold the students with a sarcastic tone like other teachers

4. Haha, even I find it sarcastic -

5. If I give up, I will leave. I will cheat, I will be perfunctory, I will question, I will betray, I will deny, I will deceive, I will be sarcastic, I will take advantage, I will doubt me, please get out.

6. We have been together for 283 days, and today he said he wanted to break up, just because of one of my games and one sign. How ironic.

7. How stupid, you love him so much, you have made so much effort, and you just want to be able to stand by his side, it seems effortless, why don't you find him, why don't you tell him? Is self-esteem so important? But I was just stupid, stupid. After the change, many boys began to want to pursue me. In the second semester of my sophomore year, seven boys confessed to me, but I rejected them all, just because I couldn't let you go, monitor. Suddenly I feel that time spent with others is a waste.

8. What I owed you in my previous life, I will repay in this life. What you owe me in this life, you will repay me in the next life.

9. The smiling faces turned into ridicule and sarcasm when you were feeling sad.

10. I have been holding back my love for him, but why do you use unpleasant words to ridicule me? Do you know what heartache is? I tried my best.

——To best friends

11. One day our conversations will have to be sarcastic in the form of small talk

12. Heartache is more real than happiness. Love is so ironic that I forgot about it. This is the first time I can't stand it when I see him

13. My ex-boyfriend got married. The most ironic thing is that when I sent him a message saying happy wedding, he replied, "Thank you."

14. I pretended just to protect my last bit of self-esteem. You didn’t know that I was pretending, you thought it was a strong me.

15. I don’t know if I am really reluctant or just so unwilling. I always foolishly think you will come back. Do you? Maybe I don’t want you to come back. Maybe I just expect you to come back because of that thing called self-esteem.

16. Trust? How ironic this is for us!

17. Those ambiguous chat records that I am reluctant to delete but look so ironic. The most sadistic short novel I have ever read is the chat record we used to have.

18. Don’t go. Don’t ridicule the post-90s generation. In fact, it’s not that they don’t want to be good children, it’s just that the test given to them by this society is too early and they can’t bear it

19. When I am stating the facts and establishing When the wall was high, as a woman, even straight men felt that I was trying to gain sympathy. I fought back, showed off my barbs, and hurt his self-esteem. Then he would use a set of theories to overwhelm me, a 22-year-old green girl. , living better than a rotten cabbage left by others, why is it like this?

20. What kind of mentality do you want me to have in the high school entrance examination? I will be threatened and sarcastic every day.

21. As I get older, my hormones gradually fade away; relying on impulse and The aesthetics brought by inspiration will eventually be lost. Only self-discipline, moderation, independent thinking and creativity are the greatest self-esteem.

22. I don’t want anything now. I think I'm fine when I'm alone. I can't share my only care and strength with others. I am unhappy, so when you see me, I am pessimistic. Leave me with what little self-respect I have. I don't want to feel wronged anymore.

23. When we were sixteen, they said we wouldn’t be together for a long time, until now we stumbled away for a year. But the people around me who ridiculed me all broke up

24. Happy Valentine’s Day, it’s so ironic to say that to a single person

25. Being alone for a long time will even ridicule you

26. You said to me ==: I will dig it up for you. Haha==How ironic. If you really dig it for me==What will happen to that cute mistress==? Is it possible that I want someone to become a mistress?

27. Fortunately, you still had your sarcastic words when I was desperate

28. I never said I was beautiful, but I don’t need you to sarcastically describe my appearance. .

29. There is always someone who mocks your infatuation and makes your waiting pale.

30. You and him, me and you are an ironic intersection.

31. I find that I am too glassy now or my pride is causing trouble. Joking is really too much for me. Injured, I'd better continue to remain silent.

