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Conan's Cold Mystery

Theater Edition 10- Detective Requiem

Just after reading it, Xiaolan told a cold joke for the first time and was deeply impressed _-

Quiz: all the time; Always has been; Always has been; Always has been; Always has been; All the time.

[Super Snake, the rail car in Fantasy Park] So, who is the most suitable person for this extra program in the young detective team? ]

Answer: スーパースネーク-& gt;; Super ヘビ (pronounced like ascension)-> とてもおもたい->; Positive solutions of weighted がぉもぃのくんは

[Super Snake->; Super snake-> Particularly heavy->; So the correct answer is heavier Thai]

Theater version 3- magician at the end of the century

This is the first Conan theatrical edition I have ever seen. At that time, the film was difficult to buy and repeated many times. I sigh that there will be such a beautiful animation _-

Test: つままワシにはぉぉくのまごがぃる

I have many grandchildren. How old are they? ]

Answer: ワシ-& gt;; Vultures (わし); More grandchildren-> Many grandchildren (たまご)-> Egg (たまご)-> 0? (ぜろさぃ) ["I" and "vulture" have the same pronunciation in Japanese; "Many grandchildren" means "many grandchildren", and the Japanese pronunciation of "egg" is the same. Of course, the egg is 0 years old ~]

Theater version 6- The Death of Baker Street

-When Ali said it, it was funny. With a cartoon, I just said, "I'm wearing less clothes today, so cold." Let Conan explain. "

Test: つつぃコクーーはこのゲームのさは

1. Finally meet ゲームをまでㄒりぁしのでした.

In official business, you should travel, visit and start.

3.ごくんのにらかにってぃたのでその゜.

[Mr. A of this game company couldn't resist the temptation in the first half and fell in love with playing cocoon games. What did he do to Mr. A?

1. He was praised for reaching the last level.

He played games at work, so he was fired.

Because he fell asleep in the game, let him go back to sleep]

Answer:

コクーン->; Cocoon (まゆ)-& gt;; Silkworm (かぃこ)->; Dismissal (かぃこ)-> The first "にすること"

"Cocoon" refers to "insect cocoon", while spinning cocoon is "silkworm". In Japanese, "silkworm" and "dismissal" are homophonic, and dismissal means dismissal, so the answer is 2 ("Shouにする" is the Japanese word for "dismissal")]

Theater version 2- the fourteenth goal

This is Hirohiko's question and answer ~ In order to stop Agasa Hiroshi's long speech ~ It's not too cold, so let's write it down-

Quiz: On New Year's Day, three people get together, meet once and travel once. さてとぅでしょぅか? ヒントは でぶ です ~

Three children born on New Year's Day, April Fool's Day and Children's Day, organize a meeting together. Q: What will it be? The prompt is airplanes and animals flying in the sky]

Answer: What are the birth dates of the three people?

1 month 1 day+April 1 day+May 5th =1October 7th (じぅがつなのか)

[Just add up the birthdays of three people. 65438+10.7 Japanese is the same as "reindeer". ]

Theater Edition 4- Assassin among Students

This is a quiz game for juvenile detectives. It's not too cold, but it's really a few new ones that are labeled as "cold jokes"-

Quiz: さんにコンナってどんなだとぅってて コンナをめた.2.コンナをひなした.

When Xiao Ai was asked "What is Conan like", she looked at the moon and said "It's not summer now". Zuyuanzai, 1. Praise you. 2. belittle you]

Answer: June (ろく), July (な), August (やつ) +じなぃ->ろくな.

Summer appears in June, July and August, which means: not ordinary people.

Theater Edition 8- Blade Magician

-This is a question for Shinichi (played by kid) ~ Under the banner of "learning something" ~-

Quiz: ナッポロンのにのははてたそぅだ .. Who is it? 1. Dongye (ふの) 2. Guye (ふるの) 3. Kanno (ふかの)

[At Napoleon's house, I heard that two Japanese people built a house. Who are these two people sleeping together? 1 .dongye 2. Guye 3. Kanno]

Answer: land (とち)-> ground station (じしょ)-> dictionary (じしょ)); People-> table letters (ひょぅさつ), books and people;

"I (わかに)" Impossible (ふかのぅ) "(Napoleon's famous saying)-> I (わかじしょ)

"Land" is also called "land of land", which is homophonic with "dictionary" in Japanese; "Word" is the word written on the house number; Therefore, Napoleon's famous saying, "There is nothing impossible in my dictionary, so it becomes' there is no deep field on my land'"