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The case of "human harmony"

In the history of scientific development, although there are no real swords and spears against each other, countless warriors have sacrificed their lives for the truth.

Bruno (1548— 1600) was an astronomer who gave his life.

Bruno was born in a poor family in Italy. At the age of 15, he entered a monastery and read many books there. He became a priest at the age of 24 and received a doctorate in philosophy. Since then, he has gradually become suspicious of religion. He boldly criticized the Bible, thus offending the Vatican, and had to flee Italy to France, Britain and other places to publicize Copernicus' Heliocentrism and criticize Ptolemy's geocentric theory. He believes that the universe is infinite, and there are countless similar star systems outside the sun. The sun is only the center of a star system, not the whole universe. Bruno developed the Copernican Sun Center, saying that human understanding of celestial bodies has reached a new level.

Bruno's extensive propaganda of his advanced philosophical thoughts aroused the fear and hatred of the Roman Inquisition. 1592, the Vatican tricked him back to Italy and arrested him immediately. The executioners used all kinds of threats and inducements to make Bruno give in, but he said firmly, "I won't give in." After eight years of torture, he was burned to death at the stake. 1600 February 17, Bruno was burned to death in the Flower Square in Rome. At the last moment of his life, Bruno faced the executioner and solemnly announced: "You are more afraid of me reading the verdict than I hear it!" Bruno was executed, but his scientific spirit will live on forever! 1889, a bronze statue of Bruno was erected in the flower square where he died, in memory of this brave man who devoted himself to science forever.

Columbus

Christopher Columbus, the navigator and explorer, closed his eyes forever in Baladolid, Balado, Spain, and this legendary navigator drew the end of his life. However, the voyage started by Columbus has just begun: the history of two continents and even the whole world has changed because of him.

peng jiamu

There are many mysterious legends about Lop Nur. Lop Nur, three words give people a more mysterious feeling than just place names. There is a passage that describes her aptly: "Lop Nur actually means to merge into a water lake, which is the largest flowing saltwater lake in the inland. Nature once created Lop Nur, a 5,400-square-kilometer lake. In the past hundred years, the lake has dried up to the bottom. Now, it shows us a barren scene: the lake is dry, the river is cut off, and the castle has experienced vicissitudes. Life seems to come to an abrupt end here.

1May, 980, Peng led a team to inspect Lop Nur for the fourth time and successfully crossed the dry lake bottom of Lop Nur for the first time. When the expedition team is faced with serious difficulties of water shortage and oil shortage. /KOOC-0/7 June/KOOC-0/7 early morning/KOOC-0/0: 30, Peng went to look for water himself, leaving a note saying "I'm going to the east to look for water" and never came back. Thanks to the special efforts of the local government and garrison organizations, Peng's body has never been found.

I have never given up looking for him for 26 years, but I have never found his body. I hope to find his body as soon as possible, give our scientist a grand funeral and give his family a spiritual comfort.

It is precisely because of such scientists who dare to devote themselves to science that our country has developed science and technology today.

Peng is always worth remembering and learning.

Hideki Noguchi

While studying yellow fever in Africa, Mr. Hideki Noguchi died on 2 1, 1, and on May 26th, 928. In June 65438+May of the same year, his body was transported back to a cemetery in the northern suburb of new york for burial. Mr. Noguchi's inscription is: "He devoted his life to science. He was born for mankind and died for mankind. "

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Bauer Hayes and the snake

Bauer Hurst is an American scientist who studies snake venom. When he was a child, he saw that thousands of people in the world were killed by poisonous snakes every year, and he decided to develop an anti-venom drug. He thinks that people with smallpox will have immunity, but can they also have immunity after being bitten by poisonous snakes? Can antitoxic substances produced in the body be used to resist snake venom? He imagined that it was also possible. So from the age of 15, he injected himself with a small amount of snake glands, and gradually increased the dose and toxicity.

This experiment is extremely dangerous and painful. Every time he is injected, he will be seriously ill. The snake venom of various snakes has different components and different modes of action. Every time a new kind of snake venom is injected, the original anti-venom substance will not be competent and will be tortured by the new anti-venom substance. He was injected with 28 kinds of snake venom. After a dangerous and painful experiment, I finally got something. Because of its own anti-toxicity, King cobra, Indian blue snake and Australian tiger snake have all bitten him, but every time he survived. Blue snake is extremely toxic, and Hester is the only living person bitten by blue snake in the world. He was bitten by a poisonous snake 130 times, and he was safe every time. Hester analyzed the anti-venom substances in his blood and tried some anti-venom drugs, which have treated many people bitten by poisonous snakes.

