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mc Lyrics to the birthday story of a girl in Xiaozhou

Mc Xiaozhou sends this message to all real women. The lyrics are as follows

Women, remember, the most sincere woman is the most beautiful woman in the world!

Woman, remember, a poor man who is willing to fight for you and give you happiness with both hands is far better than a rich second generation who squanders his parents’ money every day!

Take this opportunity, Mc Xiaozhou, to send this song to all real women

When you clamor to find a good man every day, as long as he treats you well and loves you, even if he doesn’t It’s enough to treat you well if you don’t have a house or a car, but in the end you find that you still can’t resist the temptation of money.

I just want to say,

True love! I have long since aborted my child and rushed it into a stinky ditch at the moment.

I give you this song about women

There are many good men, but please ask yourself , are you worthy?

There are always women who say that we men are lower-limb animals. When we date girls, we just want to have sex with them. Yes, you are right, you are right, you are absolutely right, but this is not true. What does it mean? Your father is like this and your father is like this too.

You keep saying that it was a man who took off your clothes.

It was a man who made you change from a girl to a woman.

I want to play a game with you. I take a beer bottle and you take a chopstick. I just shake the beer bottle a little and you and the chopsticks will never get into the bottle.

Don’t you Don’t you know how to say no? When you complain that men are cheap and it is men who make you a non-virgin, delete your big mouth first! You are even meaner

You don’t cherish your own body,

Can you still ask us men to cherish it for you?

What a big joke

Women, no matter how old you are, you have to remember one sentence. If you choose to fall in love with a man because of money, you are a loser. Remember, this A rich man will get rid of you like a dog sooner or later. A man will always respect the woman who has been with him when he has nothing.

You can search, there is a very popular article on the Internet, which says: Please stay away from the man who is not willing to spend money for you. If a man is not willing to spend money for you, don’t expect him to treat you in the future. How great, these men are extremely selfish, stingy men are just as terrible as petty men, if you are with such people, you will have a good life without you.

First: I asked instead, why should I be so generous to you? Please tell me, I am as tired as a grandson day by day. I want to cry, but when I try not to shed tears, what the hell are you doing? Where? Every night, I feel lonely like a lone wolf.

Where were you when I was licking my wounds in my own nest late at night?

Oh.

If we men don’t spend the hard-earned money on you, does that mean we are selfish or petty? Then I would like to ask, when you sleep, your position is always below the man. Are you also selfish?

We men are born to owe you?

 

When one day we men become rich and powerful,

Is it just for you to eat, drink and have fun, both in body and heart? You carry a broken body and a damaged heart but you want to sit back and enjoy the gains. Are you worthy?

Excuse me, why did you choose not to fight, struggle and work hard with us? Instead, choose a man who is 10 years older than you. Of course, he has a car, a house and money! Excuse me, is money really more important than the relationship between two people? Fuck

No matter how depressed and frustrated a big man is, he still has to show off his face to please you. Do you know why? Because he Love you

If you could quietly accompany a man to start his own business when he had nothing,

I think he would be very grateful Unless he is a beast

Woman, you always say that men and women are equal

Where is the equality? Your parents think very simply. When a certain age reaches a certain age, their daughter will have nothing to worry about if she finds a rich man to marry.

Can it be ours? Our parents, in their fifties and sixties, are still working hard to help us buy a car and a house. Just to have a car and a house, you are willing to marry into our family. Is this called equality?

Don’t say, it doesn’t matter, I don’t want a car or a house, as long as you love me! Are you willing? Are your parents willing?

What I said is a bit extreme, but it is the truth.

50 years ago, if a woman was not a virgin, he would not have the shame to marry a man

Today, 50 years later, how can a man dare to ask if she is a virgin? Thank God

Many women have said, what age are you in, and the virginity plot

I tell you that when you say this, you are comforting yourself! There is no man who doesn't care. If a man really doesn't care about virginity or not, this man is a 2b. That's because men have no choice but to let go of their virginity complex in today's society.

That's it, you still want it. A car requires a house. ah?

Are you highly educated? How much money do you make? Or will you live to be 200?

 

I can’t do anything, I can’t do anything I want, my skills in bed are second-hand,

I still have to learn from countless men Made through practice.

Which second uncle gave you the confidence to ask for a car or a house?

When one day, you are dumped like a dog by that rich man, you will have to give up everything. Don't tell me

Where has all the true love gone? Why doesn't anyone really love me? You should

It was you who personally killed someone who worked for you every day and was as tired as a grandson. And chose a rich second generation that you are serious about!

Those women who are obsessed with the world of money and material life in their dreams! Wake up