Doctrine joke

Because there are a lot of players lurking around me, my job is to deal with all kinds of neurotic players every day.

As a high-end and high-grade writer, in addition to writing all kinds of high-level two-dimensional copywriting of killing Matt at sixes and sevens, of course, he is also doing nothing, but also thinking about what routines to use to write paragraphs.

After all, the man who tied the horse pole is also mighty and magnificent.

Routine 1: Stealing the concept

Example: My friend is a foot fetish and especially likes to eat pig's trotters.

Normal logic: "It's so cold!"

Paragraph logic: "It's so cold!" "I'll give you a hot spot."

Generally speaking, it is to find something that can be replaced logically and add it. Imitation sentence: "It's so hot!" "Then I'll tell you a cold joke?"

Routine 2: reinterpret with multiple parts of speech of language

Example: Is a girlfriend important? Don't!

Normal logic: when I was a child, my family was poor and had no money to install air conditioners, but my father finally made up his mind to install air conditioners. My father is really a good father!

The logic of the paragraph: When I was a child, my family was poor and had no money to install air conditioners, but my dad finally made up his mind to install air conditioners and kept blowing at me on the wall. Stop it. I like it.

It's a bit like an ambiguous sentence in a sick sentence, such as "a little", which can be a metaphor or a noun. At this time, you can use a common sentence to make a sentence: I am particularly sad at midnight every night because you don't like me at all.

Routine 3: Reverse Normal Logic

Example: Who would have thought that the ugly duckling grew up and became an ugly duckling?

Normal logic: Men should like masculine things, such as playing basketball.

Logic: Men should like masculine things, such as men who play basketball.

This is a common routine in jokes, that is, don't follow the routine reasoning when speaking, but reverse the wit at the end.

Routine 4: Black humor

Ex: Even in adolescence, I never ran away from home, because I was an orphan and had no home.

Normal logic: When I was most vulnerable, my boyfriend patted me and encouraged me.

Paragraph logic: When I was most vulnerable, my boyfriend patted me, so I broke my bone.

The core of comedy is tragedy, and this routine should be used with caution. After all, it is impolite to consume other people's pain.

Routine 5: Self-blackening

Example: Good-looking skins are all the same: nobody likes me.

Normal logic: single dog feels lonely that the second cup is half price.

The logic of the paragraph: a single pig can't do it, he can drink two cups.

Bring disgrace to oneself is a common joke routine. Generally speaking, it is to exaggerate the scenes in life. For example, in college, I was the flower of our class, and our class was a woman.

Routine 6: superfluous action, nonsense.

Example: Someone, please step down!

Normal logic: I remember your face clearly.

Segment logic: I still remember your fuzzy face clearly.

This routine is similar to "Daniel Wu, what's your name?" . Add redundant words with repetitive meanings to normal sentences.

Routine 7: Shift the focus

Example: It is better to tear down ten temples than ruin a marriage. This sentence is essentially bullying monks to be honest.

Normal logic: I was touched by a pervert on the bus today.

Segment logic: Today, on the bus, I met a pervert.

It is similar to the anti-routine, but there are also subtle differences. I haven't made up the specific difference yet.

Routine 8: Emotional inversion

Example: If you are healthy, it will be a bolt from the blue.

Normal logic: It's warm today.

The logic of the paragraph: I was warmed up today because the air conditioner was broken.

For example, I insist on getting up early every day and start sleeping in a cage after getting up. That is, you think of a scene that conflicts with the previous context, and then add the contradiction tactfully.

Routine 9: mourning

For example, there is still a dream, in case it is realized by others!

Normal logic: people don't push themselves and don't know how strong they are.

Duanzi logic: people are still quite comfortable without forcing themselves. Ha ha ha ha.

The funeral joke is that the first half sentence is chicken blood, and the second half sentence denies the previous words. For example, if I don't marry Bai, I swear I won't be a man, hey! It's good to be single dog!

Routine 10: homophonic or adaptation of famous poems.

Example: Life is short.

Normal logic: I thought I would retaliate, but I didn't.

Logic: I thought I would get rich, but I didn't.

This is really too much, two-part allegorical sayings, expression packs, famous sayings, song titles and idioms can all be homophonic, so let's play it freely.

Routine 1 1: personification

Example: I'm the cell phone of basil sauce, and she's asleep. I wrote this article.

Normal logic: My computer crashed.

Logic: My computer crashed and I had a fever and pretended to be dead!

Who said that Gu Cheng used this routine most often? I don't know if it's right, but I think it's more cultured to use a poet as an example. Take one of Shakespeare's poems as an example: fallen flowers are not heartless things, but turn into spring mud to protect them.

Routine 12: Word segmentation intentionally causes ambiguity.

Ex.: When I was in class, I looked at the blackboard on the surface, but in fact it was you I was resting! "What?" Yu Guangzhong asked.

Normal logic: the past night shop.

Subdivision logic: nightclubs.

Imagine a word, then split it up and associate it with the first half of the word group, then with the second half of the word group, and then combine the two contexts.

For example, think of a word: understand, separate the two words into words, Ming, Xiang Ming, and person's name; White, white; I figured it out a lot! Wondering who it is.

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