The funniest joke in history

The funniest joke story in history: Xiao Wang:? Tell me, is the world bigger for men or women? Xiao Li:? Before marriage, boys and girls are older; After marriage, women are small and men are big. ? Xiao Wang:? Why? Xiao Li:? Before marriage, men are called boys and women are called big girls; After marriage, men are men and women are kannika nimtragol. ? More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Chapter 1: The funniest joke story in history 1 boring.

Li Jing (pseudonym), a female graduate student who works in a company, insisted on jumping into the lake three times at the edge of Tangxun Lake. She also asked the rescue police to find her idol Jay Chou within 10 minutes. After the police jumped into the lake to rescue her, they found her tutor to pick her up.

Comment: If everyone looks at Jay Chou like this, idols will not be exhausted.

2 suffering

A 2 1 year-old female in this city, with a height of 165cm and a weight of10/5 kg. Is she full of ideas? Lose weight? . In two years, she tried 70 popular weight-loss products, not only did she not lose weight, but also gained 5 kilograms. I also ate too many diet pills, which led to urinary incontinence.

Comment: Is this typical? No guilt, no guilt? .

3 strange

At night, more than 100 chickens in a chicken farm were scared to death by an owl that broke into the henhouse. After observation, this owl is 40 cm tall, with wings nearly 1.5 meters long and green eyes, which is really scary.

Comments: The dark wind on the moon scared corrupt officials and accidentally went to the wrong door.

4 sadness

A few days ago, some netizens posted in the forum, exposing the Chinese and English wrong signs on the Guiyang passenger section of Chengdu Railway. The mistakes in Chinese and English logos displayed in this post are shocking and straightforward. Example: Guiyang? The expensive sun.

Comments: As the speed increases, the quality of service has to keep up.

Chapter 2: The funniest joke story in history: 1. I just talked to my colleague about his children playing with building blocks in kindergarten. They all built houses, but the child put the building blocks in a long strip.

The teacher came over and asked? What is this?

The child pushed forward: make peace. ?

One day, I went to my friend's house and met a little girl.

I asked:? Who is this?

Friend:? My sister. ?

Let me ask again:? Biology?

The silent little girl spoke: Are there any wild ones here?

When I went out in the morning, I just walked to the bottom of the building and saw a woman running crazy behind the building in pajamas and slippers. . .

Someone asked why she was in such a hurry, and the woman came and said that Xiong Haizi took 10 thousand yuan as a toy and threw it downstairs! ?

Chapter 3: The funniest joke story in history: 1. A child in the neighborhood is really cute. One day, a guest came and pointed to the wedding photo on the wall and asked, Who are the two people on the wall?

A:? Mom and dad?

? Why didn't you?

The child held back for a long time and said, I, I, I can't climb up?

My daughter is playing with Tom cat, facing it? Huh? Ten seconds later, Tom Cat kept his mouth open for a long time.

I asked:? What does this mean?

Daughter:? I am counting how many teeth Tom's cat has. ?

My son didn't do well in the exam and was scolded by his wife. So I comforted my son and encouraged him to study hard when he grew up and surpass his father in all aspects.

My son assured me angrily: I can't say anything else. Finding a wife must be better than you. ......

Today, my brother made a mistake at school and was called a parent.

My dad didn't even go to the office to ask what was going on.

Dad: What's wrong now?

Brother: I tore up the textbook?

Dad: Why did you tear up the textbook? Don't want to study?

Brother: Everyone else is tearing it.

My dad slapped him on the head: you little bastard, why are you a pupil who tore up books in senior three?

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