Brainstorming and jokes

Answer 1 because I'm hungry. 2 is it an urn or a coffin (the topic is, I don't buy it after reading it, but I don't know after using it). 3 because two legs stand together and fall.

Ironically,

One day, the little white rabbit wanted to eat carrots, so he went to the street to buy them.

It came to a drugstore and went in without thinking.

Ask the boss: "Hello! Do you sell carrots here? "

The boss said, "I am a drugstore, and there are no carrots!" " "The little white rabbit went home without buying carrots!

The next day, the little white rabbit came to this drugstore again. As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "Hello! Do you sell carrots here? " The boss said patiently, "Are you here to make trouble?" ! ? I told you yesterday! This is a drugstore. Where did you buy carrots? ! If you make trouble again, I'll cut off your ear with scissors! Go away! ! "

The rabbit went home without selling carrots!

On the third day, the white rabbit came to this drugstore again. After entering the door, he asked, "Hello! Do you sell scissors here? " Seeing that it didn't ask for carrots this time, the boss patiently told it: "I am a drugstore here, and there are no scissors!" " There are scissors across the street! "The little white rabbit said," No, I'm here to buy carrots! " "