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1. One day after class, Xiaolin cried in her seat.

Xiao Li: "Why are you crying?"

Xiao Lin: "They laughed at my legs as carrot legs."

Xiao Li: "Nonsense , there are radishes that are dark and thick.”

As a result, Xiaohua almost fainted from crying.

2. Brother Monkey, did you propose to Fairy Zixia with this ring?

You are so funny! You don’t even have half a carat diamond, no one else would be interested in you! Chang'e was so embarrassed at me and said: Don't tell me whether you love me or not, first look at how big the diamond ring is!

Oh, fairies today are so realistic. Let me tell you, this is the fairy daughter. If you beat her to death with a diamond brick, she won’t even cry out for help!

3. "Women who use Google Chrome are all virtuous and good at homemaking."

"How do you know?"

"Google Chrome does not support online banking."

4. In the physical education class, two people climbed over the wall to leave the school. When they were stepping over the wall, the security guard came. They were so frightened that they fell to the other side of the wall.

Then I heard an ouch, probably because someone had a sprained foot.

I heard the man on the other side of the wall yell.

"Leave me alone, go to the Internet cafe and grab the machine!"