Tomorrow's class meeting wants to tell students a joke, smile and relax, preferably for a long time. . . Recommend some. thank you

Students go to the toilet between classes, and when they are finished, they find that there is no paper, and they can't wait for people, and their mobile phones are in arrears. In desperation, he called 10086 for help. It is said that there was a long silence, and later. His classmate received such a short message in class: Dear China Mobile User, your classmate is in the toilet and asked you to send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086 for details. . .

I met a great person on the subway this morning.

On the subway, suddenly a buddy's phone rang loudly.

The passenger heard a string of words: Grandpa, that grandson called you again. . . . Grandpa, that grandson called you again. . . . Grandpa, that grandson called you again. . . .

I saw that buddy slowly took out his mobile phone and answered: Hey, Dad, what's up? . . .

Dormitory buddies are violent. One day, he found a mosquito in a mosquito net. He was busy catching it for a long time, but he didn't catch it. The buddy sighed and said, "Shit, I'm starving!" "Then put mosquito nets quickly.

Put it away, put it under a mosquito net for several days, and finally starved the mosquitoes. Our sweat is nothing, right? Many people have done it.

One day, he found a fly flying into the mosquito net and told us, "I must kill it." We said, "The flies are hungry. It seems that you can't beat them."

"Look," the man grabbed a novel, got into the mosquito net and sealed it. I kept waving my fan while reading the novel, but I didn't let the fly fall to the ground. It took two hours.

Finally, flies can't fly. He leaned down and poked the fly and said, "Fly, I haven't read enough books."