Why do you have sex with other women?

Don't think that sleeping with a woman takes advantage of you.

1, don't think that sleeping with a woman takes advantage. In fact, men pay much more. You should know that the relative movement of piston and cylinder makes piston and cylinder more durable, and as a result, piston is always more durable than cylinder.

Damage first.

2. Don't sleep with a woman who has no feelings just to make up the numbers. Please think about it carefully, this is a man's hard work. 3, for women, don't be too greedy, don't sleep in bed, watch one.

Think again, you are just a small missile factory. You can't produce up to 10,000 missiles in your life, and all these 10,000 missiles will be sent to a target, and it is impossible to blow through the earth.

If you want to blow up every corner of the world, it is even more impossible. Moreover, raw materials for missiles are scarce and cannot be recycled. Dude, let's focus on sustainable development!

Don't think that you are playing with women's feelings. Many women and men play much better than men and women.

Don't think that you are consuming women when you go to bed. As a result of sex, you are consumed by women and paid to them. In fact, women are also eager to have a man to accompany her to bed. You have worked hard.

Tipping is just a woman's heart.

6. Having many girlfriends is not the capital you can be proud of. It will only be considered that the boss is not young and has no serious business.

7. It's best not to leave her phone number or her phone number for a woman you know in a bar.

8. Don't argue with your girlfriend. She was wrong. If you tolerate her, she will appreciate you. In fact, she knows that she is unreasonable.

9. If you have a problem with your wife, don't solve it easily by force, which will make people think that you are an unreasonable and rude fanatic.

10, don't fantasize about finding a so-called celebrity who is tired of Cecilia Cheung or Michelle monique Rice, because you are also Chow Yun Fat.

1 1, don't find a girl who is five years younger than yourself, if she is not very rich.

12, don't wait until Valentine's Day to spend 300 and 500 yuan to buy flowers. Usually giving a small gift can also make your woman smile.

13, don't believe that women like AA system, the most attractive thing for women is the man who pays the bill readily.

14, don't think that men can ignore the image, women are not blind, and what they like best is the beautiful cool brother.

15, no matter how well your shoes are polished, even if they are not famous brands, they are more pleasing to the eye than a pair of muddy feet.

Saying goodbye to red, yellow, blue and green hair will only make you look nondescript.

17, most women think that men are most attractive when they are serious, whether they are working, playing or having sex with women in bed.

18, give your girlfriend more respect, especially when there are many people. Just bossing your girlfriend around will only make people feel that you have no taste.

19, let bygones be bygones, don't delve into her past, it's better not to ask if you ask, and it's better not to know if you know.

20. Don't ask your girlfriend to be proficient in laundry and cooking when you get along. When you get married, she will do it for you.

2 1, don't always emphasize to your girlfriend that you should be filial to your parents after marriage. Between people, reason is mutual. As long as you are filial to her parents, she will certainly be filial to your parents.

22. Don't propose as soon as you get along, and don't propose a year later.

23. Women can row like water, men can build boats like steel, and water can carry or overturn boats.

If your income is not high, don't spend too much, let alone spend first and then jump. Otherwise, you will become a pathetic person begging for money everywhere. At that time, your ex-girlfriend could only tell your jokes.

25, smoking, drinking is enough, blocking blogs, ecstasy or staying away, that is not fashionable, called a dangerous dead end.

26. Having money to buy a good watch is more tasteful than hanging a thick gold chain around your neck.

27. Men have tears to shed, but men don't flick when they have tears. Men who often shed tears only make women sick.

28. For a girlfriend who wants to be a wife, one should be loyal and the other should be responsible. Single-minded to women, no problem.

29, not a virgin is not necessarily a slut, a woman always has her sweet period, don't fantasize about not finding a woman.

30. Don't promise things that your girlfriend can't do easily. If you promise, you must work hard. A man's reputation is especially important. Do these things.

Women have two outstanding advantages, but there is a loophole; Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage.

Men often seize the two outstanding advantages of women and make up for the loopholes of women with their own strengths. It's called flawless.

Why are men smart? Because men have two heads, why are women delicious? Because women have two mouths.

Why do men and women get married? Because men have figured it out, women want to open up.

Why do men and women divorce? Because men know the depth and women know the length.

Experts found that after marriage, men get fat and women get thinner:

Men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night.

And women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night.

Men are cows and women are land.

There is no arable land, only exhausted cows.

Cattle are getting thinner and thinner, and the land is getting more and more ripe.

Good fire burns charcoal, and beautiful women hurt Han.

Dear man, give your gun to a woman automatically without killing her.