Please! Yue Yunpeng Sun Yue Crosstalk Lines "Be a Rich Man"

"Become a Rich Man" Become a Rich Man" A: Let me introduce my partner. His name is Zhang Shiyu, Mr. Zhang. He has not been in good health recently. B: Got some illness. A: Got one. Leg cancer. You say a person is sick. B: Hey, hey, hey, what is leg cancer? A: It’s inflammation of the legs. B: The legs are sick. A: The doctor advised him to amputate his legs from the eyebrows down, but he didn’t agree. B: Wait a minute. Amputating the limb below the eyebrow is called craniotomy. A: Anyway, it’s just an illness. B: I’ve never heard of it. If there’s something wrong with your legs, open your head. A: Just open your head. Open your legs. B: That’s outrageous. A: Anyway, we are not in particularly good health, but we will still work hard to perform for everyone. Teacher Zhang B: Your teacher A: You are very good at cross talk. I have liked to talk about cross talk since I was a child. B: I was in elementary school. A: I started studying when I was four or five years old, and then I started working after I graduated from elementary school. B: Wait, I graduated from elementary school. , I join the work A: Yes B: How old am I when I graduate from elementary school A: 23 B: Oh, my youth A: You married your class teacher when you were in the fourth grade of elementary school B: Let’s play A: Really B: What's true? A: It caused a sensation in Jilin. B: Hey, hey, hey, I haven't heard of it. A: What's going on? B: Graduated from high school A: Oh, I graduated from high school. I started working right after graduating from high school. B: Yes. A: Working as an animal in the Beijing Zoo. B: Yes. A: Tell me how courageous this person is. B: Wait, he is like an animal. ? Raising animals A: Just raise animals B: What does it mean? A: OK, you raise animals B: Yes, yes, yes A: Raise elephants, elephants that have been raised for ten years B: Ten years A: Elephants are more He is getting thinner and thinner, you know! B: What do I know? You are co-authoring my feed. A: I just admitted it today. B: Who admitted it? It’s not that good. A: Anyway, I started talking about cross talk later. B: Hey, don’t talk nonsense. A: Some friends By the way, are you talking about cross talk to make money? B: Really? A: Yes, hehe B: Oh, you are so straightforward A: We just want to make money, but he is not B: I am not A: The family is rich B: The family is a bit A: He is a rich second generation B: I A: Really B: Do you think that the rich second generation of your family is just that? A: He is a rich second generation B: How disgusting is that A: He is a rich second generation B: One or one A: He is a rich second generation, what is a rich second generation? B: Tell me about A : His brother is richer. This is called the rich second generation. B: Wait, your family is all talking about the same generation. A: Who. B: My father is rich. A: His father is rich. His father is the boss of South Beauty. B: Why is there still Qiaojiangxi? A: The boss of Qiaojiangxi, he recently got a girl named Big H. B: Let’s not talk nonsense. A: Really, Big H looks like a Honda. Big H? Does Big H have it? A younger sister is called Little H. B: She has a modern face. A: Modern. Modern face is slanted. B: Come here, Little H. A: Little H. Anyway, he is rich. This person, after having money, buys a house. Buy a car or an RV. B: Are you so poor? A: He is no exception. B: Me too. A: Buy a house! B: Bought A: Bought a house in Beijing, a big house in the Second Ring Road B: Oh, if you have money, A: Bought a nine-bedroom apartment B: Oh, a small villa in the Second Ring Road. A: I want to kill you, you know? Nine bedrooms, all nine bedrooms are on the first floor, nine bedrooms, nine bathrooms, no kitchen. The rich one. B: Wait a minute. A: The rich second generation. B: Wait a minute. The ninth bedroom is on the first floor, with nine bedrooms and nine bathrooms. There is no kitchen. I covered it with a layer of Home Inn. A: Did I say you covered it with a floor of Home Inn? B: Nonsense. There are nine rooms on the first floor. There are five rooms on this side and four on this side. One room is reserved as a staircase. A: Look how familiar he is. It’s the one with yellow exterior wall in your house. B: The door of our house is yellow. The brand is blue. A: It feels like home. B: It’s like home. A: Even so, it’s rich.

