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Odysseus continued to write his composition.
Bole weakly grabbed the receiver: "Hello, who are you looking for?" The other party said, "Uncle Jiao.
Is it approved? I want a round! Bole was surprised: "Please, minister! It is you! ……
Does the minister have any instructions? ""dare, old man, I just want to know you.
The preparation of the maximum species research Committee for the maximum species selection. How's it going?
Is there any difficulty in funding? ..... you don't always think about careful planning and the necessary expenses of the country.
Still can't save, the most important thing is to retain talents, talents are rare, and there is no money.
How can we retain talents? ..... I have already greeted the relevant departments and will give it to you this year.
Our research committee has increased its research funding by 5 million yuan. Do you think that's enough? "
Bole flattered, grateful, repeatedly said:
"Thank you for your concern! Thank you for your concern! "
"This is my duty! ..... Besides, I have always attached great importance to my family.
Research institutions! ..... Ah, transferred to your research committee as Fang Fang's office director, yes.
Where is my son! ..... No, you can't show it to him, be strict with him! ……
That boy knows nothing but playing with horses! This time, the boy also has one.
A horse, number 0 188, was imported from Australia. This is a very handsome horse. I want to compete.
There is no problem in the top three. But I'm worried that that boy will get proud easily, so I want to invite you.
The chief judge suppressed his arrogance and did not give him a high ranking. Even the first place.
Don't give him the first place either ... anyway, it depends on you ... well, you should always pay attention to the combination of work and rest.
Combine! ..... If you have any difficulties in the future, please feel free to ask me. "
Bole put the phone down and said with a wry smile, "It seems that there is no need to comment. The first place has already belonged."
! "
"Bang bang!" Someone's visiting.
Mrs Bole hurriedly opened the door. People are driving a horse with a bad coat and carrying one on their backs.
Great gift. Look: pearls, agates, diamonds! Ha, and an imported microcomputer.
..... How? Someone said, "sir, this is a little something." As for the choice of the maximum value, ... please first.
Take care of yourself! "
Bole is still hesitating, but his precious grandson has entered the bedroom with a microcomputer.
Bole blushed and murmured, "This, this, ... is not easy to mess with! Oh, oh ... look.
Situation! "
Something unfortunate happened. The next afternoon, Bole's beloved grandson disappeared and the door frame was closed.
Nail the dagger to a piece of paper. It says, "As long as Ma 0 132 is in the top three.
Name, we will find your grandson for you. "
Bole was dumbfounded.
Mrs Bole wiped away tears and said:
"I told you to apply for retirement, but you just wouldn't listen ... you see, how did you live this life?
! ……"
2. The fisherman continued to write his composition. After punishing the greedy foreign Russia and the county magistrate, the fisherman knew that Hebei could not stay any longer and had to leave for Hangzhou, a fairyland on earth.
The old fisherman said, "I have to get the fishing net and fishing boat first." "Ok, let's get it together." Say that finish, the old man and the young man went back. When they got home, they got on the fishing boat with fishing nets. As soon as they got on the fishing boat, a dozen officers and men caught up with them and shouted, "Stop! You killed a foreigner and a county magistrate, and you still want to run? No! " Seeing that the situation was not good, the fisherman waved his fishing rod at once, but it didn't matter. On the contrary, the officers and men swept a large area, and the rest suddenly became blindsided and thought: What are you chasing? Sweep down a large area at once, or run quickly! They ran away one by one, and the fisherman put away his fishing rod and rowed the boat slowly to Hangzhou.
They built a log cabin in the forest near the West Lake, and they still make a living by fishing. Every day, when fishermen and old fishermen go out fishing, they always catch a few nets and exchange some money, food and daily necessities in the city. Slowly, the old fisherman began to become rich, but he still lived a hard and simple life and was charitable.
I looked up at him, then lay prone on the table and ignored him.
"Huh?" His words of concern rang in my ears again. I said impatiently, "It's none of your business?" He said indignantly, "I.
