Relax with humorous jokes

Relax with a humorous joke

Relax with a humorous joke: The hen said: "If I get rich, I will apply to become a DINK family, and at the same time, ask a famous doctor to perform sterilization on me. "

Relax with humor 1

1. One day when I was walking in the park, I went to the public toilet in a hurry. After I finished washing my hands, a young voice from behind said: "Uncle, here. How about a few tissues?"

I looked back and saw a child of seven or eight years old. I asked: "Why did you come to the toilet without bringing paper?"

He said pitifully: "I brought it, and I just asked my uncle who lives next door to borrow it. He said he let him Let’s see what brand it is.”

Who is so wicked?

2. I said to God: "Be happy." So you were born.

I said to God: "There must be SB."

God asked: "Should the original file be overwritten?"

3. A: Let me ask you a question , you can only answer with yes or no.

B: OK.

A: Do your parents know that you are SB?

. . .

4. "Brother, are you a fortune teller?"

"What? Are you a fortune teller?"

"That's not good!"

"I'm sure!"

"Oh. Then you didn't figure out that I am also a fortune teller?" Humorous jokes to relax 2

1. Every time I see the word "hehe" in a chat, I want to take a water pipe, connect one end to the faucet, and poke the other end into your mouth. Let you drink enough! Who told you to say it is delicious?

2. Friend A said: Lonely...empty...cold...

Friend B immediately said: Put on... clothes... and get out...

3. People who don't like me can cause trouble in your heart. I'm really happy.

4. Your IQ is exposed as soon as you speak. If I say that you are a fool, that is all to praise you. If I say that you are a 2B, I feel very sorry for Pencil. Humorous jokes to relax 3

1. When you were in school, did you not forget to say thoughtfully and delicately when you finished copying your homework and handed it in: "Keep us separate...".

2. Every time I go to an ATM to withdraw money, I always feel that the person in front of me is very slow to withdraw money, but I feel that I can do it in a few seconds. .

3. When I was a child, I liked to pour the water in the bottle into the bottle cap and drink like the ancients. It was quite enjoyable. . .

4. After years of clinical analysis, the most common thing women say in bed is...you are pressing my hair.

6. My back hurts!" Mothers often say: "How can a child have a waist~" ;