What words from your mother-in-law moved you?

My mother-in-law is a fighter among the weird ones. Let me briefly introduce her background. She is a primary school teacher and a Chinese class teacher. She has princess disease, has zero common sense in life, and does not know how to do housework. She is mainly like her father-in-law and is a strong person. , stingy, share her life.

First, regarding bathing, my husband and I saw her naked when we were just friends. She came out naked immediately after taking a bath. She did not shy away from her 30-year-old husband and me as our soon-to-be daughter-in-law. Later, When I got married, I found that she took a mandarin duck bath with her father-in-law every day. She had no choice but to stay at home during the epidemic. I was extremely embarrassed every time. [Hold face]

Secondly, regarding eating, she doesn’t know how to cook. She doesn’t know how to cook. Her father-in-law does all the cooking. She puts it on the table every day and comments on every dish. Her mantra is, this is not It's delicious. That one has a lot of oil. No one in our house eats meat. This dish used to be a top-quality dish. Then she said she had a bad appetite. She scolded her father-in-law for being unmotivated and then started her performance. She used chopsticks stained with saliva to eat every dish. , and then kept eating until the end, and concluded by saying that it was to save face for her father-in-law [cover face] [cover face]

Thirdly, regarding cleaning, she has mysophobia, although she does not admit it, a day at home Sweep and drag. If she catches up with her to rest, cleaning three times a day is not impossible. I can’t help but see that the shoes at home are a little dusty, and I can’t help but think that grandpa doesn’t change his shoes after going out [cover face][cover face][cover face]

Fourthly, regarding human relationships, she has two brothers who live in the countryside. , when she ran out of food, she would call her uncle and aunt to get food, but she often said bad things about other aunts in private. Most of the time, her uncle and aunt came to see her mother-in-law and grandfather (who always followed her mother-in-law) and left without even eating. The reason is very simple. Most of the time when she comes to the house, she goes to bed and lets her father-in-law go out and play [face covering] [face covering] [face covering] [face covering]

Fourth, Regarding sleeping, my husband and I were not allowed to talk to each other, saying that the air in the house was not good. Every time we closed it, she would open it for us in the middle of the night for the first year. She slept in the living room, and every night when I went to the bathroom, she would say, "You Going to the toilet again? Sometimes, in the middle of the night, she forced me to hold back her urine, and then she got up at night and made a urinal next to the bed. It only takes one minute from the living room to the toilet [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face Face]

To summarize: There are many interesting things, so I won’t go into them one by one. I am in confinement, and in order to prevent postpartum depression, I plan to write about the more than 1,000 day and night palaces between me and my mother-in-law. Douji, the people in the house know best what a mother-in-law looks like. In the eyes of outsiders, she is a respected people's teacher. In the eyes of her family, what is the difference between her and rural women? [Cover face] [Cover face] [Cover face] [Cover face face][face covering]