I was just worried about you. What's the matter with you? "I didn't talk to him, tears in my eyes have been impatient, unwillingly.
What's wrong with me? Why do people misunderstand me? What is wrong with me? Why did my former sister hurt me like this? Why are you ignoring me? Why bully me with his little power? I thought we agreed to exchange hearts. Why did I exchange my heart for the fragments of my heart? Is that what I want to do? To be comforted by someone who is obviously more pitiful than me, an unreasonable person who is spurned by others? .
4. Continue to write the composition, and continue to write "Chen Ming and I are good friends"
Chen Ming and I are inseparable friends.
One day in the handicraft class, each of us made a small wooden boat. We took the small wooden boat out to play, and Chen Ming felt that the small wooden boat I made was very delicate and beautiful, and I couldn't put it down. He looked at it carefully and accidentally broke the wooden boat. I was so angry that I grabbed his small wooden boat, and he stepped forward and grabbed it, just stepping on my small wooden boat. When I got angry, I smashed his little wooden boat and we almost fought. Persuaded by my classmates, I glared at him and then returned to my seat.
After school, I didn't ask Chen Ming to come home with me, and he didn't come to me. When I got home, I sat at my desk and thought, Chen Ming must have done it on purpose. He saw that I did a good job and deliberately damaged my wooden boat! I'll never talk to him again!
I happened to meet Chen Ming when I was playing in the community that night. I waved to him and put it down at once. He smiled at me, but the smile disappeared at once. Obviously, obviously, we all remember what happened this morning. It's unnatural to meet together. He accidentally tripped over the steps, so I rushed over and helped him up. "Are you all right?" "Nothing, I accidentally fell." I turned to go when Chen Ming stopped me. I asked, "What's the matter?" "Come with me." He took me to his house. He walked into the room and took out a delicate wooden boat. I looked at the small wooden boat and he said, "I made this yesterday, and I'll pay for it." I just missed it before. Don't be angry, okay? I ... ""Actually, I was wrong. I shouldn't have damaged your boat. I am so excited. "He punched me gently, and I punched him back rudely. Let's just "smile and forget the hostility"
The next morning, the doorbell rang and Chen Ming and I came to school together. A good friend is a good friend, and will not affect friendship for a little thing!
5. Continue to write the composition. There are n versions of the small wooden boat. Chen Ming and I are good friends.
One day, we took out the small wooden boat made by the handicraft group to play, and Chen Ming accidentally broke mine. In the argument, Chen Ming trampled on it again. I was very angry. I grabbed his little wooden boat, threw it on the ground, jumped on it and stepped on it with my feet. As I stepped on it, I said angrily, "If you step on my small wooden boat, I will step on it!" I didn't leave until the exquisite wooden boat on the ground turned into sawdust.
Chen Ming picked up the sawdust on the ground and tears fell on it. From then on, we are no longer good friends and inseparable every day.
That we don't want to look at each other again! However, due to one thing after school that day, we got back together, but we could never see each other again! I walked home as usual after school that day. At the corner of an alley, I saw Chen Ming, with a piece of paper in his hand, mumbling something.
Because of this, I didn't want to see him, so I turned and walked to another road leading to my home. "Hey, Fang Jun!" But I turned a deaf ear and walked on.
Chen Ming trotted over and said, "I know you are angry with me, but look at this!" " "Chen Mingsai said, and gave me a notice, which read" transfer certificate ". Seeing these three words, I put that behind me and asked Chen Ming, "Do you ... do you want to transfer?" "Yes, because my father was transferred to another place to work, so I followed him to that place to go to school!" Chen Ming said, "We may never meet again, so I want to apologize to you today. "In fact, I have forgiven him in my heart. I just pretended to be cold and asked," When are you leaving? " "Tomorrow at noon! You must come! " After that, Chen Ming turned and ran away, and the thin figure disappeared into the dim night ... Arrived at the airport as scheduled, but I didn't expect to be late! The plane had already taken off, and Chen Ming leaned out of the cabin and shouted, "Fang Jun, I have to go! Goodbye! " I waved, too, and tears soaked my collar.
