Degang Guo's cursing jokes in classical Chinese

1. Seek Degang Guo's classic swearing quotations: hemp seeds are wrapped in small pits, small pits are wrapped in small pits, and there is a shell inside the small pits, and there is still a little on the shell.

Where is the devil!

It's challenging to marry you!

She is so beautiful, just like the scene of a car accident. The most beautiful thing is her eyes, which are the windows of the soul. Her window was nailed askew.

4. The fairy came down to earth with her face on the ground first!

5. It looks like a baked sweet potato, but it is big and dark. It falls to the ground and cracks, oozing red soil and being trampled by people wearing spikes!

6. A big, tall plate with a big face. She has no beard. She is going to grow a beard, just like Zhang Fei ~

7. He looks too avant-garde.

Marrying her is performance art.

8. The girl is very beautiful, 1.7 meters tall, with long hair shawl and palm-sized chest hair!

9. Does Chris Lee look like Yao Ming?

I don't like it ~ ~ I really don't like it ~ ~ Chris Lee is more handsome than Yao Mingshuai, and his voice is thicker than Yao Ming. Chris Lee is more manly than men! !

This is the sorrow of our men and the misfortune of women! ~

I don't understand why so many people like a woman and a man/

The world has changed, so have women? Has the taste changed?

Women who look like men are so sought after.

No wonder some people say: Chris Lee and her associates are trying to change young people's gender preference and their thinking!

Did Chris Lee really take an aphrodisiac?

I don't know, but she really doesn't look like a woman! ! I really don't like it! !

What do you think of China people in Chris Lee? Kind of like BT! ! (Spring fans, please forgive me, it was Guo Ye who said this, not me)

10。 My wife practiced martial arts. She is two feet tall, with blue eyes and a red beard. Her palms are wide and can protect her heart. She beat five tigers and three bears, and people came back.

The old lady is about 75 years old and her head looks like a melon. She is fat. After three people's clothes were changed, she wore them alone. With makeup on, she looks like Altman. The child cried four times when she came out. A young man in front said, what a Qin Xianglian! It's XXXXX to introduce Qin Xianglian. I want Chen Shimei, but my mother doesn't want her! (Tianjin dialect)

1 1. Go back to the pig farm and tie a red rope on her arm for fear that she will be inseparable.

12. Red hair, green hair, blond hair, silver hair, copper hair, iron hair, nine rings and two dates are all cakes.

13. Blonde and blue eyes. Nonsense, my eyes are closed.

14. Sister, please give me a break. I'll start over.

15. Who would be with her if it weren't for courage?

2. The more cursing phrases in classical Chinese, the better.

This is heartless, heartless, your body is very light! ? Classical Chinese swearing classic sentence 2. Before I knew Wang, I didn't see the disease of skin covering.

Three. Your mother gave birth to this spoiled beast for rape and contraception.

Who has been looking straight at you for so many years? I'm convinced. Five.

When you were born, you were abandoned three times and taken in twice? Six. I really want to stand on a size 37 shoe and face your size 42 face.

You are a caring, charming and diligent person, and the younger one always serves the people with new ear fish. Old people are science fiction, and old people are the best! Nine.

Dude, why don't you lower the resolution of your face? With Tenuto, your appearance broke people's thinking.

Eleven. When your mother gave birth to a child, she raised twelve children in the womb and didn't have to be abandoned by others.

Don't tell me I'm a neat freak. Thirteen.

I can't stand shit and urine, and neither can you. fourteen

I can't even buckle you against the wall. Fifteen.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart from each other. The classic sentence of cursing in classical Chinese is sixteen.

There is a big plate on these two lips. Seventeen.

Wen ruyi is rich, and Erlang God is the main person. Eighteen.

You cheated, but you got it. Nine times out of ten. People will say, my mother.

Can you treat your father? . Twenty.

People scold you for pretending to be thirteen, but you can return. Well, you're only thirteen. Twenty one.

People scold you, my son said, I fired you. twenty-two

In your mother's belt, others ask, big sister, you monkey count the money to buy it. Twenty three

See if your grandmother doesn't hurt, but my uncle doesn't. Twenty-four

Jian' an people will always be Jian' an people, and they are already in danger. You are also valuable. Twenty-five years old

Please take a reunion trip. Twenty-six

Treat the disease. Keep the change. I'm not a doctor. Twenty seven

Your inner face looks better than your pelvis. Twenty-eight years old

Happy at the same time, and drink urine sugar. Twenty-nine

At the beginning, the public was proud of each other. What's the fun now? . Classical Chinese cursing classic sentence 30.

I jumped on the dog and wagged my tail, knowing why you did the same.

