Are there any jokes about sheep?

Here are some jokes about "sheep":

1. The mother teaches her son to do the homework of connecting pictures. The mother tells her son that the wolf wants to eat the sheep, so he should put the wolf and the sheep together. When the sheep joined together, the son cried and said that the sheep would be in pain and that the wolf should eat grass. The little boy burst into tears, which was very distressing to watch.

2. My father-in-law’s family raised a few sheep. During the Chinese New Year, my son’s uncle gave me half a skinned sheep. I had to shave off the meat and put it in the refrigerator. My wife was studying medicine at the time, and she crackled. After a while, the sheep were separated from their flesh and bones. I looked on in shock. At this time, my wife looked at me and said, "If you dare to do anything wrong to me in the future, just wait."

3. I heard from my daughter-in-law that she was the cashier at Convenience Store at the gate of the community. When she went to work last night, a young woman came into the store. She was wearing a pure white plush coat, which was probably fur. I didn’t see it with my own eyes. I saw that the security man in the store was obviously nervous. After a while, the young woman entered the store. The man said to my wife, "Oh, you scared me to death. I thought a sheep came in, and I was about to chase it out. Why did the sheep stand when I saw it?" Are you up? Scared me to death.

4. A friend gave me a whole sheep. I had to chop it up and put it in the refrigerator. I found an ax and a machete. I didn’t know what to do for a long time! My daughter-in-law, who studies medicine, picked up a sharp fruit knife and cut it into several large pieces. After a while, the skeleton and flesh were separated. I was very impressed, and then my wife said: "If you dare to do anything sorry for me, this will be your fate!" I didn't sleep well all night, and I always felt a chill on my back...

五There were two people with poor eyesight. The one leading the sheep walked in front, and the one holding the chicken walked behind. The sheep pulled all the way in front, and the man holding the chicken behind shouted: "Brother, your black beans have fallen off." The man leading the sheep glanced at him and replied: "You have a parrot with your eyes."

6. Once, I got last place in the exam and was beaten by my mother when I came home. At that time, the sheep couldn't stand it, so he hit my mother with his head to prevent her from hitting me. My mother was chased all over the courtyard. Afterwards, my mother said to me: My daughter, what you are sheepishing is not a sheep, it is clearly a dog.

7. When I carried my girlfriend home last night, she asked: What do you think the word for us is? I said: I don’t know. My girlfriend said: It’s embarrassing. Me: What’s there to be ashamed of? No one will see it. My girlfriend said: I am a sheep.

8. Someone has insomnia and seeks help from a doctor. The doctor asked: Haven’t you tried counting sheep? The patient replied: Of course, when I counted five thousand six hundred and forty-eight, it happened to be dawn.