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Good men do what they say, bad men just talk!

1

In the park, a couple are sitting and chatting.

The man asked: Can I kiss you?

the woman kept silent.

The man asked again: Can I kiss you?

the woman still kept silent.

The man asks again: Can I kiss you?

The woman suddenly stood up and slapped the man.

said angrily: I hate a man like you who only talks but doesn't do it.

say that finish, turn around and leave.

Although the above is a joke, how hateful a man who loves to slap his mouth is, who knows who he meets.

sometimes you are so sad that he still ignores your real needs.

just talk and do nothing regardless.

It makes you want to throw a bomb in his mouth and wrap it with transparent plastic several times.

Shout out: Go to hell, mouth gun man! ...

2

In other words, Xiao Xin has the most personal experience of the abomination of the mouth gun man.

Xiao Xin will stay with her ex-boyfriend because he is so good at verbal abuse that Xiao Xin once believed him.

it's cold, and Xiao Xin lai doesn't want to go to work in bed.

My boyfriend sent me a message: I feel bad about my baby, and I have to go to work in cold weather. If you don't want to go to work, don't go to work. I'll raise you!

Xiao Xin smiled sweetly. Of course, it is impossible not to go to work, but her boyfriend's words still made her very happy.

The weather turned cold, Xiaoxin didn't pay attention to adding clothes, and she caught a cold.

My boyfriend sent condolences at once: I feel sad at the thought of your pain. I wish I could get sick for you! Did you take the cold medicine? Drink more water and have more rest. If you feel really uncomfortable, please take two days off and go to work when you are well!

her boyfriend's words made Xiaoxin feel very warm.

It's just a little cold. There's no need to ask for leave. She's not that delicate.

Because of her poor health, Xiaoxin made mistakes in her work and was criticized by the leader.

When my boyfriend learned this, there was anger in his voice: How could he do that to you? You are the right-hand man in the department. Without you, how can the department achieve such good results? It's a waste that you are so conscientious and responsible in your usual work. It's only because you are sick that there are some problems. He has no sympathy for his subordinates. If such a leader doesn't follow, it's fine if he doesn't do such a job.

Xiao Xin quickly replied: Nothing, it was really my own negligence.

where can I find such a boyfriend who is unconditionally on your side and always feels the same way with you?

3

As the saying goes, a good swimmer is drowned in water, and a good orator is destroyed by words.

Xiaoxin broke up with her ex-boyfriend just because he only knows how to blow his mouth, and when he wants to fight with a real knife, he will be soft immediately.

it was cold and raining when Xiao Xin got off work.

I wish I could see his car parked in front of the building when I walked out of the office building.

but there is nothing, just a light on the screen of the mobile phone.

he sent a message saying, honey, it's cold and slippery, so pay attention to safety. Take a taxi and give me information when you get home.

Xiao Xin was dizzy with a cold, and she still wore little clothes. She was shivering with cold all the way.

I wonder: Will he be standing in front of the door with a spoiled face and a steaming porridge on the table as soon as he gets home?

but no, just a greeting on the phone.

He told her: Honey, drink more hot water and have more rest. If you feel really uncomfortable, please take a leave and don't go to work.

When Xiaoxin was scolded by the leader and was depressed.

I hope he will ask her out, take her to eat something delicious and have some fun, and let her recover her good mood through eating, drinking and having fun.

But there aren't. There are just a few extra little red dot in the message list.

She knew what he said without looking.

it's nothing more than a few words of indifferent concern and a few funny expression packs.

She was so angry that she just wanted to reply to him quickly: QNMLGBDNZMBQS...

Then think about it, forget it, there is nothing to say with such a rotten man.

bye-bye!

when she is lonely again and again, when she is helpless again and again, his news is always there.

but where is he?

His mouth gun is very good, which makes people feel comfortable, just like eating ginseng fruit.

but, what about outside the mouth gun?

can you fucking do something?

no.

so, later he became her predecessor.

4

How important it is to find a man who keeps his word and doesn't blow his mouth? Xiaoyuan's example is very convincing.

once.

Xiaoyuan and her boyfriend agreed to meet in their dormitory at 8 pm.

But at 9 pm, my boyfriend still didn't come.

Xiao Yuan sent several messages to her boyfriend, but never received a reply.

She's a little worried about whether her boyfriend has forgotten it, and whether something will happen to her boyfriend on the way in rainy days.

Just as I was thinking, my boyfriend finally appeared outside the door, all wet.

it turns out that my boyfriend's car broke down halfway, and it happened that his mobile phone was dead, and it was raining and windy outside and he couldn't get a taxi.

He had to push the car to the side of the road, and then ran more than 1 kilometers in the rain to get here ...

She was distressed and quickly let her boyfriend go into the house to take a shower and change clothes.

she knew that no matter how difficult it was, her boyfriend would never let her down.

5

One more time.

Xiaoyuan celebrated her best friend's birthday, which didn't end until 1 o'clock in the middle of the night.

Xiaoyuan originally planned to stay at her best friend's house, but she left the documents needed for her work in the dormitory, so she was afraid that she would not be able to get them early tomorrow morning.

I have to call my boyfriend at 1 o'clock in the middle of the night to pick it up.

I can hear from the phone that my boyfriend has rested.

He vaguely said "hmm" to the phone and then hung up.

The girlfriend on the side said worriedly: Since he has rested, you can stay, and it's not too late to go back early tomorrow.

Xiao Yuan is very calm.

said with a smile: Nothing, he always keeps his word and will definitely come.

while waiting, my best friend has always expressed doubts.

Xiao Yuan is always confident: he will be downstairs in half an hour at the most.

sure enough, it didn't take long.

Xiao Yuan's phone rang: I'm downstairs, come down ...

Some men are like this, even if they just promise casually, you won't think he is perfunctory.

His words are just like a reassurance, which makes your heart very solid.

a reliable man always keeps his mouth and actions in line.

He won't disappear without warning, leaving you waiting in worry and anxiety;

I won't make random mouth-slapping, which will make you just happy.

a good man doesn't promise easily, but he will keep his word.

6

Venus said a widely circulated saying:

When my daughter grows up, I will tell her,

If a man cares about your crowded bus, complains that you don't eat on time, keeps reminding you that drinking less is harmful to your health, tells you to pay attention to safety after work on rainy days, and sends funny messages to coax you when you are sick ...

Please ignore him.

Then I will be with the man who can drive you, accompany you when you are sick, take you to dinner, pick you up after work, and tell you to "quit your job" and then really throw you a bank card.

anyone can say a lot of disgusting love words.

two mouths are just moving, and it doesn't take much effort, let alone money.

You may be able to hear him say love words a thousand times or ten thousand times, and you will be moved by them. But you can't just listen to sweet nothings and spend your life with him like this.

sometimes, a little action is 1 times or 1 times more useful than a mouth gun.

no matter how loud the mouth cannon is, if it doesn't hit the real place, it's equivalent to releasing p.

what a man should bear is love in action.

a man who loves to make mouth shots can only watch from a distance, but can't be intimate.

only those men who keep their promises are the most worthy partners you can entrust for life.

When looking for a man, a woman should never just listen to what the man said, but look at what he did.

no matter how good you say, it is better to do something convincing.

Therefore, when a woman chooses a man, she should remember one sentence:

Either work for me, give me money or get out of here!