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What wonderful things have you encountered by train? Tell me your story?

About the loquat incident on the train, we have to start with a train from Hunan to Guangxi. I had a good time from Hunan to Beihai, Guangxi during the small holiday. It's a few hours' drive, and there is a night train. Of course, I chose a sleeper.

I thought no one would be so presumptuous in public, but the next scene completely cornered me and I didn't know where to look. It's already past 8 pm, and the waiting in the workshop is still so bright. Some people are chatting, eating and walking around in the aisle, because all the seats in the aisle are occupied by the upper berth, so they have to climb the upper berth early to play with their mobile phones. As soon as I climbed up, I found a man lying on the opposite bed, playing with his mobile phone and lying with his clothes. Unexpectedly, as soon as I lay down, the people in the shop suddenly turned over, then took off their clothes and stared at me with bare arms. Emma gave me such a fright at that time that I forgot my moral integrity. The point is that I'm not in good shape. What are you worried about? Lie down quickly, face the wall quickly, see or not is the net!

Let me tell you a true story, absolutely wonderful, absolutely true!

17 On the 12th day of the first month, I went to work in Guangzhou by train from Ganzhou. Before long, the train started. When everyone was ready to have a rest, I heard a man sitting next to me say, what a coincidence! I didn't expect us to meet here, did I? I really heard a woman's voice: so what, we are no longer related. Man's voice: Why is it not important? You've been sleeping with me for almost two years, so you don't care if you say it doesn't matter?

There is a story. As soon as this was said, everyone immediately turned their attention to the men and women who were talking. The man, about 30 years old, looked haggard and stood beside the aisle without a seat. The woman is about 25 years old, with short hair and ordinary clothes. She has a seat next to a man. Seeing that everyone was paying attention to them, the man raised his voice and said, I'm not afraid of losing face today. I'll tell you what happened and let everyone judge and see who is right and who is wrong. "I am from Ganzhou, Jiangxi. She belongs to Ji 'an Taihe. We met and fell in love in the same factory before, and then rented a house and lived together for almost two years. At the end of last year, we just started our holiday. We had a normal relationship and kept in touch, but then we lost contact, WeChat didn't return, and the phone number was empty. I don't know what happened. Later, we finally gave her a big red envelope in her village and factory, only to know that you had a new boyfriend before the Spring Festival and took this train to Shenzhen today. If I hadn't stopped you here today, wouldn't you even explain "which woman's voice is down there?"

"I have already sent WeChat to explain to you that we are not suitable for you, and you have no sincerity to associate with me. We've been together for almost two years. Every time I talk to you about marriage, I want you to arrange a time to meet my parents. You say that your son is now in junior high school and is going to take the senior high school exam. You can't distract your son at such a critical moment. You should wait until your son is admitted to high school, 18 years old, and then talk to your son about us. I

The man felt indefensible and immediately said, "This is what I did wrong. I'll call my son right away and explain that you should leave this person and go back to the factory with me. "

The woman said, "It's too late. We're married. Why did you go early? "

The man said, I don't believe it. It will take ten days before and after unless you show me the marriage certificate. I can't accept it. Besides, we haven't broken up.

Let's look at each other's expressions and reactions. He is also in his thirties. He is very tall and looks better than the previous one. He put his arms around his chest and said, "Do you two have anything to say today? After today, you will be strangers tomorrow, and you can't have any contact or contact, otherwise I won't blame me for being rude when I find out. "

After everyone was silent for a while, the previous man said to the woman, why didn't you tell me that you had lived with me for so long, and I wondered if you were pregnant? I'll accompany you to check it out. If you have a baby, I will be responsible. You come back with me. I won't dispute with you. We'll get married right away.

When I said this, I felt the atmosphere was very spicy and full of gunpowder. The woman's husband was livid and said nothing. The woman said loudly, no, I'm not pregnant. I don't know if I'm pregnant. You hurry away, don't want to talk to you,,,, "say that finish, the woman buried her head in her husband's arms, and they looked out of the window together, ignoring the man.

The man said, that's not all. Let's get off at the station.,,,,!

After the whole story is finished, I really admire the big hearts of the three of them. How much should this be? Awkward. That's weird. Tell me, ladies and gentlemen, who is right or wrong about this matter?