32. It’s ironic that you said you just forgot about me but I always remember you.

33. Yes, I like to tell the truth as a joke in return. You can only tell me the ridicule, sarcasm and snubbing as a joke

34. The number of people around me is getting smaller and smaller. I think of my life in junior high school, and the person I hated the most at that time has actually become the person I miss now. It's really ironic when I think about it

35. Seeing you being sarcastic on the inside but showing concern on the outside makes me feel that I'm not fake

36. Wipe a tear and feel sad for yourself. I am destined to be like this. I want to resign gracefully and be my true self. I feel so tired following you. Hypocrisy has become a trend. I can't stand my bad temper. Wouldn't it be better to be more authentic? Sometimes I know that my pride is causing trouble. I have made myself confused. Can I really do this? Hesitant young man?

37. The little kid was very excited yesterday because she got a perfect score in her math test. She happily told me that she was the only perfect score in the class. It seems that the big-hearted child also has self-esteem.

I laughed out loud at the next sentence. This perfect score can keep me as the leader of the math team. I'll go, I'm an official fan! This is totally unlike your mother's child!

38. Life is only a few decades long. Don’t leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh when you want to laugh, cry when you want to cry. Love when you should love. There is no need to suppress yourself.

39. He specifically told me how ironic it was not to give him a gift this Christmas.

40. Your disdain makes all my persistence ironic.

41. Heartache is more real than happiness. Why is love so ironic? Loneliness is more real than hugs. Love makes people lose their minds.

42. Occasionally you will come to me. But I am just not cold. I had to reply a few words. Because my shameless feelings for you have faded. You said sarcastically that I have changed.

43. [My boyfriend doesn’t talk to you online but talks to others. Isn’t it ironic that girls have so much fun chatting with each other?]

44. It’s ironic that I, who have no doubts about you and think I am happy, should be left behind by you like this

45. You let me drink Accompany me and then say that I haven't quit drinking and I have no right to care about you anymore. Haha, how ironic.

46. [The oath you said to me that day, I can’t help but sneer at now when I think of it.]

47. Now that you are cautious, I don’t feel happy, but I feel It's ironic. Is this called cherishing after losing?

48. In the past, every time I asked you to sing to me, you always said you couldn’t, but after we were separated, you learned to sing love songs. It’s really ironic

49. Lost love on Singles’ Day How ironic!

50. Silence is because I understand irony only now. A humble sentence copy to retain someone who is about to leave

A humble sentence copy to retain someone who is leaving (Part 1)

1. Without you, what good would the world be to me?

2. Dear, I hope you can forgive me for my willfulness through this message. I have a bad temper. Please don’t let me go.

3. Don’t tell me nonsense that you can fall in love with other people in the future. I never think that love is something that can be transferred at will, but a chemical reaction that only happens in you. I love you. Be serious and cowardly, and stick to the end.

4. I am a farmer, don’t be ignorant of me

5. If you ask me what I like most about you? I will say that I like your eyes the most, because they contain my happy smile; if you want to give me a gift, I will ask for the second button of your shirt, because that is the place closest to your heart.

6. I originally chose forever, but I have you. Now God has punished me for being a greedy person, but God doesn't know that on that night, a tear from the girl passed through my chest and came to the deepest part of my heart, a place called eternity.

7. I'm sorry, although I haven't met you, but I have always been thinking of you in my heart, and I have never forgotten how happy the time with you was.

8. You are my dream, and the invisible network becomes colorful and wonderful because of your presence; when you are online, you are the network, and when you are not there, the network is you.

9. When there is love in the heart, the eyes that see the world will be pure and the world will feel peaceful; when there is hatred in the heart, the eyes that see the world will have impurities, and the world will become ugly. When your mentality changes, the world will also change. The good or bad of life, the hardships and misfortunes of life, the good or bad of life, everything depends on your mentality. Face life with a good mentality, and your life will be beautiful.

10. I miss the time we spent together and your smile! Miss you well! I only blame myself for not knowing how to cherish it! Give us a chance to go back to the past!

11. Maybe I don’t know you well, maybe I misunderstood you, but I will still wait for you after I leave, waiting for you to let me take care of you and protect you one day.

