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The legendary swordsman Liu Liang White Pigeon Kidnapper Lines

Liu Liang: Do you know what's in this? Audience: Your wife.

Liu Liang: Boss Bai, let me tie up his daughter. I stayed in the lobby for more than half a year. She is a big girl. She's beautiful. Her family is very rich. My friend tied her up today. I won't lie for the rest of my life. I have whatever I want. (saying, untie the sack)

Liu Liang: What the hell? The tie is wrong? I can't. I'm hallucinating

Liu Liang: Who are you? Dove: Who are you?

Liu Liang: I asked who are you? Dove: Who is it?

Liu Liang: That's it. I tied the wrong fool. You said the whole thing. You said I kidnapped boss Bai's daughter. How can I tie her up wrong?

Dave: You didn't tie it wrong. I am boss Bai's daughter.

Liu Liang: Come on, you play mahjong like a chicken. Who are you kidding?

Dove: I'm really, I'm 2 1 year old this year. My name is Dove, and I am the only daughter of Boss Bai.

Liu Liang: Are you really a pigeon? Forget it. You've been kidnapped.

Dove: Who is it? Liu Liang: You.

Dove: What's the matter? Liu Liang: Kidnapping.

Dove: Who is it? Liu Liang: You.

Dove: What's the matter? Liu Liang: (raising his voice) He has been kidnapped.

Dove: Who is it? Liu Liang: You.

Dove: Me, what's the matter? Liu Liang: I said you were kidnapped.

Dove: Kidnapping me? Help! I've been kidnapped.

Liu Liang: Don't shout. (Liu Liang covers the pigeon's mouth with his hand, and the pigeon bites Liu Liang's hand hard)

Liu Liang: (falls to the ground and screams in pain) Help! Dove: Help, help.

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The legendary swordsman is a comedy reality show, the first large-scale activity in the form of comedy reality show launched by Tianjin Satellite TV. ?

The legendary swordsman was selected for comic dialogue, sketch, folk art, humorous performance, funny performance, juggling, changing face, telling jokes, funny singing and other forms that can make people laugh, attracting all kinds of folk comedy talents around the world. The comedian who finally breaks through will also participate in the film shooting and special performance of Deyun Society.