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A male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: I'm so tired up there, don't move down there! If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted

A few days ago, I quarreled with my beloved wife over a trivial matter, and then they were very angry. After nearly 50 hours of silence, I apologized to my wife and wanted to end the cold war. Later I asked my wife, "Wife, are you still angry?"

Unexpectedly, my two-year-old son parrots and turns to ask, "Wife, are you still angry?"

I have to point out the mistake: "This is my wife, not your wife. You should call mom! "

The son seems to want to correct his mistake quickly: "mom and wife, are you still angry?"

"Mom is a mother, wife is a wife, mother is not a wife, and wife is not a mother."

"Oh, not my wife's mother. Are you still angry? "

"There is no such thing. Why isn't your mother a wife? Still a big girl? She is my wife.

The son looked blank, but his wife reacted from a thick smile: "Son, you should say,' My wife, my mother, are you still angry? " "

I couldn't help laughing: "Did someone call you that?" How complicated it is. Remember, son, when you grow up, you will have your own wife to call. Now I can only call your mother! "

The son really understood: "Mom, how long will it take me to call your wife?"