3. Swearing paragraphs in classical Chinese

Hu Shi has a skill. He can remember many people's names. Taiwan Province academic circles once invited two tables for Hu Shi, one of which was Qu. But after Hu Shi came, he didn't recognize this outstanding work, so he asked a professor Li Xuanbo privately, who is this? Li Xuanbo told him that this is Qu. Hu Shi immediately remembered that Qu had written the Chronicle of Wei Zhuang, and he also wrote an inscription with a brush. Finally, Hu Shi called out everyone's names in the two tables and found one he didn't know, which showed his memory and cultivation.

Qu graduated from the Chinese Department of yenching university and taught Chinese in Taiwan Province. He is a diligent scholar who has studied many neglected problems in history, such as ancient curses. What do you mean by swearing? Curse is curse, curse is curse. In Shuo Wen Jie Zi, it says, "It's a curse, it's an embarrassment." I called you a curse, and I added a foil to it.

According to Qu's research, a curse phrase often used in ancient China is "no queen", which translates into "no children" in vernacular Chinese. For example, Mencius Hui Liang Wang Shang said: "Zhong Ni said:' The initiator has no future!'" It's also used to make it look like a person. "Confucius said that the earliest inventor of my wife would be childless and die a natural death, because it was wicked. In The True Story of Ah Q, Ah Q touched the head of a little nun, and the little nun scolded him: "Ah Q has no children and daughters!" It can be seen that childlessness is a very important swear word in China.

4. What are the classic sentences of swearing in classical Chinese? 1. A mouse like you is extremely pitiful.

2. Can swallows know the ambition of swans? 3. Not enough! Your mother went to find that old woman. If I hadn't kept it to fuck you, I would have said that I closed my eyes and took a nap today, and it wouldn't be less than two or three sentences. 5. Angry, dozing off, not just me, why are we talking about this? It's wrong that I didn't lose my mind.

7. What can you do? 8. You are like a classic sentence in my mother's play. I swear in classical Chinese. (1) I always see your socks and your clothes. Second, the son's smile is smelly shit in the sun.

Third, don't tell me that I'm a neat freak. Fourth, your heart is in gutter oil! ! When I meet you, I should read four words: physically disabled and determined.

I want to take a hose, connect one end to the faucet and stick the other end into your mouth. Make you think! Who made Confucius taste good? Wen Qing has been sold, and I believe I am afraid. Although you are not so stupid, you are harmless. Who is so bold that you sold it in the past? It's really a problem. It feels strange to fall into the water! Seven, your IQ is the same as that of your sweet potato mother, and it is endless.

Don't be old, children's home, and the desire for sex is also to find the prosperity of neighbors. Nine, you think the pencil is closed.

There are many pens in prosperity. Ten, jealousy is taboo, people are not dogs, and then ruin their original intention? Eleven, it's less than what I dragged before, 2580 thousand, pose, Yu Sheng? .

12. First of all, it's no use talking too much. Hearing this, the dog knows that I scold it and praise you. Thirteen, don't talk to words, just because you don't know, in people's eyes, I am a very stupid thing with pigs.

Fourteen, see you like to see the side dishes in the market, vegetables in the market, a lot of 50 cents. Fifthly, all functions are enemies of this natural illusion.

I want to see your words, but how can you bury them in your * * *? Hey? I don't know if it's your face, but what is yours? Seventeen, Yu Zhiqing speechless, a "go away". Eighteen, I really don't know, why don't you stay in the light day and night, and then someone reminds me that it's Ming and I want to be a pig at night! Nineteen, if your life has lived on the earth for several years! I want to obey the sky, there are many birds in the forest! The classic sentences of cursing in classical Chinese are like the valleys in the south, which are cooked three times a year and will never be exhausted.

First, there are six people out of ten who hate you. Second, how are you? Third, the numbers are visible. Fourth, let bygones be bygones. Sixth, rotten wood cannot be carved, and the wall of dung cannot be broken! Seven, the sentence of swearing in classical Chinese eight, scorpions can not be taught, rotten wood can not be carved.

Nine, you are a mouse, and you are extremely poor. Classical Chinese curse sentence 10. Can the swallows know the ambition of swans? Eleven, angry, taking a nap, not just me, twelve, what's the point? Thirteen, the situation has not been absent, but also wrong.

