Tease girls' stories and jokes

Why be a girl? Gay knowledge. "Because you have a girl I like!" Female students are a little wronged, very wronged! "I want to find a girlfriend." The male student replied. "What do you think you are?" Female students are a little confused. I don't know. Homosexuality theory. Only then did the female classmate realize that there was always a voice in her heart: Oh, so you care so much about me.

1. Boys chase girls

"I feel like a diaosi, and I don't even have a beautiful girl!" "No, no, no! I feel like a temperamental boy. " "That's great! Then I will chase you! " "What?" The girl was surprised: "you said you were _ silk!" " "

2. How to solve the problems in school?

There is a boy named Lao Wang at school who can't drive and often quarrels with his classmates. Once, Lao Wang was stopped by his classmates on his way home. "Let me tell you something!" Lao Wang said to his classmates, "I still want to get into a good university!" " What about college life in the future? "The classmate asked him," When will you get married? " Lao Wang said, "One day I went to class and found a girl smoking next to me. "The students all laughed when they knew it:" Lao Wang, I think you are still quite smart! " "

3. How to hook up with boys?

A boy chased a girl and disturbed her pursuit. He said to the boy, "Dear, do you want to confess to me?" I have a friend who likes me very much! I confessed to her. What if she doesn't like me? Now I have to talk to her. The boy thought for a moment: "Well, good!" " So he confessed to the girl. She was shocked and said to the boy, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you." The boy said quickly, "it doesn't matter, it's just a misunderstanding." "