Give me a joke. If I really laugh, you are the best answer!

1 The girl pulled the boy's skirt shyly, blushing and embarrassed. The boy gently stroked the girl's cheek, kissed the girl's forehead and said with an expression, "We have known each other for three months. Thank you for taking care of me, helping me wash clothes, clean up housework and cook. Would you like to ... "The girl interrupted the boy. "May I invite you to associate with my brother? He has a crush on you for a long time ... "

Dad is not at home.

A thief came to a residential area. He saw a child sitting at the door with a necklace around his neck.

String key.

So he went up to him and said, little brother, is your father at home?

The little boy said, "No!"

The thief added, "I'm checking the electricity meter. Can you let me in? "

"Of course." The child said. The child helped the thief open the door. The thief just put his head in and spread it out.

My leg ran away.

The child chased him and shouted, "Dad is really not at home. They are my uncles, second uncle, third uncle, fourth uncle and fifth uncle. "

, sixth uncle. . . . . "

A comrade-in-arms is in hospital.

We take turns visiting.

Everyone brings fruit.

The residents are quite generous.

Throw a fruit from the bed to the bed for the patient to taste.

A beautiful nurse, mm, just came in.

My brother threw a banana.

The nurse said solemnly, "I won't eat."

The buddy replied smoothly: "It's not for you to eat, it's for you to play!" " "

The bananas that were thrown back immediately hit each other.

I finally fell down ... with a long nosebleed.