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I became a monitor, and the teacher asked me to give a speech at the class meeting on Monday. I don't know how to say it. Please, brothers and sisters, it should be very funny. ...

First of all, you must introduce yourself. Of course, you can introduce yourself in a humorous tone.

For example, you can quote poems or the most popular sentences in your life to impress your classmates.

Then I think you must set an example as a monitor.

Therefore, you should set an image of your future behavior, for example, I will care more about my class and my classmates in the future.

Of course, you can add some humor, for example, now. In the financial crisis, but I won't let our class have a financial crisis

We will make full use of the class fee to bring convenience to everyone (I'm just making an analogy with a life committee member)

After that, you should establish that the basic system of the class is not the class rules but the content that you want to unite collectively

For example, when the teacher is away, you will use your aura to drive everyone to study together

If humor is not what you are good at, you can be humorous. If you are long, you must also smile.

This will narrow the distance between you and your classmates.

Don't be nervous. You just need to show your true self, otherwise the former set is not very good.

Being funny doesn't mean being humorous. When it comes to class problems, for example, who hasn't handed in his homework, I will punish him for bringing some apples to the teacher's desk to see who has the most apples. At this time, you should be as humorous as possible

But if anyone doesn't't. If you finish your homework, it's not a matter of memory, but of attitude. We should strictly follow the law.

You can say this sentence seriously. In short, you can't make your classmates think that you are a very easy person to deal with.

I hope you can succeed.

Finally, you can write a manuscript and add changes. Don't read it from the book when you say it. This will make you feel intimate with your classmates ~

Play on the spot and be optimistic about their reactions, and then make a response and change, which also proves your strength.