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Do you think Lu You really wrote the poem "Wo Spring"?
Lu You never wrote the poem "Wuchun".
There is a pair of poems popular on the Internet. The first half of "Wo Spring" is adapted from "Lou Shi" in Han Han's book "Three Gates". This poem was once played as a humorous clip in the TV series "The Sword". The author Zhong Weixiao has also created hundreds of poems, prose poems, and modern poems. The second half is a joke made by busybodies.
"Luch Spring"
The dark plum blossoms smell the flowers, I have no culture
The branches are full of sadness, my IQ is very low,
I hear it lying like water in the distance. If you want to ask me who I am,
I can easily reach the spring green. A big stupid ass.
The shore looks green, I am a donkey,
The shore looks green, I am a donkey,
The shore looks green, I am a stupid donkey.
Lu You (November 13, 1125 - January 26, 1210), with the courtesy name Wuguan and the nickname Fangweng, was a poet and lyricist of the Southern Song Dynasty. He was a native of Shanyin, Yuezhou (now Shaoxing, Zhejiang). Lu You is the poet with the most surviving poems. He wrote continuously throughout his life. There are more than 9,000 poems in existence today, which are extremely rich in content. Together with Wang Anshi, Su Shi and Huang Tingjian, he is known as the "Four Great Poets of the Song Dynasty", and together with Yang Wanli, Fan Chengda and You Miao, he is known as the "Four Great Masters of the Southern Song Dynasty".
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