About 20 14. That year, my father and I took the train together and sat opposite a couple. They are drinking a cup of milk tea and watching them finish it. About half an hour later, the attendant on the train pushed the car over. The waiter shouted, "garbage collector." I saw the lovers across the street hugging each other and closing their eyes as if they were asleep, so I helped them throw away the cups of milk tea. "Who told you to throw it away? It's none of your business. I want to save it for drinking. What can I drink if you throw it away? " The girl said. After listening to her words, I was a little confused. I thought it was a good thing, but I didn't expect it to happen. Thank you. No. "I saw you finished drinking, and the garbage collector just came. I am afraid of disturbing you, so I will throw it away for you. " I will explain quickly. But the girl is still a little angry. Later, her boyfriend said it was nothing, and it was gone. This kind of thing is wonderful enough. Have you ever met anything similar?

On the 20 16 train from Guiyang to Nanchang, there are two rows of seats next to me. A woman in the front row has two children, one is about three years old and the other is still nursing. Sitting in the back is a middle-aged woman with two teenage children. The train clanged all the way, and the woman in the front row was nursing. The two children in the back are drinking a kind of "Anmuxi" milk, playing while drinking, pinching each other, and letting the milk spray on the face of the children who are drinking milk in the front row along the straw. After a while, the three-year-old child said, "mom, mom, my brother drank milk on his face." The wet nurse looked at it and said, "This boy doesn't count my mother's things well, but also plays while drinking. After that, the two children in the back row quickly bowed their heads and laughed, and their mother smiled while covering her mouth.

Around 2003, I returned to Changsha from Guangzhou, and the bus stopped at X Yang. Green leather train, extremely hot, passengers open the window. Less than a minute after opening the window, suddenly a hand stretched out from the platform outside the window and dragged a bag on the coffee table directly out. This hand moves faster, the victim moves faster, and suddenly a tug-of-war situation is formed between the two hands through the window ... When everyone who saw it stood up in the car and exclaimed, two people suddenly appeared outside the window, plus the person who grabbed the bag. At the same time, each of them pointed a finger at the victim. In an instant, the victim reached out and Bao said goodbye to him. ...

When I grow up, I have a little understanding of personnel, and I have strengthened my desire to know more about society. So according to this past, I went to Baidu to visit this railway station. As a result, I stood on the Internet and won one of the five death gates on the Beijing-Guangzhou line. There have been incidents where things escorted by armed police were robbed ... The world is diverse, not what you think. Only those who have experienced it will know how precious security, stability and politeness are in this society.

Take the train before

From the pit stop to the ticket checking, everything went smoothly.

Right after getting in the car.

A middle-aged woman sat in my seat with a sleeping child in her arms.

I politely asked her to get up.

But she couldn't stand up. I stood in the aisle. Everyone is getting on the bus one by one. I can't get stuck there, so I urge her.

Later, her husband said, sit down and stand up for a while.

I'll stop talking.

An aunt sitting next to her began to ask for help. Are there no vacancies here? Sit down. She is holding a baby.

I'm afraid the passengers in this seat have to get up before sitting down, saying that there is no one here?

Those people thought I was a fool and said no one was sitting.

Okay, I'll sit down.

That man has been standing next to me, chattering away. It's really disgusting to hear him speak a dialect I'm familiar with.

There are too many wonderful things encountered by train. The seventies, eighties and nineties are the highest ages.

I had a time difference of ten days and nine days. Never leave the train every day. The railway passenger transport department was really tired in that backward era. Those stations, with or without tickets, can enter. The train is naturally crowded with people. This is true whether it is slow or fast, ordinary or express.

There are no seats available. The people sitting in the car are really messy. Those who didn't buy tickets got into their seats early and slept. The people in the seats covered them for them, so the flight attendants couldn't find them. Don't you think it's amazing that a row of seats can vomit two or three people? What's more, some spit on the luggage rack, and the flight attendants slapped him down. They offended him and scolded him there. Isn't this great? The whole world is full of miracles. Only with the development of science, the popularization of the Internet and the reform of the train sector. What needs mending and what needs mending: mending. The order inside and outside the station has been rectified. Tickets are online and seats are limited. The loopholes in management have been seen. In addition, the traffic roads in various provinces and cities also extend in all directions. There are more types of passenger transport, and there are fewer wonderful things on the train.

Reform and opening up depend on scientific management. People have also changed their ideas with scientific management. Morality and fashion are also revealed here.

On the train from Xi to Anqing, the girl sitting next to me is watching a science fiction movie. I watched it too, so I volunteered to watch it together, and then we talked more and more. As a result, we talked about financial investment from the economy, but we felt embarrassed when we looked at the uncles and aunts next to us, and then we didn't say a word until we got off the bus.

Brother, shout when you get on the train, conductor, bring me some wine. I want to have a drink with you.

I took the last bus in Shenzhen before and met.