The next day, when I came to school, I accidentally found a delicate wooden boat with a note on it on my desk. I use it to read it: "Fang Jun, I want to say sorry to you, but I don't have the courage!"! I made that little wooden boat on the table specially for you. I hope you like it! -Chen Ming. " At this time, I looked at the sky, but I didn't know that tears had fallen on the beautiful small wooden boat ... Chen Ming and I are good friends.
One day, we took out the small wooden boat made by the handicraft group to play, and Chen Ming accidentally dropped it on the ground. During the argument, Chen Ming trampled on it, and I was very angry. I grabbed a small wooden boat for him and shouted angrily, "Since you smashed my small wooden boat, I want you to pay the price."
As soon as I spoke, I hit the ground with a wave of my hand, only to see his boat smashed in two. At this time, he is not to be outdone. Flushed, he stepped on my boat and kicked it aside.
I shouted, "You have no right to do this to my boat." He immediately retorted, "Who told you to smash my boat? I didn't mean to smash your boat. "
We had a big fight. If our classmates hadn't stopped us, we would have fought. Later, we broke off all relations.
Although we go to school in the same way, we meet as if we don't exist. Afterwards, I calmly thought I had a problem. Chen Ming just accidentally smashed my boat, but I deliberately smashed his boat.
I began to regret, very depressed, I lost a good friend, and nothing can help me restore my friendship with Chen Ming. A few days later, after school, I met Chen Ming. I feel sorry for him and want to slip away quickly.
And he stopped me. He bowed his head and was silent for a whole minute. Then he said hesitantly, "I was too impulsive that day ... I shouldn't have quarreled with you ... can we still be good friends?" I was shocked, and then quickly said, "I also had shortcomings that day, and we are still good friends." As soon as the voice fell, we took out the newly bought small wooden boat and were extremely happy.
From then on, we never quarreled again and became best friends. Chen Ming and I are good friends. One day, our little wooden boat was taken out to play. Chen Ming accidentally broke mine. In the argument, Chen Ming trampled on it again. I was angry and robbed his little wooden boat.
I glanced at him, threw it on the ground angrily, stamped a few feet again, and kept saying, "Step on you! Pay for my little wooden boat! Give it back to me! " Tears ran down her cheeks.
In my hurry, I saw a few tears on the ground. I looked up and it was his tears. I stopped.
He squatted down, picked up his small wooden boat with trembling hands and lowered his head. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." I'll make you another one ... don't be angry ... "He choked and stopped talking.
At this time, I woke up from the impulse and regretted my irrationality and the damage to his small wooden boat. "Sorry," I said, "I made a mistake, please forgive me ..." "Never mind, let's make another one together!" "Well, consider it friendship!" We embrace each other, and friendship runs through us.
..... Friendship Chen Ming and I are good friends. One day, we took out the small wooden boat made by the handicraft group to play, and Chen Ming accidentally dropped it on the ground.
During the argument, Chen Ming trampled on it, and I was very angry. I grabbed a small wooden boat for him and shouted angrily, "Since you smashed my small wooden boat, I want you to pay the price." As soon as I spoke, I hit the ground with a wave of my hand, only to see his boat smashed in two.
At this time, he is not to be outdone. Flushed, he stepped on my boat and kicked it aside. I shouted, "You have no right to do this to my boat."
He immediately retorted, "Who told you to smash my boat? I didn't mean to smash your boat. " We had a big fight. If our classmates hadn't stopped us, we would have fought.
Later, we broke off all relations. Although we go to school in the same way, we meet as if we don't exist.
Later.
6. Continue to write about the huge composition
On an ordinary day, it goes out to play, echoing the songs of the stream and being attracted by the gentle calls of birds. Everything is so calm.
