What do you think of German supermarkets starting to sell firewood on shelves, with a small bag of 3 euros?

Germans have long considered the current energy crisis and considered the basic heating problem when building houses.

A German, with his back to the center of the fireplace, put his heel in front of the fireplace, walked five steps forward, then five steps to the right, and raised his arms.

Shoulder level, just below the left hand, dig three feet down, there must be crude oil coming out! ?

First, the fireplace in every built house has been connected with the crude oil pipeline!

Later, a mysterious organization was set up to secretly manage these pipelines.

During World War II, this organization came to a big country, and the Qingdao sewer in this period was the work of this organization.

This mysterious organization finally got a name recognized by China netizens around 2 1 century 10! Burning wood is more primitive.

More in line with the laws of nature.

The wood burns and has a fresh smell of plants.

So burning wood is more environmentally friendly than burning natural gas.

Only people with a higher lifestyle can enjoy it.

Otherwise, look at the rich people in the movie. They don't have gorgeous fireplaces.

This is a noble and ancient European aristocratic lifestyle.

Thanks to Germany, ordinary Germans can have such a quality of life.

As for the price, it depends on the specific function.

The Germans will defeat it.

Don't worry about the ancient masters.

I can't. There are Jews.

If hell jokes make you feel guilty, please don't care. The big brother in the comment area will pay for the lost merits. ?

Second, in addition, you really can't burn straw. Anyway, they have many grasslands.

It's okay. Not cold. Hold on.

As for the city, who asked you to choose Schultz? As we all know, Germans love smoked elbows and sausages, which are bought for barbecue.

The reason why charcoal is not used is because Germans pay more attention to the original ecology.

To sum up, in a few years, if Germans start to rely on dogs, transportation and communication to keep warm and tremble, it will be a return to nature. People who disagree can't think independently, please consciously reflect on your crotch. When politicians spend their minds on these fantastic ideas, they can only prove that Europe's white-left values have been destroyed and energy is in jeopardy.

This machine was created by themselves. When rounds of sanctions against Russia were introduced, they never thought about how much harm it would do to the European people.

A recent poll in France, Germany, Britain and Poland shows that more than 50% of the people in these four countries are worried that the energy crisis will lead to large-scale protests.

In addition, nearly 40% people in France hope that the yellow vest movement will happen again, and a "society" will emerge in Poland.

The possibility of unrest is as high as 75%! Correspondingly, in the past decade or so, the European economy has tended to stagnate, and ordinary people simply cannot resist such consumption. So, just now.

This summer, the whole of Europe is complaining.

Public service systems such as railways, buses, postal services and garbage trucks. Airlines in Britain, Spain, the Netherlands and other countries went on strike in turn.

The railway strike, the German aviation strike, and even the lawyer industry strike!

Third, all walks of life in Europe cannot escape the shadow of the energy crisis! At the same time, Russian military operations cost more than10 billion a month, which is less than 5% of GDP in one year. On the contrary, since the war, the Russian Central Committee

The surplus in the first five months of this fiscal year was/kloc-0.5 trillion rubles, and the net profit of Gazprom in the first half of this year was as high as $4 1.3 billion, making the ruble the best performing currency in the world this year.

Money. Although the annual inflation rate is 14.6%, it is mainly structural inflation of electronic products, automobiles and other categories, and people have no worries.

Ah, two more years of fighting will be no problem. On the other hand, Europe is a ghost, life is not life, and industry is not industry.

The former old industrial countries in Europe and America can release energy when they develop. Later, our industry began to develop and was accused of polluting the global environment, so we tried to develop and manage it. When we reached the standard, we found that Europe and America were rotting.

Well, if you screw up, we have our own plans. Just be ourselves.

After all, in countless hell jokes all over the world, it is possible to take anyone as the protagonist. If you go to Germany, you will find how much forest coverage there is. Even without natural gas, it can burn for 10 years. When I was playing in Germany in July and August, many people in the countryside were collecting firewood, but they were also collecting firewood a few years ago. Some houses where I live have fireplaces.

You can use any energy you like, and you can burn firewood. We try our best to develop clean energy, and then you say we are not literate enough to burn wood?

We can burn firewood in some rural areas of China, such as kettles, coal stoves, barbecue ovens for heating and stewing (gadgets in Hubei)

More importantly, you can boil water to cook in the middle, put bowls and chopsticks around you, and bake clothes, socks, insoles and shorts around the stove. The most outrageous thing is that you have reserved places for baking sweet potatoes, potatoes and chestnuts, all of which are multi-purpose.

This thing is sold at this time of year. It's also available in summer. It's used for barbecues. Many elderly people like to burn this. After burning it, the room smells of wood. This kind of wood is generally pine, which contains pine oil, and other evergreen plants also have a lot of oil, so it has a fragrance. Especially at night, it's very comfortable to burn a stove of firewood, watch TV, drink some wine and chat. If you point at this to keep warm, just kidding, how expensive it is to use your head. How many packs do you need to burn for 3 euros a day and how many packs do you need to burn in winter? There are also families who really use firewood for heating, usually very old villas or houses, without gas or oil heating and fireplace for heating, but such families buy firewood on pallets, or simply don't burn enough. Or there is forest land at home, and it costs nothing to burn firewood.

For those who have never burned wood, going camping this year is not special, nor is it the reason for the high energy price. In fact, they are sold in supermarkets every year. Most Germans have fireplaces at home, not for heating, but for the winter atmosphere. I will burn them at home.