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Liu Bang, the king of the Han Dynasty, why did he cuckold his dead father?

It is to deify Liu Bang and shape his aristocratic status. Liu Bang was the first emperor of civilian origin in Chinese history. In the past, emperors in China were all made by nobles of noble descent. Liu bang was just a punk when he was young. Lazy and unwilling to work. It is only because of his generous personality and love to make friends that he mixed into the position of village head. At that time, Liu Bang's relatives and friends couldn't have imagined that this village head without ambition would be a late bloomer and turn over to become an emperor.

As the pioneer of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bang was born as a mud-legged man and could not get rid of it consciously, so he fabricated a magical identity. One day, Liu Bang's mother went out to do farm work and felt tired, so she rested under the willow tree by the lake. The breeze brushed her face and she gradually fell asleep. Thinking of sunny days, it is better to sleep for a while. When she was half asleep, she actually saw the fairy around her, and I don't know where she is. Suddenly, she saw a fairy from far and near. When she reached her side, Liu Mu lost consciousness. At this time, suddenly it was dark and thunder rumbled. Liu Bang's father thought that his wife was working outside, so he came to take her home and walked to the lake to see Liu Mu and a dragon.

Liu Fu was frightened to disgrace, but did not dare to speak, so he had to pretend that nothing had happened. When Liu's mother woke up, she knew nothing about it. Soon after, she found herself pregnant, and then Liu Bang was born. Because of this, Liu Bang's father had a bad feeling towards him and didn't love him since he was a child. This incident was exposed only after Liu Bang proclaimed himself emperor. In order to make Liu Bang conform to the identity of the real dragon emperor, people also fabricated many events to connect Liu Bang with the real dragon. Liu bang's nose is very high, his eyebrows are round and slightly convex, and his long beard is very beautiful, also called dragon beard.

When Liu Bang's father-in-law met Liu Bang for the first time, he said that he had a noble face, not an ordinary man with the appearance of an emperor, so he married his daughter to Liu Bang regardless of the opposition of his wife and daughter. At that time, people believed that Liu Bang was the real dragon emperor, and Liu Bang also made great contributions to people's happiness and prosperity. As the pioneer of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bang overthrew the tyranny of the Qin Dynasty and unified the troubled times, which is the inheritance of Chinese civilization.