English essays with Chinese translation, preferably on interesting topics, the more attractive the better. Very urgent! !

Pig

or

Witch

A

man

is

p>

driving

up

a

steep,

narrow

mountain

road.

A

woman

is

driving

down

the

same

road.

As

they

pass

other,

the

woman

leans

out

of

the

window

and

yells

"PIG!!"

The

man

immediately

leans

out

of

his

window

and

replies,

"WITCH!!"

They

each

continue

on

their

way,

and< /p>

as

the

man

rounds

the

next

corner,

he

crashes

into

a

pig

in

the

middle

of

the

road.

only

men

would

listen.

The pig is still a witch

A man was driving on a steep and narrow mountain road, and a woman was driving in the opposite direction. When they met, the woman stuck her head out of the window and yelled: "Pig!!" The man immediately stuck his head out of the window and responded: "Witch!!" They continued on their way. When the man turned at the next intersection, he hit a pig in the middle of the road. If only this man could understand what that woman meant.