The lines of the sketches of the four great talents in little Shenyang

The lines are as follows:

Butler: Hello, dear folks! Today is our miss Wen Fu's wedding ceremony. The four talented people in Jiangbei were selected by sea election. I hope all the friends present will welcome the four talents in Jiangbei with fierce applause.

Boss: We are Jiangbei No.4

Second Child: Big

Third Child: Cai

Butler: What about that child?

Lao San: I got lost.

housekeeper: oh, I got lost. That's great, that's great, you're missing another competitor. Please sit down, gentlemen. Dear fellow villagers, welcome our Miss Wen Jia to debut with fierce applause.

Lao San: Hey, big brother, this miss Wen Jia is really amazing in beauty.

the second child: it seems that the goddess descended from heaven.

boss: two good brothers, I can't yield to you.

second child: eldest brother, I can't lose my thesis to you.

third child: eldest brother, younger brother is slightly better than you in terms of Yan value.

boss: let's have a competition.

second child: don't mess with that. It's useless.

boss: what, what, what, what, what, what (wrestling together) is locked.

housekeeper: are some talented people not talented enough to do this?

Boss: What are you doing? You're falling off your head. You're falling off your head.

Butler: What a scandal! Please sit down, gentlemen. Next, welcome our young lady Wen Jia to make her debut!

Boss: Where is the big lady?

Butler: This is the big lady.

Second child: Stop it, this is the security guard.

Butler: no, this is the big lady. Our writers are marrying two young ladies at the same time, provided that the remaining two sons have a chance to marry our second young lady after our eldest young lady is married.

Big Miss laughs

Boss: That's what happened.

Old Three: Big Brother, in this situation, I want to write a poem.

Old Three: Three brothers came on a blind date, and killed a Cheng Yaojin

Second One: What should I ask my brother-in-law?

Boss: Two brothers-in-law bother (hand over) < Today, we compete fairly for the second lady. As for the big lady, it depends on who points higher and lower.

Second child: OK

Boss: Let's start, housekeeper

Then we'll officially start the wedding ceremony. First, our eldest lady will give us a question, and whoever answers it will become our son-in-law.

Big Miss: (Laughter) I heard about it in the back just now. I heard that you all fought to see me. Don't be so impatient.

Boss: Come on, bro.

big miss: ok, big brother. Please listen carefully. The first question is very difficult. One plus one equals several. Start to answer first. Answer first, one plus one, is it so difficult? Is this question difficult?

housekeeper: miss. This time, you come up with a question that they can't refuse.

Miss Big: Change another one.

butler: change another one.

Big Miss: If you marry me, you must be kind to me, so the next question is, if your mother and I fall into the river, who will you save first? I'll choose and see which one of you answers first. You are the boss, you answer first (only the second child).

Second child: Miss, you usually love checkers.

Miss: Go back < . . . . (The third child walks away) Hey, what's going on?

Boss: I'll go and have a look.

Miss Big: Come back, you're a baby, dressed like a bottle, and you still want to go. Please answer this question for me.

Boss: I'll save my mother first.

Miss Big: I like your filial piety.

boss: no, I should save it first. . . . . Can I not answer

Miss Da: No, I must answer

Boss: Actually, I am an orphan. Before I was born, my mother jumped into the river. I want to have a mother who loves me very much. Why does my mother (crying) ask this question? Why

Old three: Big Brother, I have searched all the four outer rivers, but my mother didn't fall into the river.

Butler: Stop, this is a bride-in-law. You still have to find your mother.

Boss: There are problems with the big lady. (others agree: that's right) Miss Er, you come alone.

Miss Er: Then I'll ask a question.

Miss Da: Stop, go back, go back, still ask questions there. What questions do you ask? Are you worried about getting married? I'm struggling. I can see that you guys are still pretending to be four great talents here. Son of a bitch

Miss Big: You dare to answer my question

Boss: Dare to answer

Miss Big: Please listen to the question. Next question, each of you will play a love story for me, and I will marry whoever plays it if it feels like me

Three talented people: Come on

Miss Big: Who will come first

Boss, third child? Ken

Second child: I didn't say anything

Boss: Don't lose the chain for Big Brother

Next, we will play a love story, and I just like vigorous love, so we will play a "Legend of the White Snake".

Second child: I think this scene is very good, but I don't think we can play it (Miss:) Look, Xu Xianggong, it's getting late. Why don't we go to the West Lake and take a bath? Ah, ah, Xiaoqing, why did you bite me?

Boss: Big Miss, it's said that artificial respiration can save him.

Big Miss: Come on, Xianggong.

Second Brother: Well, third brother, I'll go and see if your mother fell off. You can't choose this play. You can't get married if you walk or die. < P > Big Miss: How can I not get married? I just have to find a king, so why bother? I can't find anything. Your Majesty, your Majesty, just follow me.

Butler: Ah, ah, ah, ah

Eldest brother, second child and third child: housekeeper, home, housekeeper, housekeeper. . . . . . . . . . . .

Big Miss: Don't go, I haven't finished choosing yet.

Extended information:

Xiao Shenyang, who entered Tieling Art Troupe in 1995 to study duet performance.

performed in Jilin Lin Yue Art Troupe in p>2. At the end of 26, he participated in the Spring Festival Gala of Tianjin TV Station and won a great victory in PK with teams such as Avenue of Stars. In the Spring Festival of 27, Xiao Shenyang and his master performed at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. In 28, he played Wang Tianlai in the TV series Country Love II.

On March 6th, 29, the 29 Small Shenyang National Laughter Show was launched. In 21, it starred in the New Year comedy action film "Laughing Rivers and Lakes". In 21, he wrote the essay "Donation" at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. In 211, he starred in the TV series OuYangDe, and in 212, he starred in the TV series Kitchen. In 213, he starred in the TV series Storyteller and Who is the Real Hero.

In January, 213, Wong Kar-wai made a guest appearance in the film "The Grand Master", which played the role of Sanjiang River. In July, 214, I participated in anhui tv's "I am crazy about singing II". On April 16th, 215, Xiao Shenyang attended the opening ceremony of the 5th Beijing International Film Festival. In January 216, he participated in the "Happy Comedian Season 2"; In the same year, he participated in the competition of Beijing Satellite TV star reality show "The King of Cross-border Songs" and won the third place in the finals.

In 217, the movie "Breaking the Piece and Getting Treasure" is expected to be released at the end of 217. In January 218, his self-directed and self-directed film "The Fierce Worm Crossing the River" was released in the summer of 218.

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-Little Shenyang