What experiences that sounded like jokes but really happened to you?

The jokes also come from life. Not many people live their lives in segments, and not many people live in segments. This topic brings my thoughts back to the school days, when many interesting things happened. One of the most interesting things is fresh in my memory, and I want to share it with you here.

I remember when I first arrived at the university, a northerner came to a school in the south, and some of them didn't adapt. I am the only one from the northeast in the dormitory, and the rest are classmates from the south. Have trouble communicating with each other. Sometimes I can't understand the dialect of their hometown at all. I spoke authentic Northeast dialect, and the other party thought I was talking about two people. They think that Dongbei dialect is born with funny talent, so they especially like listening to me, and sometimes they hear some dialects.

Once, I made a joke because I spoke Northeast dialect. One day at noon, the weather was bad, so we decided not to go out for dinner and make instant noodles in the dormitory. So I volunteered to fetch water, and then I asked them what flavor instant noodles they wanted. In Northeast dialect, this is the effect: What flavor do you want? My roommate didn't understand and asked me what the whole thing meant. I told them the common sense of Northeast dialect. By "whole" I mean eating. When I say "whole", I mean what flavor of instant noodles you are eating. Suddenly, I learned another mouthful of Northeast dialect.

When I was full, I suddenly felt a little bloated and wanted to go to the toilet. I asked them who would go with me and successfully infected them with this feeling of going to the toilet. I found it bad when I went to the bathroom together. I don't know how the toilet is blocked. The ground is in a mess. The scene was so shocking that I blurted out, "God, what can this do?"

At this time, several of my roommates looked at each other thoughtfully, and then they were amazed and retched. I looked at them in surprise, and they all said to me in unison, fix it yourself, we are not.