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Top Ten Famous Swords in Ancient China

The 1th Shadow

At the dawn of ancient times, when the sky was black and white, a pair of hands slowly raised.

There is a hilt in both hands, only the hilt is missing the body of the long sword. However, an erratic sword shadow is faintly cast on the north wall, which only lasts for a moment. As the day and night alternate, the erratic sword shadow reappears.

The raised hands drew an elegant arc and waved to a tall and straight Gu Song next to it. There was a slight "crack" in the auricle, and the tree was slightly shaken, but there was no change. However, soon after, the lush loose cover fell down in a gentle southerly wind, spreading out the rings and rings, indicating the passage of time. The darker the sky, the invisible sword, the silent closing of the ancient twilight, and the silence between heaven and earth.

This shadowy and invisible sword is the famous sword, Chengying, which was admired by Liezi Tang Wen and cast in Shang Dynasty, and was later hidden by Kong Zhou in the Spring and Autumn Period.

Chengying is a delicate and elegant sword.

Shock Wave Maser Index: 7

Ninth Pure Jun

In the Spring and Autumn Period, on a sunny afternoon, after several years of hard work, I finally defeated Gou Jian, the King of Yue of Wu, and woke up after a sweet nap, feeling very comfortable. After drinking a pot of good Longjing tea, Gou Jian cheerfully sent his men to find someone, and that person was Xue Zhu. Xue Zhu, a native of Qin, is traveling across the country at this time. Although Xue Zhu is young, he has become famous in many countries, and he is known as the first fencing master in the world. Not long after, Xue Zhu, with fine features and gentle manners, came here. After some polite greetings, the host and guest took their entourage to the wide outdoor terrace. Gou Jian, the King of Yue, loves swords. This terrace is tens of feet high, with relaxed momentum and abundant light, which is specially used to watch swords and enjoy swords. After taking a seat, Gou Jian glanced at Xue Zhu around him, thinking that although this young man is young, he has read countless swords, and ordinary swords must be difficult for him to see. Therefore, when Gou Jian opened his mouth, he asked his men to take two swords that he was quite proud of: the brilliance of Cao Guanghua was dull, and the texture of Jueque became thicker, which could not be regarded as swords. "Say that finish, he yawned lazily in the warm sunshine. Goujian was surprised and felt ashamed. He thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, and leaned over a valet's ear and said a few words. After a while, the attendants led hundreds of armored warriors to escort a sword to the audience. When Xue Zhu saw it, all the seats fell on his back, and the golden hairpin fell to the ground with long hair hanging freely, and his face suddenly froze. For a long time, I suddenly swept down the steps, came to the sword, bowed deeply, and then tidied up my clothes with awe, took the sword from the waiter, knocked and weighed it carefully, and then slowly pulled it out of its sheath. I saw a group of Guanghua blooming, just like the lotus that was helped out of the water, graceful and cool. The carvings on the hilt shone with deep light like the stars. The blade and the sun were integrated, like clear water overflowing the pond, calm and soothing, and the blade of the sword was like a cliff that stood like a cliff ...

It was a long time before Xue Zhu asked in a trembling voice, "Is this pure jun?" ! "Gou Jian nodded." Yes. Then he proudly said, "Is it ok for someone to exchange a thousand fine horses, three rich towns and two big cities for this sword?" Xue Zhu said at once, "You can't change it." Gou Jian frowned affectedly and asked, "Why? Tell me something. " Xue Zhu shouted excitedly, "Because this sword is the best work made by heaven and man. In order to cast this sword, a thousand-year-old red pansy mountain broke out of tin. If Jiang Botao comes back again for thousands of years, Ou Yezi will die with exhaustion. This sword has become a swan song. What a beautiful horse city is ... "Gou Jian nodded with satisfaction:" That's right, since it is priceless, I will treasure it forever. "

Chun Jun is a noble and unparalleled sword.

Shock Wave Maser Index: 7.35

Eighth Fish Intestine

When the big eagle flying like black iron, Zhuan Zhu was also coming to the temple with the plum blossom bream cooked by himself.

The sun is hunting in the sky, and the eagle is flying as fast as ever.

