The theme is: handwritten newspaper roaming in the kingdom of Chinese characters.

Interesting Chinese character dialogue

"Bi" said to "Bei": Husband and wife have a fight, so why divorce!

"Towel" said to "coin": son. If you put on a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times.

The "ruler" said to "do": Sister, the results have come out. You are pregnant with twins.

The minister said to the giant: the same area as you. I have three rooms and two halls.

Jing said to Pin: Didn't you decorate your house?

Lu said to Chang: Compared with you, my house is a fence.

"Zi" said to "Mu": Has the company laid off staff? "Qian" said to "Sun": It's sunny, why not wear a straw hat?

"Man" said to "Man": Unlike you young people, you can't walk without crutches.

"Do" says to "Do": Balance is the last word!

"Bing" said to "Qiu": Look how cruel the war is, and both legs are blown up!

"Zhan" said to "Dian": Did you buy a car?

"He" said to "Dan": Timid, please hire a bodyguard?

"Da" said to "Tai": It's actually very simple to do hernia surgery.

"Tian" said to "Yue": It's time to lose weight.

Man said to Cong: Why haven't you had the separation operation yet?

"Earth" said to "Ugly": Don't think that wearing a shawl will look good, but it is still old-fashioned in the bones.

Inch said to Guo: Grandpa, did you buy a recliner?

"You" said to "A": Is it tiring to practice one finger meditation like this?

Mu said to Shu: If you have a mole on your face, consider yourself a beautiful woman.

The fork said to you: When did you get your face fixed? What is the mole on your face?

Funny China homophonic joke.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

Interesting combination of Chinese characters

1, numerous: three people are numerous, which means more.

2. Ridge: Three soils are the ridge (yáo), and the mountain is high.

3, Miao: Sanshui is Miao (mi ǐ o), describing the water as big.

4. Ben: three cows are the foundation (bēn), which is the same as Ben.

5. Flame: The three kinds of fire are flame, spark and flame.

6, thunder: three stones are thunder, describing many stones.

7, crystal: three days for crystal, bright.

8. Xun: Three straight lines are Xun (chù), tall and straight.

9, products: three mouths are products, articles.

10, turn: Sanma is biāo, and many horses are running.

1 1, Sen: Three trees are forests, which means there are many trees. A Dou's Jiangshan-Free Delivery

A sinus figure-no ability

Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.

Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.

String performance in Arneman Street

Brother eats noodles-scrape

Grandma has a beard-not normal.

Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop leaks.

Whips don't hit sticks-eat soft and eat hard.

The beaten dog bit a chicken-take it out on others.

Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck

Ducks are running around with knives.

Apologize for being slapped.-Flattery.

A dog with a stick-depressed.

Ducks scurrying about

Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water

A ball with a knife-it's flat.

The grass on the frosted dog's tail has faded.

Eating sea pepper by the stove-I have a fever inside and outside.

A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)

Short people wear high heels-their height is limited.

The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.

Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise

Shorty fart-humble.

Dwarf sightseeing echo

A dwarf crosses the river-peace of mind

Short people watch the play-listen.

The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.

The dwarf climbed the stairs-longing (longing)

The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!

Short woman-low knowledge

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

The dwarf is going to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

Short people sit on high stools-out of reach; Up and down out of reach; Up-down dilemma

Love to complain, love to be a hero-poor and quarrelsome.

Wooden fish in Antang-let people fight.

Quails want to eat the fruit from the tree-they can't reach it; Think of good things; Want to be beautiful

Watching people drown on the shore-from the ruins

Fishing for the moon on the shore-in vain; be invalid

Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-mechanical reproduction.

Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy

Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it

Pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain

Drinking water according to the cow's head-impossible; Can't do

Press the gourd and lift the ladle-regardless of the tail; Rise in succession

Top door of wide tube of chopping block

Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor

Meat on the chopping block-slaughtered; Kill at will

Fish on the chopping block-a commodity with a knife

Stalking-sneaking around

Fight secretly-fight blindly for a while.

Needle piercing in darkroom-sadness

Secretly stumble-wither.

Burn out the lamp oil-burn out the heart (core)

Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.

Pancakes on tobacco-tossing and turning

Eight hundred dollars fell into the well-which one is hard to touch?