I bought a nine-bedroom apartment and thought about it mentally. I have nine bedrooms. Can I marry nine wives? B: This is a beautiful wish. A: I checked online, but it didn’t work. B: You are so short-sighted. You still need to check online. Ah, just ask. A: What should I do? B: Find someone to ask A: You are stupid, you still need to ask B: Oh, yes, there is no need to ask A: I have been asking for many years, but it is not possible at all. He wants to have a group of wives and concubines B: Wishes A : A good wish, and finally came up with a good idea B: What idea A: Write wife on the largest house, concubine on the remaining seven, and miss on the last one. What a beautiful wish B: Yes A: For the first night, I took my wife to sleep in the first room B: Yes, for the first night A: For the second night, I took my wife to sleep in my concubine’s room. At the end One-night stand B: Hey, hey, no, no, the last room, which one says lady is for guests. A: Then who plays which role of lady? B: Whoever comes to visit me, whoever stays here, whoever plays the role will play the role. A: Okay, I'll obey you B: Oh, you can't obey me A: Okay, baby, I'll let you go, just say it, my beautiful wish, this is buying a house B: I have money A: Have you bought a car? B: Bought A: Bought a nine-hand Alto B: This rich man is really cheap A: The license plate of that car is blue A B: This is the one that has not come back from Qinghai A: The brand of the Qing Dynasty B: Wait a minute Wait, wait a minute A: Ouch B: What are you Ouch A: What are you doing B: Did the Qing Dynasty have cars? The Qing Dynasty had cars, and Emperor Cixi could still be overtaken by the Eight-Nation Allied Forces. A: The Eight-Nation Allied Forces drove Ming A's. B: Isn’t this nonsense? A: Anyway, it’s a brand from the Qing Dynasty B: A brand from Qinghai A: OK, it’s a brand from Qinghai. It won’t work after only a few days of use. Throw it away. B: You shouldn’t buy it. A: Throw it away and change it to another car. B: What do I think? So it’s awkward. Are these shoes or a car? A: I changed my car and bought an Olympic circle. B: Wait a minute. A: Ouch, Olympic circle. B: Wait a minute. A: Oh, you always recommend it. What am I doing? B: Why are you so beautiful here? A: I will draw a circle and curse you, and I will fart and kill you. Isn’t this popular now? What are you doing? B: Okay, explain to me what you want. It's called the Olympic circle A: That's the five rings of Audi B: Hey, hey, hey, that's the four rings of Audi A: Yes, four circles are Audi, five circles are Olympics B: Who asked you A: Audi A8, B : It’s a great car. A: Dear friends, who can afford it? B: Most people can’t afford it. A: Audi A8 has eight cylinders and costs more than one million. I’m happy to drive this car on the street. , drive forward, there is a nine-hand Alto in front, he scolds the street, how can I sell it to you, grandson, please hurry up. B: Hey, okay. A: Pay off A’s sign. B: I was forced to change my car like this, right? A: Anyway, if you are not happy, just drive forward.

B: Yes A: It broke down while driving and was stopped by the police B: What did the police stop me for? A: You crossed the line B: Oh, there are lane markings on the road. A: There are many lane markings on the road. The line, he didn't pay attention, the line was pressed B: Insecure A: Comrade, pull over and take down your window B: Let it be taken down A: There's no way, the policeman uncle is talking, we have to listen B: We have to be obedient A : Shake it, it’s not easy to shake B: Is this an Alto or an Audi? A: Audi B: It’s already an Audi, why do you still roll the window A: I modified it myself B: Why am I so mean A: I finally admit that I am mean Come on B: Fuck you A: Shake it, it’s not easy to shake it, it lasted for three hours and the policeman almost cried B: Yes A: Comrade, can you go a little faster B: That’s quite polite A: I’m so hot It's cool. Shake it. After four hours, it finally came down. He asked the policeman B: Ask the policeman A: Comrade, what do you want from me? B: Why did you stop me? A: I... um …..Let’s go B: Forgot A: Forgot, I’m confused by the heat B: This is my head that has been hot for four hours A: Let’s go, yes, thump… (lift the electric windows) B: Hey, hey, hey, I rolled up the window and it was electric. A: Yes. B: Oops. A: Oops. B: Isn't this a violation of my integrity? A: Do you exercise? It's electric to go up, keep going forward, it's broken when it's on. B: What's wrong? A: The police stopped us again! B: Why are you stopping me again? A: The line is pressed again. B: There are too many lines here. A: Comrade, pull over and pull down your window. (Change your tone and pretend to be someone else.) I just got it up. B: Who saw it? A: Come on, there's no way, we have to obey, shake it! It’s not easy to shake. After shaking for three hours, the policeman cried this time. B: He felt really fragile. A: (Crying) Comrade, let me tell you the truth. Comrade, can you hurry up? Comrade, let me tell you the truth. The minute before I stopped you, I should have gotten off work. B: How did you know how powerful I am? A: I am also a bitch. Why do you think I stopped you? can you hurry up? B: Oops A: No B: Ouch yo yo yo, I make sense A: No, that’s all I have! Come on, four hours later, he asked the police, what does my comrade want from me? B: What's going on? A: (Crying) Let's go, thank you, bang (power window), let's go B: Oops, this policeman's brain is not very good A: Just left, this policeman spoke, the current driver can't afford to hurt him B: Not yet! ! A: He was very frustrated and kept driving, but it broke down again while driving. B: What happened? A: I was stopped by the police again. B: Why do police cars like to stop me so much? Line A: Comrade, pull over and pull down your window. B: Pull it down again. A: No, if you do, kill me. B: Why? A: I'm so bothered, do you know? It's been eight hours, and I haven't gotten home. B: Who asked you to modify it? A: Why is it so annoying? Come on, get it down for me, or I'll shoot you, you know? B: Oops, I even blew the gun. A: There is a pistol. I’m starting to get scared. Shake it. B: Change it to two hands. A: After shaking it for ten minutes, the policeman spoke. B: What are you talking about? A: Comrade, okay. Yes, there is a gap, as long as we can communicate. B: This is smart. A: Yes. B: There is a gap. A: No. B: I have to die. This is not okay. A: Stop shaking. I will kill you. Just open the car door. OK B: Yes, those two policemen are so confused, you say A: No, it takes 18 hours to get a taxi, my newly modified one B: What am I sitting in A: Stop talking nonsense, you are over the line Did you know? Yes B: Isn't this stupid? A: The line is over, did you see it? B: Yes, did you see it? A: I didn't see it B: You didn't see it, you stopped me A: But two colleagues in front of me called me and said they remembered B: A policeman from the traffic team can't afford to hurt him A: It's you, I tell you You, that's you, I stopped eight Audi A8s, and you were the only one shaking the glass, you know? B: Ouch A: It’s you, don’t quibble, it’s you, you’ve crossed the line, you’ll be fined 16,000 B: Wait, you’ve crossed the line, you’ll be fined 16,000 A: Yeah B: I pressed my prostate and fucked me A: What did you do? What are you talking about? B: So expensive? A: Is it only 16,000? B: Never heard of it. A: Do you know about the new one? You know what’s new for this year’s holiday is 16,000? If I don’t give it, I’ll kill you! If you kill me, I won't give it to you. Besides, if I'm over the line, I'll give it to you.

