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Wulin Gaiden Tong Xiangyu’s classic quotations

Two kilograms of melon seeds chewed out eight kilograms of skin.

The original intention of preventing thieves is for the people, not for your personal political achievements. What’s the use of making false moves if you don’t do business all day long? I think Lao Xing, for a policeman Let’s talk about how many tasks you have completed, how many thieves you have caught, and whether the people you protect live and work in peace and contentment. Only good people are really good, right?

Tong Xiangyu: "Shopkeeper Sai, I just couldn't figure out how you made so much money. When I looked at the account books... hum hum hum hum." Sai Diao Chan said, "Are you afraid of still doing business? , This is called a horse without night grass but not fat." Tong Xiangyu: "This is true. The key is that if you want to make a lot of fat, you have to have a belly full of oil. What's wrong with doing business honestly? You’re on tenterhooks, eh, don’t you feel tired?” Sai Diaochan: “Humph, this person is different.” Tong Xiangyu: “But the law is the same for everyone, and paying taxes is our responsibility. and obligations. If there were no taxes, how could the country have so much money to protect your various rights? The road in front of the door, the bridge by the river, the guards at the border, and the sentries at the city gates all come from countless taxes. If you don’t have the money collected from the money, let’s just talk about your fifty taels of silver. If you don’t have the Yamen to make the decision for you, the devil will pay you back!

How can you learn to walk without wrestling? How can you know how hard life is when you suffer a loss!