12. You have forgotten that our vows of eternal love are empty words, but as long as I have you in the next life, that is enough for me

13. How can I let go of my love for you? On such a holiday, I hesitate to speak on the phone. Maybe I shouldn't. I hope you won't be offended. It's just that I haven't been able to forget you for so many years, leaving a void of incomplete love in my heart.

14. You still owe me a deep hug, and I want to see your explanation eyes, so I keep looking back and hope, when I face the night alone, how can I hide the lonely sadness? .

15. Searching for your eyes and your breath, please tell me where you are. Don’t let me only recall your messages in my memory. Without you, my world is lonely. Forgive me!

16. Dear, at this moment, I am like a fish living on land, I need you to give me oxygen anytime and anywhere! I simply can't survive without you! I love you forever!

17. Husband, I almost didn’t sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to show my actions and seize the time to make the "warmth" card. Please forgive me!

18. I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to hurt you. No one expected the situation today to happen. Since everyone is unhappy, let's just be ordinary friends.

19. How could I be so stupid and treat you badly?

20. In the world, every great and noble moment is the victory of some kind of enthusiasm. The improbable may come true today, the impossible may come true tomorrow. If you give up too early, you never know what you might miss. A humble sentence copy to retain someone who is about to leave (Part 2)

21. I hope you can understand that everything I do is to make you happy! But I'm too stupid. I'll make you unhappy and hurt you if I say it out loud. I'm sorry!

22. Is the wind blowing around you? That's why I asked it to quietly bring my love to you; are there any clouds floating above your head? That's why I asked it to silently convey my thoughts about you.

23. I used to think that it would take a lifetime of courage to break up with you, but today, I have to admit that the courage required to live with you is actually greater.

24. Because I miss you, my world is filled with sunshine; because I miss you, time becomes irrelevant; because I miss you, my surroundings are filled with warmth and fragrance; because I miss you, especially during the Chinese Valentine’s Day romantic week Send you a text message to tell you that I miss you!

25. There is a kind of warmth, which is the happiness of embracing each other; there is a kind of language, which is the joy of communication; there is a kind of happiness, which is the thoughtful touch; there is a kind of emotion, which is the love between you and me . I just want to hold hands with you until I grow old!

26. This time you left me, it was wind, rain, and night; I smiled, you waved your hand, and a lonely road spread to both ends, but the end of the road is still the road , so please forgive my ignorance. None of this was intentional, just unintentional. Do you know that my scars are even more numerous!

27. I don’t want friendship to turn back to love. Sisi, I just want to hold my son’s hand and grow old together with him. Remember what you said? You are so thin. My parents didn't want you to forget to tell you when the time came. I weighed you and found that I weighed 120 pounds. I have gained a few pounds.

28. If you feel tired one day, as soon as you turn around, my blessings will be by your side. No matter how far away you are, no matter how many years, my love will be around you to protect you! Love you.

29. Thousands of years of waiting, the Cowherd’s true love, kept fresh and never spoiled, a thousand years of anticipation, the Cowherd’s love, everlasting happiness, the Thousand Years Chinese Valentine’s Day, tonight is as scheduled, blessings to my wife, all the love, all the He said affectionately: I love you.

30. New clothes will gradually become old, and people will gradually grow old. Time passes and the stars change, but my love for you will last forever. Our vows will never change.

31. The best feeling is that when she has a lot of suitors, she still chooses to be with you.

32. Can you come back? Honey, I know I was wrong, I'm sorry, I can't lose you.

33. It’s all caused by that damn temper. I will definitely scold it bitterly. Please forgive me, okay?

34. How long does it take to forget a loved one? Many people say that time will dilute everything, but this is actually wrong. To forget someone, you must really want to forget. It is easy to forget, but it is very difficult to make up your mind.

35. Because I love you, I am willing to bless you with a smile. Looking at your leaving figure, sad tears will flow and my heart will ache. I hope you can look back at me. Let's hug each other again, okay?