Did you crush it? Take off your pants and let me take a look. B: This makes sense. A: No, B: Yes, no. A: It's not broken. Why are you stopping me? Well, let's go. B: This is all out of mind! A: Drive forward, keep driving, it broke down, and the police stopped me again. B: What happened again? A: This is going to be a drinking test. B: Oh. A: Comrade, pull over and pull down the window. Oh, kill me. B: I'm going crazy. A: I can't help it. Be obedient and shake it. Okay. Okay, there is a crack, just blow it. We are checking the wine, please cooperate. Would you mind blowing it? B: Blow a bit A: No B: Just anything, no A: Baby, can you shoot me? B: Just check the alcohol. A: Blow it quickly. Stop talking nonsense. I'm waiting to get off work. I blew it and the police took a look. Comrade, have you been drinking? Well, I have been shaking the glass for more than ten hours. Is the drunkenness not gone? B: Why am I always pressing the line? I am drunk. A: Comrade, I drank, but what I drank was beer. What are you talking about? That’s just beer. B: That’s right. A: Yeah? B: Yes A: Beer is also wine B: Yes A: Oh, according to what you mean, soy sauce is also oil, divine horses are also horses, floating clouds are also clouds, and Japanese people are also human beings. He stepped on the accelerator and drove away, gone. The police were still talking to him. B: What are you talking about? A: Patriots, please walk slowly. B: Hehe. A: Yes, rich people. Rich people can spend money. B: Are you rich? A: I just bought a house and a car, and I often went out to eat! B: Nonsense, go out to eat even if you don’t have money! A: Take your wife and concubine out to play. B: Hey, hey, just one person. A: Take your wife and go to that dung shop. Who among us ordinary people would dare to go there? B: What do I do to my wife and my dung beetle? A: How to talk? You are not allowed to beautify the image of dung beetles. B: What do you mean by beautifying the image of dung beetles? Let’s eat and go to a dung shop? A: Yes B: Where can I go to have dinner for you? A: Hot Pot City B: Oops, do you still have some rare ones? A: You are so disgusting B: Who has such bad habits, big hotels A: Big hotels, calling the waiter when you arrive is different from others B: Why is it different A: Waiter, come here, hurry up B: Rich people have Temper A: Hurry up, I'm telling you, I committed suicide. B: Hey, I've never heard of it. If you have a bad temper, give yourself a knife. A: You have such a bad temper that it scared the waiter. Oh, sir. Sir, here is the knife. B: She hates me so much. A: Stop talking nonsense and order. The waiter said, oh, sir, this is our menu. What do you want to order? B: Order it A: Fried one, audience friends, what is fried one? It means ordering all the dishes on the menu. The waiter was frightened. Oh, sir, why don't you commit suicide! B: I have to go to the restaurant. A: Why are you ordering so much? Do you care? I am rich. My father is the boss of Qiaojiangxi. I am a big bitch. Sir, if you can't finish the meal and waste it, can you order whatever you want? Haha, little girl, it’s not that I don’t click, I really can’t read! B: Today’s rich second generation are all illiterate, right? A: Oops, you don’t know the words. There are pictures here. You click on the pictures, and I will write whichever one you click on! Okay, okay B: What are you enjoying? A: Waiter, your dishes are all cheap. B: How do you say they are cheap? A: They are all in three digits. B: Oops, it’s over a hundred. A: I can’t bear four digits. B: It’s over a thousand. A: Do you have any expensive dishes? Sir, sir, there are expensive dishes in the back, there are them in the back, I’m scared just looking at them, is there any? B: Yes A: This is good, this is eight figures, I like this one B: This is too expensive A: Sir, we don’t have this dish, why not, why not? Sir, this is our ordering phone number! ! !

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