There are too many people in China who have sacrificed their spirits for scientific exploration like Deng Jiaxian.

"Health is the best gift. Peace is the best wealth. Trust is

Best bond. "

"Don't put the light bulb in your mouth" is a joke.

I don't know whether the light bulbs in Taiwan Province Province are the same as those in Britain.

In Britain, there is a warning on the wrapping paper of light bulbs-don't put that thing in your mouth.

It means don't put the light bulb at the entrance.

Damn it! ... and then someone will put this thing in the import? British people are idiots. ...

I tell you, nothing is absolute!

One day I was watching TV at home with an Indian friend, and I talked to him about it.

He told me that their primary school textbook also said that because the light bulb would get stuck after being put into the import,

Whether he can get it out or not, he's pretty sure that's what the book says. ...

But I doubt it. I think the surface of the light bulb is very slippery. If it can be imported,

Prove that the mouth is big enough to let it in and out, and theoretically it can also be taken out.

But this Indian idiot said in the book ... and it must be correct. ...

I am annoyed at his ungrateful attitude. I said he was stupid.

He said I couldn't speak English or read books ... so we quarreled. ...

I went home in a rage, picked up an ordinary light bulb and lay in bed thinking.

Always thought I was right, thinking of this Indian friend's ignorance,

Also in the spirit of scientists-bold assumptions, careful verification.

I decided to prove it. Look at that. Of course, I also took safety measures ... and bought a vegetable oil to go home.

I don't believe that pumping the stuck soil dry won't slide out!

Everything is ready, put the light bulb in your mouth without saying anything. ...

You don't need 1 sec to slide in, but it's very simple ... so it's no problem to take it out.

I wish this Indian idiot a look at the wisdom and courage of my people in China!

Unlike you, a bookworm ... who would have thought that China would beat the Indians ... and smiled from the bottom of his heart ... haha!

So I easily unplugged the light bulb ... OK! I will put more effort into it. .........

Ok ~ ~ I'll open my mouth a little wider ........

I'm not afraid. I'll open my mouth as wide as I can, and try harder (I'll break the light).

.........BD! ... really stuck in it ... fortunately, there is vegetable oil. .........

(30 minutes later)

I poured 3/4 sticks of oil and half of it into my stomach, but the light bulb still didn't move. ..

At this time, I had to call the police for help. .......................

Just in the middle of my reading, I remembered that there was a light bulb in my mouth ... how do you say it?

Now I have to ask my neighbor for help. I wrote a note to find the old woman next door.

As soon as she saw me, she shouted for help ... I immediately showed her my notes-

Please call a taxi for me and tell the driver to take me to the hospital.

Please call a taxi for me and tell the engineer to take me to the hospital. )

She watched it for about 1.75 minutes and then laughed loudly. ...

If I could talk, I would fuck her. )

15 minutes later, the taxi came.

The teacher smiled when she saw me (actually, she never stopped).

He kept asking me why I did this in the taxi ... (... He BD ... How should I answer him? )

I always said my mouth was too small. If it was his mouth, there would be no problem. ...

Let me see. His mouth is really big. ...

But I really want to tell him, don't try anyway ... unfortunately, I can't open my mouth!

I looked at his rearview mirror. There seems to be a goldfish in my mouth. ...

In the hospital, I was scolded by the nurses for more than ten minutes, saying that I wasted their time.

You want me to form a long line. ...

I stayed in the crowd for 2.5 hours ... 2.5 hours. ...

Those people who were in great pain seemed to have no pain when they saw me ... everyone secretly laughed. ...

I feel that I still have some role. ...

The doctor put cotton flowers on both sides of my mouth, and then broke the light bulb ... and took it out one by one. ...

My mouth is swollen ... finally, he told me not to try again and tell others about my experience. ...

I told him I wouldn't.

When I left the hospital, I was thinking that there must be no stupid creature like me on this earth. ...

When I opened the door, a man came face to face. That was a taxi driver. ...

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He has a light bulb in his mouth.

Let us cherish the memory of those scientists who have dedicated themselves to the progress of human civilization and scientific development!

Madame Curie

Sophia

Vesaliua

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Wei Gena

Lilienthal

hypatia

Michael Servetus.

Feng Ru

Scheler

Cook

The cornerstone of scientific exploration is made of blood and life, and those who devote themselves to science are real heroes, so we should cherish every progress of science.