14. What can you do? Fifteen, vertical, insufficient, and scheming! Sixteen, mother, sincere mother is not happy for seventeen hours, and it will end badly. Eighteen, Confucius said: What is the future of the initiator? Nineteen, if I hadn't stayed and worked on you, twenty, I closed my eyes and took a nap today, twenty-one, I would have had no less than two or three sentences. 22, inhuman, you don't benefit much! Twenty-three, old deathlessly is a thief. Twenty-four, only villains and women are difficult to raise. Twenty-six, brain damage has no medicine. If you really have the ability, why are more than half of the students involved in the case? Twenty-eight, which makes me very angry.

Twenty-nine, laughing people are missing teeth: the dog hole is wide open, and the mother servant is also! 3 1. What can you do? First, this is heartless, this is heartless, and your body is very light! ? Two. Before I knew Wang, I didn't see the disease of skin covering.

Three. Your mother gave birth to this spoiled beast for rape and contraception.

Who has been looking straight at you for so many years? I'm convinced. Five.

When you were born, you were abandoned three times and taken in twice? Six. I really want to stand on a size 37 shoe and face your size 42 face.

You are a caring, charming and diligent person, and the younger one always serves the people with new ear fish. Old people are science fiction, and old people are the best! Nine.

Dude, why don't you lower the resolution of your face? With Tenuto, your appearance broke people's thinking.

Eleven. When your mother gave birth to a child, she raised twelve children in the womb and didn't have to be abandoned by others.

Don't tell me I'm a neat freak. Thirteen.

I can't stand shit and urine, and neither can you. fourteen

I can't even buckle you against the wall. Fifteen.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart from each other. Sixteen years old.

There is a big plate on these two lips. Seventeen.

Wen ruyi is rich, and Erlang God is the main person. Eighteen.

You cheated, but you got it. Nine times out of ten. People will say, my mother.

Can you treat your father? . Twenty.

People scold you for pretending to be thirteen, but you can return. Well, you're only thirteen. Twenty one.

People scold you, my son said, I fired you. twenty-two

In your mother's belt, others ask, big sister, you monkey count the money to buy it. Twenty three

See if your grandmother doesn't hurt, but my uncle doesn't. Twenty-four

Jian' an people will always be Jian' an people, and they are already in danger. You are also valuable. Twenty-five years old

Please take a reunion trip. Twenty-six

Treat the disease. Keep the change. I'm not a doctor. Twenty seven

Your inner face is longer than your pelvis. Twenty-eight years old

Happy at the same time, and drink urine sugar. Twenty-nine

At the beginning, the public was proud of each other. What's the fun now? Thirty. I jumped on the dog and wagged my tail, knowing why you did the same.

5. Ask for cursing in classical Chinese, obedient ones can't be taught, and rotten wood can't be carved.

So is my mother's maid! (that is, your mother is a handmaiden, and swearing is almost that your mother is * * *.

Vertical shaft, old thief, * * *, ordinary people.

V.S oral translation of classical Chinese.

You are an old woman, a dead teacher.

If I hadn't stayed to fuck you, if my score hadn't been in your hand.

Today, I closed my eyes and took a nap. Today, I dozed off in class.

Not less than two or three sentences. I must refute you at least two or three times.

Angry, napper, not only me, but also unhappy! I'm not the only one who dozes off,

What's the point? Why do you only look at me?

What's more, I haven't lost my mind, and I am very wronged. And I'm not completely asleep, which is really wrong!

What can you do? What gift do you have?

If you have the ability, if you have the ability,

Why are more than half of the students involved? Why do more than half of the students sleep at their desks?

Six out of ten people hate you, and six out of ten students hate you.

Are you okay? Do you teach well?

Its number can be seen. You can tell by the number of people sleeping.

Let bygones be bygones. I don't care about what happened before.

What happened today is hateful, but as far as what happened today is concerned, you are really hateful.

Makes me angry. Makes me really angry!

Mom, if you really mean it, mom won't be happy, and neither will * * *.

When Degang Guo was scolded, someone in the audience called Degang Guo ·CNM? How clever you are! This is, how dare you scold in the street? You are too capable. Why? Don't worry, why are you so surprised? Why should we listen? What's the matter? What's wrong with drinking? Is there a reason? (Yu Qian asked: Is there a reason? ) No reason, no reason, just want to scold, are you happy? Have fun, and then listen to cross talk. Hey, don't go. Let's talk it over after the meeting, shall we? It is not appropriate for you to leave. He can't go and he can't leave. Now, call home. You can't go back today, okay? Then let's slap him, yo, it will make him get away. Oh, he smokes. (Yu Qian: Forget it. Forget it. ) Let him go backstage. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's okay. What kind of people will you meet in this performance venue? What kind of people will have what kind of consequences? You know, this is normal when we talk about performance, so crosstalk performers must. Jianghu children can afford to put it down, including what I just said.

(Back to the point).