Another funny joke: the ugly duckling is ugly, but it's delicious.

1. I pestered the goddess for a month, and finally she was seriously injured.

Someone told me that it's cool to open a room. I couldn't help getting a room last night ... it's really cool to sleep alone in such a big bed!

Lao Wang fell into a dry well at the entrance of the village and finally got used to life at the bottom of the well with the enthusiastic help of the villagers.

In an earthquake of magnitude 8, Wang Laohan finally found the coin that fell into the crack in the floor.

Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. Although people didn't like him, he never gave up his dream. Finally, through unremitting efforts, it became a noble and beautiful white swan. The excited ugly duckling went home for the first time and shared his happiness with his parents. The next day, his parents divorced.

6. The ugly duckling was born ugly. Nobody likes it. Being bullied by other ducks since childhood. He left his mother sadly, wandered alone, met with strong winds and heavy rain, hounds and Xiong Haizi ... but the ugly duckling was not afraid. It works hard, studies hard and improves quality. Finally, people found that although it was not beautiful, it was quite delicious.

7. An old couple, the husband is in a wheelchair and his wife is pushing him. The two quarreled from time to time, and the wife would leave for a few minutes and then come back, but she never abandoned her. Moved, I went over and asked, Aunt, you have been quarreling for so many years, but you haven't broken up. How did you do that? The old lady smiled: He was a playboy when he was young and always wanted to leave me. No, I broke his leg one day forty years ago.

8. "Grandpa, you are over 80 years old, but you still call your wife dear, baby every day. What's the secret after so many years? " "No way, I forgot her name a few years ago, and I was afraid to ask her, so I had to call her that."

9. She told me in tears that fairy tales are all lies.

10. Li Bai didn't like studying when he was a child. One day, he saw an old woman by the river trying to grind an iron pestle into an embroidery needle. Li Bai smiled and said, How long will it take to grind? Grandma said: I will grind for two days if one day is not good, and I will grind for three days if two days are not good. As long as I persist, I will always succeed. Li Bai was ashamed to hear that and began to study hard. Because he is deeply aware that if he doesn't study, he will be as stupid as that old woman in the future. 1 1. A white rabbit came to the grocery store and asked the boss, do you have 100 carrots? Then he was caught by the grocer. After all, there are few rabbits that can talk.

12. My partner is a miracle. I remember when I was in junior high school, I smoked in the toilet with my buddies during my lunch break, and I took the last bite. Suddenly, the dean came in, saw us leaning against the window and asked, "What are you two doing?" I panicked and turned to look at my buddy. I still remember his performance. He blew a lot of smoke from his nose and said, "I'm angry."

13. My father is very kind to me. I remember jumping from the second floor with an umbrella when I was a child, and my legs were bleeding. It happened that my dad saw that scene after work, and I will never forget it. He pushed the bike away and ran to my side like a 100-meter sprint. After careful inspection, he lamented that the umbrella was not broken.

14. On the bus, we all stared at a beautiful woman in a short skirt, and suddenly the beautiful woman turned around and slapped me and told me to get out! Shit, I'm not the only one peeking at her thighs. There are so many people in the car, if you don't hit me, hit me. Then I was very upset, put on my pants and got off!

15. Love for four years. He never gave her a promise. On the train home from college, she said, "Remember to call me when you get to the station" and fell asleep. He woke her up a few hours later. She looked out of the window and saw strange scenery. Don't overdo it, it's his coquetry smile: my mother asked me to take you home to have a look. He took her to this remote mountain village and sold her to an old bachelor in his fifties.

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