Complete works of cold jokes.

1. A hunter killed a wild boar on the mountain and was seen by a monk.

The monk said, "If you kill a wild boar now, your back will become a wild boar. What you kill, you will become. "

The hunter was frightened and quickly pointed his gun at the monk. The monk was frightened and said,' What are you doing?

The hunter said, "I would rather be a monk than a wild boar."

2. The car married the train, but soon divorced. Everyone asked why, and the car said sadly, "He is worried that I will be hit every day, and I am always afraid that he will cheat. I can't stand it! "

In a prison, several prisoners have just arrived recently.

One day, the warden called them together and said to them, "This is a model prison. We are free. Every prisoner can continue to do their original work when he comes here. "

The prisoners were so happy to hear this that one of them immediately began to dance.

The warden quickly asked him, "What did you do before?"

The prisoner replied loudly, "I used to watch the gate!" " "

The police officer who executed the death penalty walked into the cell and announced the order to the prisoner while shaking his raincoat. The prisoner said in surprise, it's raining so hard to go to the execution ground.

The officer said, what do you have to complain about? I have to come back in the rain!

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