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Why was the Italian army called "pig teammate" in World War II?
Unfortunately, the Italian army finally chose to join the Axis, and then began their funny journey. It is said that spaghetti is the most indispensable thing for Italians in the war. Once in the process of marching and fighting, because it was noon, the Italian army immediately set up camp and began to cook spaghetti until it was captured by the enemy, still thinking about the spaghetti in the pot.
They are also gifted at accidentally injuring friendly troops. Italian marshal Balboa was killed by his own anti-aircraft gun while inspecting the battlefield by plane. Moreover, Mussolini's command ability is also very poor. After the Germans defeated France, Mussolini probably wanted to "catch up", so he directed his 32 divisions to attack six French divisions that were rushed to the Alps to build fortifications.
But until Hitler negotiated an armistice with France, he failed to let his army move forward. Even then, the six French divisions had to spare some energy to deal with the Germans attacking from behind. I think I can become a pig teammate because Italians love art and pasta more than war.
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