The flagpole erected 800 years ago-the old bachelor

A string of 800 copper coins-out of step (hanging)

Sprinkle pepper on the eight-treasure rice-add another flavor

Eight generations of old scores-I can't tell.

Eight-inch shoes-embarrassing

A small cylinder with eight barrels hanging on it-it can't hold a stone.

Starlings peck at persimmons-pick soft ones.

Eight old fists-three orders and five applications (extension)

Eight dollars for gypsum dyeing

A bowl of wonton is eight yuan-no noodles.

Eight crooked necks are sitting at a table-no one is looking at anyone.

The format of stereotyped writing-sameness

Sleep in the gossip stove-steaming hot.

Riding in the eight diagrams-there is no escape; It is difficult to find a way out

Grade 8 Engineering Technology-Excellence

Eight-level masters learn skills-old people have a sense of security and old people have a sense of learning.

Star anise fell into the cesspit-fragrant and smelly; Smell and smell are inseparable.

Eight and a half pounds of tortoise swallowed a heavy weight-cruel bastard.

Eight and a half pounds of old tortoise swallowed a cruel bastard.

Eight-and-a-half-pound tortoise-the rules are not small.

Eighty people are carrying sedan chairs-that's awesome.

The 80-year-old man shook his head in disgust-involuntarily; This is not for anyone to decide.

The 80-year-old man blew the lamp-he couldn't breathe; breather

An 80-year-old man practicing pipa-a cliche (playing)

Eighty-year-olds learn boxing-the more they practice, the stronger they become.

An 80-year-old man learns his craft-he works hard when he is old.

An 80-year-old debt-no successor

Shaving at 80-not old enough

The 80-year-old man shoulders the heavy burden-the heart is willing, but the strength is not enough.

An old idea 80 years ago

Eighty years old, childless, old and lonely.

Having a son at the age of 80-each generation is worse than the next.

Dancing innocently at the age of eighty

Playing with monkeys at the age of 80-an old trick

Learn to play the flute at the age of 80-full of old tunes; hackneyed theme

Learn to fight at the age of 80-fight hard

An 80-year-old actor pretends to be a child-rejuvenation

Standing at the counter at the age of 80-always good at it

Eight or five dozen rabbits, not worth the candle.

Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers

The Eight Immortals Party-Dialogue with God

This square table is uneven because it lacks a leg.

Put the lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously.

Square table-angular

Eight wise kings enter the palace-hard to please.

Bitter gourd in August-red heart

Lotus root in August-fresh and tender

Pomegranate in August-full of thoughts

Persimmons in August-the older they get, the redder they become; Laolaihong

Osmanthus fragrans blooms in August, and it is fragrant everywhere.

Cucumber shed in August-an empty shelf

Eat on August 15-it's still early.

Eating Yuanxiao on August 15th is different.

Eating zongzi on August 15th is not the time.

Moon cakes on August 15-everyone is happy; Everyone loves it; Up and down

The moon is the same on August 15th every year. Serious

On August 15th, it was late in Duanyang. evening

August 15 to see the dragon lantern-half a year late.

Having a baby on August 15-what a coincidence!

Send moon cakes on August 15-just in time for the festival.

Yun Zheyue on August 15-Disappointing.

Steamed rice cakes on August 15th-Zao (Jujube)

Fifteen kinds of peanuts in August-blind command

Eight-legged crab bully

There is no ambiguity in the eight characters-no eyebrows; Far from it; Far from it.

Boil on the palm-according to the enemy.

Pat shoes-useless; cannot get through

Spread the pancakes on the palm of your hand-skillful hands; Good cards

A skinned toad-born a nuisance and died a terrible death.

A temple with torn walls-panic

Bananas are planted on old trees-carelessness.

Banana blossoms-one heart; Closely linked

Banana leaves build a bird's nest-it won't be long.

Bala's eyes hurt-too bad.

Pull the grass to attract the snake-ask for it; Created for oneself

Pull onions and plant sea peppers-one crop is hotter than the other.

Sorghum at jointing stage-the longer, the higher; Steady rise

Wave drum-double-sided lamp

Pull alarm clock-designed to remind people