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The most complete collection of jokes with homophones for Chinese characters in history - 510 (slips of the tongue) - 3 Wednesday, December 26, 2007 01:31401. The most classic is Ou A college classmate, nicknamed "Ma Tan", often quarreled with others. One day he pointed at someone and said: "You, you, you are just like a dog peeing on moss. You are what I peeed out of.

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402. It was him again. He got hot in the billiard hall and squatted in front of the air conditioner to cool down. He found that the boss's pit dog was also blowing the air conditioner. Yi's cleverness came again. "Boss, your air conditioner is specially made for dogs!"

403. It was still him, one day he was insulted by a classmate, "The ambition is to eat the meat of Hulu when he is hungry, and he is laughing and drinking the blood of Ma Tan when he is thirsty." Ma Tan sneered, do you want to drink urine? !

404. Fill in the blanks with Chinese knowledge. The famous writer Sun Li belongs to the ______ (Lotus Lake) school. Some people filled in the words "rightist". It’s right to think about it!

405. A classmate once said to me very seriously: "Be careful, just eat and walk"! . . .

406. Selling girls’ small matches gt;. . . Sweat!

407.money, bring the money quickly! (I originally wanted to ask mommy to bring the money!)

408. Mom, I'm too late to go to work. I'll brush my face and wash my teeth first! You help me make breakfast!

409. When I sang "The Waves are Blossoming":

I want you to look at me and swim with the turtle in the water. . . . . .

Original lyrics: I want you to accompany me and watch the turtle swimming in the water

410. A girl in our company was raped. Once when she saw a girl wearing hot pants and riding a bicycle, she yelled on the factory bus: "Look at the little girl in front of you, she is wearing bicycle shorts." She almost fainted while riding the bicycle. It resulted in a car crash and fatalities.

411. This kind of thing happens to me often. It's not surprising. Last time I went to Kunshan to play football, I was worried about who was kicking the ball to me.

412. One of my classmates liked to say the wrong things. One day while playing basketball in physical education class, another classmate accidentally dropped the basketball on his head.

He yelled: Don't hit my ball with your head!

413. Why haven’t the old man’s rags come yet?

414. I have a classmate who made a mistake once. The teacher called to ask. He said: "Humans will always make mistakes, just like how can you eat sesame seeds without losing sesame seeds..."

415. In junior high school, we beat a man in a group and pushed him to the ground. He said: Scholars can be humiliated, but not killed!

416. When I was still in school, I went to the cafeteria to eat. When ordering, I ordered "pulled pork skin".

417. The politics teacher was talking about the inevitability of the development of things in class. When it came to human beings, he gave us an example and said: For example, if a man turns into an ape!

418. One time I saw an old man sweeping the steps on the way to school. I often saw him sweeping the steps and knew that he was obligated. I was really touched. When I went up, I wanted to chat with the old man. I originally wanted to ask someone how old they were, but ended up asking, "How old are you?" I was so sweaty as soon as I said the words...

419. A boy who grew up by the sea boasted to us that he had been eating seafood since he was a child. He said that among poultry, I usually do not eat pigs, cattle and sheep, but often eat seafood.

420. During morning self-study in junior high school, the representative of the Chinese class wrote on the blackboard: "Read the 15th lesson silently". After the deskmate came, he looked at the blackboard and read "Black Dog Reads the 15th lesson".

421. Wu The tofu skin at Sanyoulaotongcheng is delicious.

When I went to eat, the cashier said: "Here's a bowl of "turf"!

422. In Xi’an, rice is called rice. When a classmate came back from Xi’an, he entered the restaurant and shouted: “Boss, get a bowl of rice!” The boss is cold!

423. Master, give me some Pazhou Deji chicken.

424. One time, a classmate stuttered, and I became anxious: straighten your tongue before you speak! !

425. Once my friend and classmate said that he was really charming. My friend corrected him and said, "Am I going to be charming?"

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