36. You are my soul. I can't lose you.

37. The blank space is the remaining tenderness in my heart or you. The white space is the sky or the waiting time for Valentine’s Day. My tears falling on the piano keys. I hold my apology and say good night, my dear. , forgive me for not being able to love you anymore.

38. The agreement between us is actually not that difficult. As long as you and I work hard and work hard, a perfect future is waiting for us. Believe in our own abilities.

39. Change your appearance, don’t look at me coldly; change your perspective, don’t blame me persistently; change your thinking, don’t simply blame me; change your mood, don’t ignore me ! Please! Please!

40. Let you erase the most beautiful beginning. After getting along for a long time, we felt a little at ease, but now we had more demands from each other, so we discovered the shortcomings of each other, began to be disappointed, and finally despaired. But do you know? That's not who I am. I have a heart that wants to take you flying, but it hasn't grown wings yet. Give it another chance. We despise time and will always be crushed by it

1. Fate is an excuse for the weak, and luck is a humble word for the strong.

2. Because you are too enthusiastic, you always feel that others are too indifferent to you; because you love someone too much, you feel that if others are negligent, they don't love you anymore. Focus more on yourself and you will reduce a lot of pretentious emotions.

3. If you leave your thinking to TV series; leave your connections and interpersonal circles to your mobile phone; leave your legs and travel to cars; and leave your health to supplements and pills; Then your life may be fashionable, but it must be wrong; it may be habitual, but you will definitely pay for it. Please let books, parties, walking, and exercise appear more in your life.

4. May we all meet again after a long separation, may all those who are in love fall in love with each other, and may those who are lonely no longer have to be lonely.

5. There are some things that are boring once you say them. What you are willing to pay is your business. Whether others want it or not is their business. It turns out that there has never been a reason. Thinking back on what I had done for that person back then, I suddenly realized that many things were actually just for myself. You just fill up two glasses of wine and tell the other person, I'll do it, you can do whatever you want.

6. There is no need to complain or worry about many things. In the final analysis, they are all due to lack of strength.

7. If you have wings on your shoulders, you care too much about other people’s criticism of your flying posture, so you can’t fly.

8. If we despise time, we will eventually be crushed by it.

9. We are all past the age of hearing about love. One day, you will not need vigorous love. All you want is someone who will not leave you. He will give you love when you are cold. Give you a coat, give you a cup of hot water when your stomach feels uncomfortable, give you a hug when you are sad, and just stay with you all the time. It is not about saying I love you more all day long, but a serious "I won't leave." . In the end, the person you love will eventually lose to the person who treats you well.

10. "Think about how to make yourself better first. Don't expect to meet the right person all day long. You are still too young and you won't be able to catch him even if you meet him."—— If you are excellent, the right people will naturally work alongside you.

11. People's hearts generally do not die from big events, but from small disappointments that become fatal injuries.

12. If you don’t work hard, no one will ever treat you fairly. Only if you work hard, have resources, and have the right to speak, can you fight for a fair opportunity for yourself.

13. All problems in life are relationship problems. Of all relationships, your relationship with yourself is the most important. It is the total umbilical cord of relationships. If you cannot handle your relationship well with yourself, you will not have peace and happiness in your life. You can be successful but not happy. You can have a family, but lack warmth. You may have a house full of guests and friends, but you will never have friends in times of adversity.

14. I hope that after many years, you and I will meet old friends, drink old wine and get drunk, and sing a song about eternal youth!

15. Only when you see through everything can you realize that losing is more practical than having.

16. Almost all pain comes from our inability to be alone in a room.

17. You have to understand that not everyone will like you, accommodate you, or love you. You also need to know that it is not that the whole world hates you, ignores you, or does not cherish you. On the one hand, I learned to be heartless, and on the other hand, I learned to see through everything. The road is still long and we can continue to dream.

18. No matter what you do, believe in yourself and don’t let other people’s words knock you down.

19. Every time I meet someone who says, "I'm so straightforward, please bear with me." I just want to slap them in the face, and then say: My beating hurts so much, please bear with it.

20. If you have kind thoughts in your heart, there will be angels on your way.