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1987, Ye Nongnong found Luo Jiaming who was doing business in Beijing, took out 500 yuan and slapped it on the table, saying, 500 yuan, I'll buy you five minutes to talk about investment!
When Luo Jiaming first met Ye Nongye, he was rude: I have seen many people like you, so I will give you five minutes to see what tricks you play!
Ye Nongnong directly said: Invest 50,000 yuan in me and pay you back 500,000 yuan next year! By the way, my investment plan!
Luo Jiaming is a shrewd businessman. How can you trust him? It is said that Wenzhou people always only earn other people's money. If you can earn money from Wenzhou people, I will invest in you!
I immediately took 2000 yuan to get it for Ye. If you have this ability, this money is my thank you!
Ye Zinong had expected this result, without saying anything, took the money and left!
Half a month later, Ye Nongnong came to Luo Jiaming with 8000 yuan earned from Wenzhou, and all the processes were well documented. Luo Jiaming convinced, admire!
Later, despite the opposition of his wife and friends, Luo Jiaming gave Ye Nong 50,000 yuan, and others laughed at him for being confused!
Unexpectedly, a year later, Ye Nongye arrived as scheduled, bringing Luo Jiaming the promised 500,000 yuan. This time he also made a net profit of 1.5 million yuan.
It turned out that Ye Nongnong opened a garage next to a big oil field. He repaired the oil field, obtained the internal checks of the oil field, and then used them to buy scarce materials and sold them to others at several times the price.
Now it seems that this is a very simple operation, but at that time, this courage and business acumen was like a masterpiece!
Luo Jiaming invited Ye Zinong to make money with himself, but he refused, because he already had money to study in Berlin, and he wanted to study there.
Luo Jiaming doesn't want that 500 thousand. He said to Ye Nong, If you really thank me, then send me a word worth more than 500,000 yuan.
Ye Nong Nong thought for a moment and said, I'll give you four words, "Don't walk until you see the road"!
Luo Jiaming regards "don't go when you see the road" as a treasure. He made these four words into banners and hung them in his office. He wants to go from Beijing to new york and from new york to Moscow.
But still broke. He is thinking, I won't go when I see the road, but there is only one road I can see now, and I have to go if I don't go.
As we all know, he is not ignorant of the road.
Later, in the face of the huge debt left by Luo Jiaming, his wife took all the creditors and went to Berlin to find Ye Zinong.
Unexpectedly, Ye Nongnong promised to make good use of laws, regulations and human nature to plan a labor dispatch and pay off her debts!
But others are luckier than Luo Jiaming. They learned Ye Nonglong's "Don't Walk When You See the Road".
Mr. Murong revived the noodle restaurant for a long time, the big star Dai found a home, and Brandi found an opportunity to successfully complete the sketch!
This Ye Nongnong is a business genius of the mysterious writer Doudou in the world of mortals!
Send you a sentence from the author's book:
Don't walk when you see the road.
The way you look at others, that's not your way.
You can't go if you don't. You can go if your conditions meet.
Don't walk when you see the road, find your own way.
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