A joke that can get girls involved and make her fall for it (the content should be healthy).

1. said: There was a pig. After he died, he told the terrifying that he would never be a pig again in his next life, and he wanted to be a human being.

The terrifying said, "Yes, but what kind of person do you want to be? Can you be a worker? "

"No, when workers are too tired, they have to work for more than ten hours a day." Said the pig.

The terrorist asked again, "Is it ok to be a farmer?"

"No, farmers are too dirty. They pick up dung and dig mud all day."

The terrifying asked again, "I don't do manual labor, and my work is not dirty." How about being a teacher? "

The pig said, "No, it's still too difficult to be a teacher."

The terrifying said impatiently, "Then tell me about your request."

The pig replied, "I want to eat, drink, gamble and do nothing."

What does a pig want to be?

Do you want a face falling from the sky?

Yes (cheeky ~) no (shameless! )

Are you faster than a leopard?

Yes (you are worse than an animal) No (you are worse than an animal)

Xiao Ming is walking on the road after school. There is a big cesspit in front of him. You got it?

Understand (Dong {understands}! You fell into the pit)

Don't understand (plop {don't understand}! You fell down again)

4. One day, Confucius, Laozi and Mencius saw a piece of shit on the road. When they come back, the shit will be eaten, not Confucius and Mencius. Who ate it? (One of the three people ate)

5. There is a little dog named Darling, who is clever. You said Guo Jing taught him to say "Dad".

Huang Rong taught it to say mom, which sentence would it say first?

6. The tortoise and the rabbit are going to compete again, but they invited a stupid pig as the referee. Who do you think will win?

7. A cat was chased into a dead end by a dog.

In front is a pile of walls 1.6 meters high.

The dog is 0.8 meters tall and the cat is only 0.3 meters tall.

The dog thought, where are you going this time?

As a result, the cat jumped over with a rustle.

The dog wants to know, how did the cat get there

8. In ancient times, there was a benzene man who asked him if he knew anything.

Do you know his name?

9. On the left is a wolf, very big and hungry; The ghost on the right is scary, with long hair and long tongue? Head;

You only have one arrow. Did you shoot a wolf or a ghost?

10. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?

A man took a pig and a donkey to a farmer to be slaughtered!

The farmer asked him whether to kill the pig or the donkey first. Clever friends, you say, should we kill the pig or the donkey first?

12. Tell the other party: "You say the first word when I say a word ~ ~ ~"

And nonsense.

For example: "There are birds in the sky."

He would say, "God."

"The sofa is very beautiful."

He would say "sand"

. . . . . .

The final question: "Who is your grandmother (grandfather)?"

He usually answers, "You!"

13.a: Is the word pig a pug?

No, it's a pig

You pull

B: Me.