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Some lively jokes.
Peking University boys wrote:
angry
why
last night
I've seen her.
Stretch out one's delicate hands
Catch that loser
Look around with a smile.
Shining, striding
A deep feeling welled up in beautiful eyes.
Like the year before last, I was on Lakeside Road.
Whisper to each other like this
Now see that I am not a stranger.
I found my old love unforgettable.
Dementia takes root in both eyes and feet, and the heart is like being boiled by soup.
A good man like me, she always thinks I'm old-fashioned
That turtle looks disgusting and obscene. She likes his rudeness.
The girl couldn't figure out what she thought, and the more I thought about it, the more confused I became.
Knowing that she is not suitable for me, I want to forget her and start a new stove.
In the end, it can only be cut and cut, to no avail.
Brother, I was never afraid of anyone when I grew up, but I was planted by this Lord.
It seems that I owed her a lot of money in my last life. If I had known this, I shouldn't have blocked it with her.
It was my bad luck to meet her. Next time you say anything, you must find a gentle girl to get along with.
I finally understand that the beauty in this world can't be eaten as a meal. It often makes you embarrassed and burdened.
From now on, be down-to-earth, diligent, modest, cautious, polite and care for public property.
Remember to cross the street and look around. If you want to walk on the zebra crossing, if you want to be rich and have children, you should have all kinds of trees.
Turn grief into strength, study hard and always be ready to develop the western part of the motherland.
What's wrong with a man without a wife? Although I am lonely without you, I am no longer blind.
This also makes me reflect on why I failed, sum up experience and lessons, and continue to explore the revolutionary road.
I will meet a good girl and chase after her desperately, thinking that she loves her and will never let her go, whether she is a tiger or a rabbit.
The answer is also very powerful:
This ambitious young man is a good comrade who is lovelorn. He was not driven crazy and gave up on himself. He is very manly.
Although mercilessly abandoned by a modern woman, Chen Shimei, she didn't blame fate or the government.
Instead, we should polish our eyes to inspire fighting spirit and profoundly expose their ugly behavior and despicable face.
Once again, it demonstrates the incisive exposition that class struggle will exist for a long time in a certain range.
Looking forward to the basic road that comrades still need to work hard when the revolution in the primary stage has not been successful.
What is particularly commendable is that this comrade seriously reflects on himself and touches the depths of his soul.
Realizing that walking by the lake in the past was a serious mistake of petty bourgeoisie.
Almost fascinated by the beautiful appearance, fascinated by the usual tricks of sugar-coated shells.
Apply theory to practice, learn from a painful experience, and realize that I almost got lost after waking up.
Beauty can't be eaten as food. Beauty is not the essence, not the whole revolution.
Although the language is popular, it reflects the simple feelings of aspiring young people.
Criticism and self-criticism are really touching words from the heart.
And sprout the lofty ambition of self-cultivation, governing the country and leveling the world.
It reflects the repetition of ideas from the outside to the inside.
How can a good young man like him call himself vulgar?
Nature is a woman as blind as a bat.
There are many flowers in the sea. Beauty doesn't ask the source.
A good horse never returns to the grass, and does not waste old feelings.
Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, thinking it's three holes.
There will be countless grasses within a hundred paces.
Maybe one day she will be an abandoned wife.
Will think of your benefits.
I'll talk to you when I get back
It is too late.
You have today.
Ignore every fragment
Leave her alone
Play handsome
cool
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