The military display in the main hall, Zhuan Zhu moves forward steadily.

the clouds were stunned by the momentum of the flying eagle and swam away one after another.

Wang Liao was attracted by the smell of the food in Zhuan Zhu's hand. He lifted his nose and leaned forward. He only saw the food but didn't see Zhuan Zhu. That dish is called braised with plum blossom and anchovy. Plum blossom is cold plum in severe winter, anchovy is anchovy in Taihu Lake that only appears in hot summer. Roasting is to roast anchovy in Taihu Lake in midsummer with branches of cold plum in severe winter, and roasting is to roast anchovy in Taihu Lake with branches of cold plum in severe winter.

The eagle has seen the outline of the main hall, and it suddenly gets dark. Zhuan Zhu has come to the king, put the dishes on the record, and the lights in the temple are still on.

Dark clouds are rolling in the sky, and the eagle has closed its wings. Wang Liao swallowed saliva and looked at the delicious food in front of him. Zhuan Zhu is firmly breaking the fish by hand.

With a thunder, the eagle volleyed down at the main hall.

Wang Liao suddenly felt a cold murderous look coming out of the belly of the fish, and he was stunned.

The fish intestine sword has been drawn out of its sheath (fish belly). It is firmly nestled in Zhuan Zhu's hand and hurtling forward. Two well-trained iron bars cross in front of it, and the fish intestine sword goes through the gap and still rushes forward.

There are three layers of cassock armor in front.

the first layer penetrates, the second layer penetrates, and when the third layer penetrates, the fish intestine sword has become a broken sword. The sword is broken, but the murderous look is not broken. Fishbone sword is still moving forward.

When the eagle smashed the main hall, the fish intestine sword also entered Wang Liao's heart.

When the flying eagle was injured and fell, it whistled contentedly.

The half-broken fish-gut sword hummed a silent song in Wang Liao's gradually weakening heartbeat.

Zhuan Zhu, who was thrown down by the sword and rain, gave a lonely smile to the land under his face with his last strength.

Fish intestines are a brave sword.

Shock Wave Maser Index: 8

The seventh and sixth generals, Mo Xie

and Mo Xie, are two swords, but there is no reason to separate them.

Ganjiang, Mo Xie is two people. Similarly, there is no reason to separate them.

Ganjiang and Mo Xie are two swords forged by Ganjiang and Mo Xie.

The cadre is the male sword, and Mo Xie is the female sword.

A competent officer is a husband, and Mo Xie is a wife.

The generals are hardworking, and Mo Xie is gentle.

Mo Xie fanned and wiped his sweat for the general when he was casting swords for the king of Wu.

Three months later, the general sighed, and Mo Xie also shed tears.

Mo Xie knows why the generals sigh, because the gold and iron extracted from five mountains and six rivers in the furnace can't be melted, and the sword can't be cast without Tie Ying.

The general also knows why Mo Xie shed tears, because if the sword cannot be cast, he will be killed by the king of Wu.

The general still sighed, but one night, Mo Xie suddenly laughed.

When Mo Xie smiled, the lieutenant suddenly became afraid. Knowing why Mo Xie smiled, the lieutenant said to Mo Xie, "Mo Xie, you must never do it." Mo Xie didn't say anything, she just laughed.

When the lieutenant woke up, he found that Mo Xie was not around.

A general is like an arrow through his heart. He knows where Mo Xie is.

Mo Xie stood on the towering sword-casting furnace wall, her skirt fluttering like a fairy.

Mo Xie saw the figure of the general rushing from a distance in the early morning light. He smiled, and she heard the general shouting hoarsely: "Mo Xie" ..... "Mo Xie was still laughing, but tears also flowed down at the same time.

The lieutenant also shed tears. In the misty tears, he saw Mo Xie floating down. He heard Mo Xie finally say to him, "Lieutenant, I'm not dead, we will still be together ..."

The molten iron melted and the sword was successfully cast.

A male and a female were named Ganjiang and Mo Xie, and the Ganjiang only dedicated the Ganjiang to the King of Wu.