Mammoth's mother came out to look for her baby. "Boo hoo-"This is the cry of mammoths. The mammoth flew over and saw its father-lying quietly on the ground with his eyes open. This is a last wish! The mammoth and its mother sobbed in a low voice and buried its father in the soil. "Bang-"a clear shot, mammoth's mother also fell. Mother gave the mammoth a push with her last strength, hoping it would leave soon, because the hunter had found it.
The mammoth ran away with tears in her eyes.
In the next few days, mammoths wandered around the forest, looking at everything in front of them with dementia, as if they had lost their souls and didn't eat or drink all day. One day, it finally found itself hungry, quickly pulled out a handful of grass from the ground and wolfed it down.
Unfortunately, it always comes at the wrong time. The mammoth was hit in the head.
It hurts! Pain! It ran as fast as it could, trying to get rid of the hunter. However, it is injured after all. After running for a while, he fell down. But it still struggled and didn't want to die. Finally, the mammoth gave a loud cry and died.
The hunter took a closer look and found that the mammoth was still clinging to the grass. He couldn't help but sigh: "I admire the power of mammoths!" "
7. Composition God Bird continues to write 500 words. When Eltel Gorhan came home, he felt very reluctant. So, the next day, Khan went to the mountains to find the bird. Khan came to Panasonic Nicky for ten thousand years, and caught the bird as easily as last time.
On the way home, the bird said to Khan, "Why don't I tell you another story?" "No," Khan said. "This time, I will tell you a story. After listening to the story, you can neither sigh nor be silent. Otherwise, you have to come back with me. " The bird hesitated for a moment and said, "OK, you can start."
Khan said: "For dogs, the best thing to eat is meat. Dogs are willing to be beaten to eat meat. "
"This dog is a poor dog. It eats leftovers every day. Only during holidays can it chew a bone. "
"On one occasion, a dog passed by a small town and a carriage sped by. The dog sniffed with its very sensitive nose. What a delicious taste! "
"The dog knows that the car is pulling meat, so it follows quietly. The horse pulling the cart runs faster and faster, and the dog is chasing after it. "
"When the carriage was driving on a steep slope with uneven road surface, the car bumped badly and something fell off it. The dog ran to have a look. It turned out to be a big piece of meat, and the dog was drooling. "
"The dog picked up the meat and didn't pay attention. Do you eat here? No, once the companion sees it, he will fight for it. The dog looks into the distance with meat in his mouth. There is a small forest on the other side of the river, which is the most ideal place to eat meat. "
The dog walked to the river with meat in its mouth. When he walked into the river, the dog inadvertently looked into the river, and there was a dog in the water. Dogs don't know that it's actually their own shadow. Dogs hate the meat in their mouths more than he does when they see it in the river. When the dog asked for the big piece of meat, it immediately opened its mouth and grabbed it. "
"As soon as the dog opened its mouth, the meat fell into the river and was washed away by the river. The dog looked at the dog in the river again. His mouth was empty. "
"Without two pieces of meat, the dog is very depressed."
"alas!" The bird sighed and said, "This dog is also very poor, but if it is not so greedy, it can eat a piece of meat."
Khan said happily, "You sighed. You must keep your promise and come back with me. " The bird said helplessly, "OK."
Khan went home with the bird.
8. I took Carona home to continue writing. I brought Carona to my house to do homework and read books with him. Mother said, "Carona, your mother is no longer in this world." I will be your mother from now on. Treat me like your mother! I will treat you like my own child. " Carona hesitated, then nodded.
After her mother's careful care, Carona's mood gradually became cheerful, which made our family very happy.
Every morning, my mother will get up early and cook Carona his favorite breakfast, as if to give him all the maternal love in the world; Every time after class, I will tell him some funny jokes to make his face smile; Every time after school, I will walk out of the campus hand in hand with him, and then hug his mother with him, so that he can feel the warmth and sweetness of hugging his mother again ... I want him to have a complete home again, and I want him to know that although he lost his mother, he can also be surrounded by a strong maternal love. I want him to have a wonderful childhood and remember his childhood when he grows up.
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