The news that the general was hiding "Mo Xie" was soon known by the prince of Wu. The samurai surrounded the general, and the general gave in easily. He opened the sword box and asked in despair, "Mo Xie, how can we be together? "

The sword suddenly jumped out of the box, turned into a beautiful white dragon and flew away. At the same time, the general suddenly disappeared without a trace. When the lieutenant disappeared, the "lieutenant" sword around the prince of Wu also disappeared.

In the desolate and poor city county thousands of miles away, a young white dragon suddenly appeared in a big lake called Yanpingjin. This white dragon is beautiful and kind, calling the shots for the people, and the desolate poor city and county are gradually in good weather, and the name of the county is changed from poor city to abundant city.

However, local activities are developing from time to time. This dragon looks around the lake in Yanping Tianjin almost every day, as if waiting for something, and there are always tears in his eyes.

six hundred years have passed.

By chance, Lei Huan, the magistrate of Fengcheng County, dug out a stone box from the ground when he was building the city wall, and there was a sword engraved with the word "Ganjiang" on it. Lei Huan was overjoyed and took this famous sword that has been told for a long time with him. One day, Lei Huan passed by the lake in Yanping Tianjin, and the sword in his waist suddenly jumped out of the sheath into the water. While Lei Huan was amazed, the water surged, jumping out of black and white and dragons. Ssangyong nodded his thanks to Lei Huan frequently. Then, the two dragons entangled affectionately and both dived into the water and disappeared.

The people who lived in Fengcheng County for generations found that the White Dragon, which was said to have existed for more than 6 years, suddenly disappeared from the lake in Yanpingjin every day with tears in its eyes.

but the next day, an ordinary couple moved to the county seat.

The husband is an excellent blacksmith with excellent skills, but he only forges ordinary farm tools that can't earn a few dollars with his heart, but refuses to make trouble and make weapons that are profitable for thousands of dollars. When he works, his wife always fans and wipes his sweat for him.

A good general and Mo Xie are the swords of love.

shock wave blaster index: 8.5

The fifth seven-star Longyuan

Legend has it that this sword was forged by two swordsmen, Ou Yezi and Ganjiang.

In order to cast this sword, Ou Yezi and his generals dug up the Ci Mountain, released the stream in the mountain and led it to the sword casting furnace to form the Big Dipper. When the sword is finished, looking down at the blade is like climbing a mountain and looking down at the abyss. It is as ethereal and deep as a giant dragon lying on its back, and it is called "Longyuan".

Although the casting skill of this sword is exquisite, it is also famous for its ordinary fisherman who can't know his real name: Mr. Yu Zhang.

It's said that Wu Zixu was killed by a traitor, and was chased by the soldiers and horses of the State of Chu. One day, he fled to the bank of the Yangtze River, only to see the mighty river and the waves rolling. Before blocking the flood, there was a pursuer. When Wu Zixu was in great anxiety, he found a boat coming rapidly upstream, and the fisherman on board called him aboard. After Wu Zixu boarded the boat, the boat quickly disappeared into the reeds, and the pursuers on the shore left angrily. The fisherman carried Wu Zixu to the shore, and brought Wu Zixu wine and food for a hearty meal. Wu Zixu was so grateful that he asked the fisherman's name. The fisherman laughed and said that he was a wanderer. What's the use of his name? Just call him "Fisherman". Wu Zixu thanked him and took a few steps. With misgivings, he turned and turned back. He untied the ancestral sword of the third generation, the Seven Star Dragon Garden, from his waist. He wanted to give this precious sword to the fisherman to thank him, and asked him not to reveal his whereabouts. Zhang Yu took the seven-star Dragon Garden, looked up at the sky and sighed, and said to Wu Zixu, "I saved you only because you are loyal to the country, and I don't want to repay you. Now, you still suspect that I am greedy for profits and lack of trust, so I have to show my nobility with this sword." Say that finish, horizontal sword cut himself. Wu Zixu regrets inexplicably.

The Seven-Star Dragon Garden is a sword of honesty and purity.

Shock Wave Maser Index: 8.8

The fourth Tai 'ai

The capital of Chu has been besieged by the military forces of Jin State for three years.

Jin sent troops to attack Chu in order to get the treasure of Chu: A Jian.

It is said that the Tai 'a Sword was forged by Ou Yezi and the two great swordsmen.

But the two masters don't think so. They say that Tai 'a is a sword of Hou Wei Dao, which has existed for a long time, but it is invisible and has no trace. However, the firm but gentle spirit has already existed between heaven and earth, just waiting for the opportunity to unite, and the time, place, people and the three will be one, and this sword will be achieved.

the state of Jin was the most powerful at that time, and the king of Jin certainly thought that he was the most qualified to get this sword. However, contrary to expectations, this sword was cast in the weak Chu State. When the sword was released, the body of the sword was naturally engraved with the word "Tai 'a", which shows that Ou Ye and the generals were right.

of course, the state of Jin couldn't swallow this tone, so he asked the king of Chu for a sword, but the king of Chu refused, so the king of Jin sent troops to attack Chu, intending to destroy Chu in the name of asking for a sword.

With the disparity of troops, most of the cities in Chu quickly fell, and the capital city was surrounded and trapped for three years. The city has run out of grain and grass, and the soldiers are in danger.

On this day, an envoy from the State of Jin issued an ultimatum: If you don't hand in your sword, the city will be captured tomorrow, and everything will burn! The king of Chu was unyielding, and told the left and right sides: Tomorrow, he will go to the city to break himself, and he will commit suicide with this sword. Then he must pick up this sword, ride a fast horse to the Great Lake, sink this sword into the bottom of the lake, and let the sword of Tai 'a stay in Chu forever.

at dawn the next day, the king of Chu boarded the city's head, only to see the military forces and horses of the foreign Jin state covering the sky, and his capital was like a boat in Wang Yang, which was in danger of collapse at any time.

The soldiers and horses of the State of Jin began to attack the city, shouting like a mountain calling for a tsunami, and the city was about to be broken.

The king of Chu held a sword in his hands and sighed, "Tai-ah, Tai-ah, I will sacrifice my blood to you today!"

So he drew his sword and pointed it at the enemy.

An incredible miracle appeared: I saw a mighty firm but gentle blaster coming out, and stones flew outside the city in an instant, as if some wild animals were roaring among them. After a while, the military and horses of the State of Jin were in chaos, and all the troops were wiped out with banners and thousands of miles of blood ...

After this incident, the King of Chu called the wise man in the middle school, Feng Hu, and asked, "Why is the Tai 'ajian so powerful?"

Wind Beard replied, "Tai 'a sword is a sword of prestige, and inner prestige is true prestige. Your majesty is unyielding in adversity, which is the outstanding performance of inner power. It is your inner power that inspires the firm but gentle power of Tya! "

Tya is a mighty sword.

Shock Wave Maser Index: "9.3

The Third Sky

In the Qin Dynasty, there was such a young man who had no promise and was full of problems.

Top Ten Ancient Swords in China

He is lazy and never does farm work at home.

he is a good drinker, and he is often drunk to a pulp.

he is a lecherous, and he can't keep his legs open when he sees beautiful girls.

He is rude and careless with officials and people.

the most exasperating thing is that he is good at lying and boasting.

He often shows people 72 moles on his left leg. He doesn't say it's a skin disease, but a picture of the sky.

He often looks at Xianyang from afar, shaking his head and sighing: "Well, a gentleman should be so! "

His lies are getting more and more outrageous.

I don't know where he got a rusty iron bar, and told the villagers that it was a sword from a fairy in Nanshan, and its name was Chixiao.

He treasured it, and kept his sword with him all day.

He also said that he was not a human being, but a red dragon in the sky.

his cow is getting bigger and bigger.

He said that he had known the first emperor for a long time, and that the first emperor was a white dragon. He also said that the first emperor was not as good as him, because he was a red dragon with higher mana, and he would become an emperor instead.

He also said that he knew that the vitality of the first emperor had turned into a white snake, and he was swimming near Fengxize recently. He said he was going to cut off the white snake, and he gestured with the iron bar he had picked up.

People regard his words as jokes, big talk and nothing.